[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: They don't let me go to church.

If we lived in total anarchy, I bet 10000000$ that you guys wouldn't have the gall to do even 10% of the literal stuff in the Bible that is currently prohibited in this day and age.

Why is that? The Islamists very nearly follow Biblical law "in this day and age", stoning adulteresses and beating homosexuals to death. Why wouldn't we?

Stop being internet tough guys and just admit that you consider berating other people on the internet as an escapism because your life is empty and prosaic.

Wait, clarify something for me: Who is the uninvited guest on whose forum?

Oh, and who is the Biblically-ignorant person rudely challenging the beliefs of the people on a forum he recently joined?

Oh, right. YOU.

YOU are the Internet Tough Guy, barging in uninvited and unwelcome to spew your anti-Christian rhetoric.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: They don't let me go to church.

If we lived in total anarchy, I bet 10000000$ that you guys wouldn't have the gall to do even 10% of the literal stuff in the Bible that is currently prohibited in this day and age. Stop being internet tough guys and just admit that you consider berating other people on the internet as an escapism because your life is empty and prosaic.

Except True Christians(tm) wouldn't live in anarchy. We would group together into a Bible believing community and live according to the Bible.

It's not a matter of being an Internet Tough guy. We're working as hard as we can to bring in more and more Bible believing politicians in order to bring the US back into line with the Bible. Or have you never heard of the Tea Party movement?

[Barack]

Re: They don't let me go to church.

I'm Saved - thanks for the concern, though.

I joined my congregation two years ago.

Received the Holy Ghost (spoke in tongues) and got baptized in March.

I'm happy and more importantly, I'm spiritually healthy. You guys wrongly believe that the more mentally sick you are, the more your connection with God grows. You don't need to have sociopathic tendencies in order to go to Heaven. You can co-exist with non-believers as long as you know who you are and what you stand for.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: They don't let me go to church.

Received the Holy Ghost (spoke in tongues) . . . You guys wrongly believe that the more mentally sick you are, the more your connection with God grows.

Wow.

A Pennycoastal who jabbers in "ecstatic speech" and wants to accuse others of being mentally sick!

Here's a news flash for ya, Sparky: "Speaking in tongues" means speaking in a REAL language you do not know. The purpose of it was to allow the Apostles to communicate with others who didn't know Greek or Hebrew; people heard the Apostles speaking in their own native languages.

They did not hear the Apostles yammering like idiots in "heavenly praise jabber".

[BelieverInGod]

Re: They don't let me go to church.

I'm Saved - thanks for the concern, though.

I joined my congregation two years ago.

Received the Holy Ghost (spoke in tongues) and got baptized in March.

I'm happy and more importantly, I'm spiritually healthy. You guys wrongly believe that the more mentally sick you are, the more your connection with God grows. You don't need to have sociopathic tendencies in order to go to Heaven. You can co-exist with non-believers as long as you know who you are and what you stand for.

Flopping around on the ground jabbering like a possessed invalid is "sane"? Also, I thought most Pentecostals had a way better grasp of the Bible, or have they gone for the hippie Jesus as well?

And the Pastor is right, if you really spoke in tongues an International group of students would all understand you clearly.

Acts 2:1-12

1And when the day of Pentecost was fully come, they were all with one accord in one place.
2And suddenly there came a sound from heaven as of a rushing mighty wind, and it filled all the house where they were sitting.
3And there appeared unto them cloven tongues like as of fire, and it sat upon each of them.
4And they were all filled with the Holy Ghost, and began to speak with other tongues, as the Spirit gave them utterance.
5And there were dwelling at Jerusalem Jews, devout men, out of every nation under heaven.
6Now when this was noised abroad, the multitude came together, and were confounded, because that every man heard them speak in his own language.
7And they were all amazed and marvelled, saying one to another, Behold, are not all these which speak Galilaeans?
8And how hear we every man in our own tongue, wherein we were born?
9Parthians, and Medes, and Elamites, and the dwellers in Mesopotamia, and in Judaea, and Cappadocia, in Pontus, and Asia,
10Phrygia, and Pamphylia, in Egypt, and in the parts of Libya about Cyrene, and strangers of Rome, Jews and proselytes,
11Cretes and Arabians, we do hear them speak in our tongues the wonderful works of God.
12And they were all amazed, and were in doubt, saying one to another, What meaneth this?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: They don't let me go to church.

