[Humongous]

Re: greetins brothers and sisters

What exactly does a website promoting the Miami Dolphins have to do with cooking raccoons, you witless, white trash redneck? Are you spamming a Christian church's discussion forum?

well, im sorry good reverend. I like to talk about football when im not praising god, and tiempos suggestion reminded me of an old post of mine over there. I apologize for that hyperlink. I would have edited it out, but there wasnt an option to.

[Humongous]

Re: greetins brothers and sisters

I have a feeling that you're making this all up. God hates liars (in case you didn't know).

well, I'm right familiar with the 10 commandments. And I know its wrong to lie. I may be a partial bit prone to hyperbole though. Like when I was young, I told daddy (RIP) that I was gonna marry Arsenio Hall, on account of I thought he was the handsomest man alive? well, daddy didn't like that one bit, and he locked me in the shed for 2 days! I was powerful lonely and hungry in there, and I kept hoping that Arsenio would come rescue me, but he didn't. well, I learned my lesson! Arsenio don't care for me none.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: greetins brothers and sisters

The worst part of this whole thread is that this is how we're portrayed by the liebral media. Obviously if we're True Christians(TM) we must be illiterate home schooled trailer trash.

I don't know if this is a good thing because the liebrals have severely underestimated "the enemy" or if it's a bad thing because we are constantly berated by such idiots who think we can't see through their lies since "wez jus sum dum ol tralerz trash".

My 10 year old son writes better than this.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: greetins brothers and sisters

well, I'm right familiar with the 10 commandments. And I know its wrong to lie. I may be a partial bit prone to hyperbole though. Like when I was young, I told daddy (RIP) that I was gonna marry Arsenio Hall, on account of I thought he was the handsomest man alive? well, daddy didn't like that one bit, and he locked me in the shed for 2 days! I was powerful lonely and hungry in there, and I kept hoping that Arsenio would come rescue me, but he didn't. well, I learned my lesson! Arsenio don't care for me none.

Please list the Ten Commandments and explain how you keep ALL of them.

Thank you.

[Humongous]

Re: greetins brothers and sisters

Please list the Ten Commandments and explain how you keep ALL of them.

Thank you.

Exodus or Deuteronomy?

[Nobar King]

Re: greetins brothers and sisters

Just the ten commandments, brainiac.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: greetins brothers and sisters

Exodus or Deuteronomy?

Which set do you follow and why that set?

Then please explain how you follow them in your daily life.

[tiempo]

Re: greetins brothers and sisters

I guess ill toss them dead sick kittens in there tonight and have a little bar b que down by the bog.

How did they turn out? Best with ranch dressing or ketchup?

[Humongous]

Re: greetins brothers and sisters

Which set do you follow and why that set?

Then please explain how you follow them in your daily life.

well, I have a bit of trouble with honoring my neighbors? i guess I'm nice to them an all, but they are always sending sheriff jergensens over on account of all the trash in my front yard? why can't they see that its not trash, but items I'm gonna use in future art projects? I pray for them on a daily basis. shoot!

[wait_what]

Re: greetins brothers and sisters

well, I have a bit of trouble with honoring my neighbors? i guess I'm nice to them an all, but they are always sending sheriff jergensens over on account of all the trash in my front yard? why can't they see that its not trash, but items I'm gonna use in future art projects? I pray for them on a daily basis. shoot!

Beyond my belief that you are bearing false witness, I will entertain this a bit more.

You mentioned one commandment. There are ten. List them all from your preferred section of the Bible with accompanying relevance and application in your own life.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: greetins brothers and sisters

well, I have a bit of trouble with honoring my neighbors? i guess I'm nice to them an all, but they are always sending sheriff jergensens over on account of all the trash in my front yard? why can't they see that its not trash, but items I'm gonna use in future art projects? I pray for them on a daily basis. shoot!

I asked you to list the Ten Commandments and how you keep them.

"Honor thy neighbor" is not one of the Ten Commandments. Nor is it one of the 600+ Commandments in the entire Bible.

Have you ever cracked open a Bible, uneducated, white-trash God-mocker?

[Humongous]

Re: greetins brothers and sisters

I asked you to list the Ten Commandments and how you keep them.

"Honor thy neighbor" is not one of the Ten Commandments. Nor is it one of the 600+ Commandments in the entire Bible.

Have you ever cracked open a Bible, uneducated, white-trash God-mocker?

well, the list is right here in my Holy Bible, King James 1611 version. I'd feel silly listin them for an honorable reverend such as yourself. you have givin me much to reflect upon, as the application of the commandments to my daily life. Thank you, parise God!

[wait_what]

Re: greetins brothers and sisters

well, the list is right here in my Holy Bible, King James 1611 version. I'd feel silly listin them for an honorable reverend such as yourself. you have givin me much to reflect upon, as the application of the commandments to my daily life. Thank you, parise God!

Here, I will make it easier for you

Exodus 20:3-17

3Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

4Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.

5Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;

6And shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments.

7Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.

8Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.

9Six days shalt thou labour, and do all thy work:

10But the seventh day is the sabbath of the LORD thy God: in it thou shalt not do any work, thou, nor thy son, nor thy daughter, thy manservant, nor thy maidservant, nor thy cattle, nor thy stranger that is within thy gates:

11For in six days the LORD made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that in them is, and rested the seventh day: wherefore the LORD blessed the sabbath day, and hallowed it.

12Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee.

13Thou shalt not kill.

14Thou shalt not commit adultery.

15Thou shalt not steal.

16Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.

17Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.


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As you can plainly see, there is nothing about honoring your neighbors. I think Rev. Rodimer is right. You haven't ever opened a Bible. Go read one and come back when you are ready to answer his question.

[wait_what]

Re: greetins brothers and sisters

well, I'm right familiar with the 10 commandments. And I know its wrong to lie. I may be a partial bit prone to hyperbole though. Like when I was young, I told daddy (RIP) that I was gonna marry Arsenio Hall, on account of I thought he was the handsomest man alive? well, daddy didn't like that one bit, and he locked me in the shed for 2 days! I was powerful lonely and hungry in there, and I kept hoping that Arsenio would come rescue me, but he didn't. well, I learned my lesson! Arsenio don't care for me none.

Also, there is nothing in the 10 commandments about lying:

There is one about bearing false witness though:

Exodus 20:16
16Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.

You really are just a fake. Thank you for trolling.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: greetins brothers and sisters

well, the list is right here in my Holy Bible, King James 1611 version. I'd feel silly listin them for an honorable reverend such as yourself. you have givin me much to reflect upon, as the application of the commandments to my daily life. Thank you, parise God!

Why are you here, God-mocker?