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  • #31
    Re: Medicinal Marijuana

    Who said anything about me being unsaved?

    My primary concern is that I don't feel I've established myself career-wise. I can not in good conscience ask fair Maria for her hand in marriage unless or until I am able to provide for her the kind of lavish lifestyle she deserves.
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    • #32
      Re: Medicinal Marijuana

      Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
      Who said anything about me being unsaved?

      My primary concern is that I don't feel I've established myself career-wise. I can not in good conscience ask fair Maria for her hand in marriage unless or until I am able to provide for her the kind of lavish lifestyle she deserves.
      Faith_Machine
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      Like myself, I do not see a True Christian by your name. I am not trolling, but pointing out.
      The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
      Give her a shovel.
      Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
      19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

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      • #33
        Re: Medicinal Marijuana

        Oh dear, I was under the impression that, having accepted Jesus Christ as my personal savior, and having been baptized, my salvation was assured.

        If this is not the case, I certainly hope one of the pastors here will instruct me on the proper course of action.

        Do I need to begin tithing to Landover?
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        • #34
          Re: Medicinal Marijuana

          Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
          Oh dear, I was under the impression that, having accepted Jesus Christ as my personal savior, and having been baptized, my salvation was assured.

          If this is not the case, I certainly hope one of the pastors here will instruct me on the proper course of action.

          Do I need to begin tithing to Landover?
          It says you have bribed people to get your reputatiion points (I scrolled over the green bar). I highly doubt God takes Bribes! I on the other hand have not bribed anyone, I am a sinner looking for salvation and am willing to learn the hard way, which is NOT bribing others or thinking I can bribe God.

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          • #35
            Re: Medicinal Marijuana

            Originally posted by CanadianMom73 View Post
            It says you have bribed people to get your reputatiion points (I scrolled over the green bar). I highly doubt God takes Bribes! I on the other hand have not bribed anyone, I am a sinner looking for salvation and am willing to learn the hard way, which is NOT bribing others or thinking I can bribe God.
            Well, is your husband a saved Christian?

            I think you said he was an agnostic godmocker.

            And tithing is not a bribe. It is an act of Faith and a commandment given from the Lord. Do you mock God too?
            The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
            Give her a shovel.
            Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
            19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

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            • #36
              Re: Medicinal Marijuana

              Originally posted by wait_what View Post
              Well, is your husband a saved Christian?

              I think you said he was an agnostic godmocker.

              And tithing is not a bribe. It is an act of Faith and a commandment given from the Lord. Do you mock God too?
              Im not sure. He questions but believes in a higher power which is why I thought questioning was a healthy thing to do.
              No, tithing is not a bribe, however I scrolled across Faith_Machines green bar and he appears to have bribed others for reputation!! If he is bribing others, who says he is not trying to Bribe God? Though in reality God wont take bribes.

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              • #37
                Re: Medicinal Marijuana

                Originally posted by wait_what View Post
                I am sorry Maria, but I disagree.

                You see, if you were cleaning yourself properly, you would only need one a day at most. You are a woman, not a construction worker.

                My concern comes from the number of times you used the word very. You know, there is only so many times you can wash yourself before it becomes uncleaning.

                Your mother at the very least should be watching you to ensure your purity while you shower, if not then your father. You could take away your apprehension by getting married, and then your husband can do it.
                Some women are susceptible to yeast infections more than others. Maybe she just isn't as fresh down there. Jehovah Whitness', ya know?
                Lycia, Marry me!!!

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                • #38
                  Re: Medicinal Marijuana

                  Flaggit, I am praying real hard right now that Jesus will give me the strength not to plant my foot in your hindquarters.
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                  • #39
                    Re: Medicinal Marijuana

                    Originally posted by CanadianMom73 View Post
                    It says you have bribed people to get your reputatiion points (I scrolled over the green bar). I highly doubt God takes Bribes! I on the other hand have not bribed anyone, I am a sinner looking for salvation and am willing to learn the hard way, which is NOT bribing others or thinking I can bribe God.

                    I have never bribed anybody for reputation points. I believe hackers have somehow gotten into the Landover database and posted that false and defamatory message.
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                    • #40
                      Re: Medicinal Marijuana

                      Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                      I have never bribed anybody for reputation points. I believe hackers have somehow gotten into the Landover database and posted that false and defamatory message.
                      Impossible. This forum is protected by Jesus.

                      Planting you foot in my rear sounds... Well... Gay. Pray to have your mind cleansed.
                      Lycia, Marry me!!!

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                      • #41
                        Re: Medicinal Marijuana

                        It figures that you'd read something sexual into that statement. You owe Maria and apology.
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                        • #42
                          Re: Medicinal Marijuana

                          Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                          It figures that you'd read something sexual into that statement. You owe Maria and apology.
                          No.

                          Get behind me, briber.
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                          • #43
                            Re: Medicinal Marijuana

                            Originally posted by Flaggit View Post
                            I was in the hospital this past week for an anxiety attack I suffered. The doctors did a great exam and gave me some prescriptions to help. At the end of the exam the doctor opened up to me about the benefits that medicinal marijuana offered for my condition. I was intrigued to say the least. What do the True Christians have to say about this issue?

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                            • #44
                              Re: Medicinal Marijuana

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™.

                              Well said, Pastor Ezekiel!

                              In this age of limp-wristed, anything goes, I'm-OK-you're-OK permissiveness, it truly brings a tear to my eye to see a Godly man demonstrate his love for people by setting appropriate limits for them!

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                              • #45
                                Re: Medicinal Marijuana

                                Dear Friends,

                                This thread started out with idle chatter, and has (somehow) devolved even further into a slap-fight among the rabble. This thread is therefore CLOSED and condemned to Hell.

                                Yours in Him,
                                BAB

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