I'm Saved - thanks for the concern, though.

I joined my congregation two years ago.

Received the Holy Ghost (spoke in tongues) and got baptized in March.

(Colossians 4:6) "Let your speech be alway with grace, seasoned with salt, that ye may know how ye ought to answer every man."

I'm happy and more importantly, I'm spiritually healthy. You guys wrongly believe that the more mentally sick you are, the more your connection with God grows. You don't need to have sociopathic tendencies in order to go to Heaven. You can co-exist with non-believers as long as you know who you are and what you stand for.

Why would I want to associate with heathens? We are told to keep them out of our houses, and to not even tell them goodbye when they leave, or else we're as bad as them!

(2 John 1:10-11) "If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds."

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Barack]

Re: They don't let me go to church.

I'll keep speaking in tongues and showering God with my love and appreciation. Can anyone give me an Amen to that?

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: They don't let me go to church.

I'll keep speaking in tongues and showering God with my love and appreciation. Can anyone give me an Amen to that?

Not from me. It seems to me you have made your own religion to fit your lifestyle. Has it got a name?

How about 'Christianity Lite'

Jack

[Cursed]

Re: They don't let me go to church.

If we lived in total anarchy, I bet 10000000$ that you guys wouldn't have the gall to do even 10% of the literal stuff in the Bible that is currently prohibited in this day and age. Stop being internet tough guys and just admit that you consider berating other people on the internet as an escapism because your life is empty and prosaic.

Don't bet your life on it. Let me tell you something, sir.

If we lived in anarchy? You listen to me, and you listen good. If we lived in anarchy I would be covered in the blood of the unrighteous or dead and in Heaven for trying.

I want you to understand this. I want you to actually listen to the words I am saying with all of your attention and all of your ability. I pray every day for anarchy. I pray EVERY DAY for anarchy, every every day, multiple times a day, I pray and I pray and I pray.

I pray for nothing MORE than the electricity to go out, for the traffic lights to stop changing, for the alarm clock to stop buzzing, for the televisions all over to shut off, for this abominable hell-spawned computer to stop working, for it all to END.

Because when it does, WHEN not IF it does, sir, then I can start LIVING. Can I get an Amen? I knew it from the moment I could form a thought, I was born for one thing, and one thing only. To punish. And I will, I will... I don't know how many, and I don't know for how long, but I will, and those will be glory days! Glory days, sweet glory, nothing better than doing what's right, than doing what the LORD tells you to do.

Now I must wait, and watch, and listen. I wait with the patience of a spider, praying that today is the day when God's Law can finally be enforced again, and I will die enforcing that law. I can't wait, do you understand?

I can't wait! I'm excited just thinking about it, the mere thought of it brings my blood to boil, I can feel it bubbling through my veins! Oh my word, I've held back for so long, so very long, how good it will feel to use my hands to CRUSH the unbeliever, to REND the filthy abomination, to DESTROY the unrighteous, I will be laughing and singing and dancing, Amen!

Praise God!

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: They don't let me go to church.

I'll keep speaking in tongues and showering God with my love and appreciation. Can anyone give me an Amen to that?

You appreciate God?



I've read the Bible many, many times, and I don't recall Him ever asking to be appreciated.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[I am Human]

Re: They don't let me go to church.

Don't bet your life on it. Let me tell you something, sir.

If we lived in anarchy? You listen to me, and you listen good. If we lived in anarchy I would be covered in the blood of the unrighteous or dead and in Heaven for trying.

I want you to understand this. I want you to actually listen to the words I am saying with all of your attention and all of your ability. I pray every day for anarchy. I pray EVERY DAY for anarchy, every every day, multiple times a day, I pray and I pray and I pray.

