greetins brothers and sisters

[Humongous]

well, hi all. my name is Lori Humongous, and I live here in blessed Defeated, TN. I was home schooled my whole life right here in my cozy trailer, with a strict Christian upbringing. Its just me and my cats livin here now since mama and daddy are with Jesus now (rip).

I enjoy watching my programs, like Paytin Manning throwing his football, and eating my snacks like little debbies and such? The Lord has also blessed me with the gift of art. I enjoy crafting little statuettes out of used kitty litter of The Manning family in various erotic poses. I bake them in my oven to harden. It creates a powerful stink, and the neighbors complain something rabid, but that's the price of fine art. I took a art class down at the adult learning annex, but they expelled me on account of my beloved colts sweatshirt being covered in cat leavings? And teacher got the toxoplasmosis from me. Shoot, I'm sure they just made it all up, on account of being jealous of my God given gift. I'm knee deep in cat leavings here at the trailer, and I'm just fine!

Well, I look forward to making some new Christian friends here, and maybe talk about art and sweets. Praise Jesus.

[ExGay Alex]

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I find it beyond credulity that you make art with cat droppings. Is this some kind of joke?

[Humongous]

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I find it beyond credulity that you make art with cat droppings. Is this some kind of joke?

well, strictly speaking, its not the cat droppings, it's the clumped up litter. It really is very pliable.

[Nobar King]

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How did your trailer park survive the tornadoes?

[Humongous]

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How did your trailer park survive the tornadoes?

well, that's right kindly of you to inquire, Nobar King. I am confident that we survived due to the power of prayer.

[tiempo]

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How many pussies have you got?

[Humongous]

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How many pussies have you got?

That's a downright silly picture

I lost count of all them cats around here. Some come and go. Also last week was kind of sad. One of them sick cats crawled inside my mattress and had a litter of sick kittens. I mustve crushed the poor little guys one night when I came to bed. I felt some lumps throughout the week, sos I checked the mattress and made the grizzly discovery. Poor little guys

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

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Welcome Humongous, you certainly sound like you're not just messing with us due to the fact that you are from TN. I would have guessed W. Virgina or KY, but that's just me. Odd, that we both have the same nicknames, I got mine the first day of pool class in junior high. Strange though, you being a girl and the boys called you 'Humoungous". I hate to tell you this, but if it refers to your "piehole", it isn't really that flattering of a name. But, I guess none of us are perfect, so welcome!

[tiempo]

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I lost count of all them cats around here. Some come and go. Also last week was kind of sad. One of them sick cats crawled inside my mattress and had a litter of sick kittens. I mustve crushed the poor little guys one night when I came to bed. I felt some lumps throughout the week, sos I checked the mattress and made the grizzly discovery. Poor little guys

Maybe they'd cook-up good, no point wasting the protein, plus their lives won’t be a waste.

[Humongous]

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Welcome Humongous, you certainly sound like you're not just messing with us due to the fact that you are from TN. I would have guessed W. Virgina or KY, but that's just me. Odd, that we both have the same nicknames, I got mine the first day of pool class in junior high. Strange though, you being a girl and the boys called you 'Humoungous". I hate to tell you this, but if it refers to your "piehole", it isn't really that flattering of a name. But, I guess none of us are perfect, so welcome!

well, thank you kindly for the gracious welcome!

My daddy (RIP) was a sad and eccentric man watchin Mel Gibson movies was one of his few comforts in life. That and drinkin the mr. clean? He loved them Mel Gibson movies so much he had his name legally changed to Lord Humongous, and insisted that mama (RIP), and I do the same. Shoot, I was so young when he did it, I cant even remember what my real last name was. Well, one day poor daddy said, "Bye Bye, Humongous", and walked right into traffic. We couldn't afford no fancy tombstone, so we sunk him in the bog out back.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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It's a shame your parents weren't competent folk who could provide you anything better than a public-school education. You certainly write as though you went to a public school. Maybe even a community college, given the usual turnout from high schools these days.

Nearly all of the True Christians™ here were home-schooled, and quite capable of writing proper English.

I imagine part of our writing ability stems from daily readings of the KJV. How often do you read the KJV, Miss?

[Humongous]

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Maybe they'd cook-up good, no point wasting the protein, plus their lives won’t be a waste.

well, that's a mighty fine idea, Friend Tiempo. We had a real big satelite dish in the yard once in the 80s. Daddy (RIP) took it from the them rich folks in the fancy neighborhood in his pickup truck. He tried to hook it to the TV with some jumper cables, but it didn't work. So we end up usin it as a kind of a big cistern to boil up [COLOR=blue ! important][COLOR=blue ! important]raccoons[/COLOR][/COLOR] and the like. I guess ill toss them dead sick kittens in there tonight and have a little bar b que down by the bog.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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well, that's a mighty fine idea, Friend Tiempo. We had a real big satelite dish in the yard once in the 80s. Daddy (RIP) took it from the them rich folks in the fancy neighborhood in his pickup truck. He tried to hook it to the TV with some jumper cables, but it didn't work. So we end up usin it as a kind of a big cistern to boil up <satanic link deleted> and the like. I guess ill toss them dead sick kittens in there tonight and have a little bar b que down by the bog.

What exactly does a website promoting the Miami Dolphins have to do with cooking raccoons, you witless, white trash redneck? Are you spamming a Christian church's discussion forum?

[Humongous]

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It's a shame your parents weren't competent folk who could provide you anything better than a public-school education. You certainly write as though you went to a public school. Maybe even a community college, given the usual turnout from high schools these days.

Nearly all of the True Christians™ here were home-schooled, and quite capable of writing proper English.

I imagine part of our writing ability stems from daily readings of the KJV. How often do you read the KJV, Miss?

When Mama (RIP) was living, she tried to homeschool me but I proved to be too unruly a student. I didn't even learn how to talk right till I was a teenager. I mostly communicated through angry or happy grunts and growls? my behavior was especially feral, and I had a bad habit of eating my own feces. But once I discovered little debbie's, I don't do that no more. Praise God

[Nobar King]

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I have a feeling that you're making this all up. God hates liars (in case you didn't know).