Hello

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello

Bathing in red wine smoking a cigar and being fed grapes by a wench – you know, the usual.

How can you possibly hope to get clean if you are bathing in wine? That's practically an exercise in futility.



(Or are you some Polish-French mongrel?)

Z.

[tiempo]

Re: Hello

What abomination were you doing when He found you?

Bathing in red wine smoking a cigar and being fed grapes by a wench – you know, the usual.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello

Welcome Young lady!
How many sons have you provided for God so far?
Does your husband prefer the filling or the crust of your pie?
Where did you get a Bible if there are no Churches where you are?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello

Tell us what church you go to - I'm a Baptist in Spain with no church for miles.

Can you tell us the town you live in, or the nearest town? Sometimes the best independent Baptist churches are tucked away in the unlikeliest of places...we'll help you find one!

What your favorite Bible verse is - Psalm 131.

That is also a favorite chapter of mine. It makes me happy that I am humble, and of course that I was weaned.

How you came to find Jesus - He found me.

You were never out of his sight, friend!

(Proverbs 15:3) "The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good."

I believe God has led me to this forum to give me the intellectual rigor and philosophical precision usually provided by a True Christian™ church.

Well, you can listen to us all day long, but in the end the 1611 KJV Bible is the final authority. Maybe He led you here just so you can see that there are other people on the path with you!

(Amos 3:3) "Can two walk together, except they be agreed?"



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

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Tiempo, welcome! We love hearing from you people in backwards third world countries to keep us abreast of Biblical events. Have you heard about any wars or rumors of wars? How about any earthquakes in your diverse places? Also, when was the last time that locusts devastated your crops?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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How you came to find Jesus - He found me.

What abomination were you doing when He found you?

[tiempo]

Tell us what church you go to - I'm a Baptist in Spain with no church for miles.

What your favorite Bible verse is - Psalm 131.

How you came to find Jesus - He found me.

I believe God has led me to this forum to give me the intellectual rigor and philosophical precision usually provided by a True Christian™ church.