I pray for nothing MORE than the electricity to go out, for the traffic lights to stop changing, for the alarm clock to stop buzzing, for the televisions all over to shut off, for this abominable hell-spawned computer to stop working, for it all to END.

Because when it does, WHEN not IF it does, sir, then I can start LIVING. Can I get an Amen? I knew it from the moment I could form a thought, I was born for one thing, and one thing only. To punish. And I will, I will... I don't know how many, and I don't know for how long, but I will, and those will be glory days! Glory days, sweet glory, nothing better than doing what's right, than doing what the LORD tells you to do.

Now I must wait, and watch, and listen. I wait with the patience of a spider, praying that today is the day when God's Law can finally be enforced again, and I will die enforcing that law. I can't wait, do you understand?

I can't wait! I'm excited just thinking about it, the mere thought of it brings my blood to boil, I can feel it bubbling through my veins! Oh my word, I've held back for so long, so very long, how good it will feel to use my hands to CRUSH the unbeliever, to REND the filthy abomination, to DESTROY the unrighteous, I will be laughing and singing and dancing, Amen!

Praise God!

I would love to see you try! there are 6 billion inhabitants on this earth, as of which I bet only 1-2 million truly believe in Christianity, as of which I bet only about 1000 would do what you claim you would do. You are fighting a war you would never win, you claim God would have your side, however your God would not take any part of the brutality you would wish to cause, you would be all alone my friend. The world is doomed because of people like yourself in any religion, your kind of people cause many wars because their views cannot be changed, it is a very sad reality, the stubbornness of humans around the world, if you would just open your heart to those around you, and become as pure and as holy as the good lord, the world would become a better place.

If your own full brother, or your son or daughter, or your beloved wife, or you intimate friend, entices you secretly to serve other gods, whom you and your fathers have not known, gods of any other nations, near at hand or far away, from one end of the earth to the other: do not yield to him or listen to him, nor look with pity upon him, to spare or shield him, but kill him. (Deuteronomy 13:7-12 NA

referring to the above, I have noticed I have been ordered to murder each and every one of you, because you do not believe in the same god as I and my father, It is taken directly from the bible, this exact verse, so I am sorry to mention this to you friends, however it is the word of god

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: They don't let me go to church.

I would love to see you try! there are 6 billion inhabitants on this earth, as of which I bet only 1-2 million truly believe in Christianity, as of which I bet only about 1000 would do what you claim you would do. You are fighting a war you would never win, you claim God would have your side, however your God would not take any part of the brutality you would wish to cause, you would be all alone my friend. The world is doomed because of people like yourself in any religion, your kind of people cause many wars because their views cannot be changed, it is a very sad reality, the stubbornness of humans around the world, if you would just open your heart to those around you, and become as pure and as holy as the good lord, the world would become a better place.

If your own full brother, or your son or daughter, or your beloved wife, or you intimate friend, entices you secretly to serve other gods, whom you and your fathers have not known, gods of any other nations, near at hand or far away, from one end of the earth to the other: do not yield to him or listen to him, nor look with pity upon him, to spare or shield him, but kill him. (Deuteronomy 13:7-12 NA

referring to the above, I have noticed I have been ordered to murder each and every one of you, because you do not believe in the same god as I and my father, It is taken directly from the bible, this exact verse, so I am sorry to mention this to you friends, however it is the word of god

Our God will not take part in any brutality?

You clearly have no idea of what Our God will do.

1 Samuel 15:2-3Thus saith the LORD of hosts ... go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass.


I don't understand why you have put Deuteronomy 13 in your argument. All True Christians know this scripture anyway (but the correct KJV). It is only the fluffy bunny luke warm Christians that this will be news to.

YiC

Jack

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: They don't let me go to church.

I would love to see you try! there are 6 billion inhabitants on this earth, as of which I bet only 1-2 million truly believe in Christianity, as of which I bet only about 1000 would do what you claim you would do. You are fighting a war you would never win, you claim God would have your side, however your God would not take any part of the brutality you would wish to cause, you would be all alone my friend. The world is doomed because of people like yourself in any religion, your kind of people cause many wars because their views cannot be changed, it is a very sad reality, the stubbornness of humans around the world, if you would just open your heart to those around you, and become as pure and as holy as the good lord, the world would become a better place.

If your own full brother, or your son or daughter, or your beloved wife, or you intimate friend, entices you secretly to serve other gods, whom you and your fathers have not known, gods of any other nations, near at hand or far away, from one end of the earth to the other: do not yield to him or listen to him, nor look with pity upon him, to spare or shield him, but kill him. (Deuteronomy 13:7-12 NA

referring to the above, I have noticed I have been ordered to murder each and every one of you, because you do not believe in the same god as I and my father, It is taken directly from the bible, this exact verse, so I am sorry to mention this to you friends, however it is the word of god

That ain't in my Bible.



The source of most of your confusion is you are reading an altered version of God's Words.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Cursed]

Re: They don't let me go to church.

I would love to see you try! there are 6 billion inhabitants on this earth, as of which I bet only 1-2 million truly believe in Christianity, as of which I bet only about 1000 would do what you claim you would do. You are fighting a war you would never win, you claim God would have your side, however your God would not take any part of the brutality you would wish to cause, you would be all alone my friend.

WRONG. Like the Chosen People of Old, we shall ran rampant over all who oppose us, Amen!

No matter what the odds, we shall let loose the hounds of war and prevail! You'll see. Then it will be too late to convert, we won't be accepting any new members. Too late for you, I'm afraid, ha ha more captured womenfolk for me!

I can finally be married! Praise God!

The world is doomed because of people like yourself in any religion, your kind of people cause many wars because their views cannot be changed, it is a very sad reality, the stubbornness of humans around the world, if you would just open your heart to those around you, and become as pure and as holy as the good lord, the world would become a better place.

I don't know what you're talking about here, it's not our religion that's the problem, it's the other religions.

They must all be killed. Then everything will be GREAT!

referring to the above, I have noticed I have been ordered to murder each and every one of you, because you do not believe in the same god as I and my father, It is taken directly from the bible, this exact verse, so I am sorry to mention this to you friends, however it is the word of god

At least you're TRYING to follow the Bible. Now read the whole thing, and make sure it's a 1611 King James!

After reading it through JUST ONCE you will see it is the unerring Word of God and you will submit to the LORD GOD and join us.

Then you can be my friend! Praise God!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: They don't let me go to church.

I'll keep speaking in tongues and showering God with my love and appreciation. Can anyone give me an Amen to that?

No. We will not support your self-glorifying "ecstatic speech".

I suggest you google the phrase and learn for yourself that it is common to cults in all cultures, and is meaningless gibberish which serves only to exalt yourself in your own twisted mind.

I would love to see you try! there are 6 billion inhabitants on this earth, as of which I bet only 1-2 million truly believe in Christianity, as of which I bet only about 1000 would do what you claim you would do. You are fighting a war you would never win, you claim God would have your side, however your God would not take any part of the brutality you would wish to cause, you would be all alone my friend.

Mike Huckabee is a front-runner for the Republican nomination for President. He is on record saying that we need to bring the Constitution in line with God's Law (in the 2008 primaries, when he took 9 states). He is also more recently on record saying that all American young folk should be forced, "at gunpoint if necessary", to listen to the teachings of Christian historian David Barton, who can prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that this was founded to be a Christian Nation.

If your own full brother, or your son or daughter, or your beloved wife, or you intimate friend, entices you secretly to serve other gods, whom you and your fathers have not known, gods of any other nations, near at hand or far away, from one end of the earth to the other: do not yield to him or listen to him, nor look with pity upon him, to spare or shield him, but kill him. (Deuteronomy 13:7-12 NA

That's why, once Huckabee is elected and Godly Biblical Law instated, all non-Christians will be executed if they attempt to proselytize in any way.

As for whether anybody would ever do such a thing . . . the Islamists do it all the time. They execute Christians for proselytizing. Why shouldn't we follow God's commands and execute Muslims who proselytize?

referring to the above, I have noticed I have been ordered to murder each and every one of you

Your death threat has been noted and forwarded to the Department of Faith and the FBI.