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Greetings fellow Christians!
I just thought I'd take the time to introduce myself: My name is Marlon and I currently reside in Brisbane, Australia. I visit and worship our lord at the local Baptist church every weekend like any True Christian™ and I have been since I was beaten and dragged off to Bible Camp at age 10 by my dad who (rightfully) disapproved of my devil-worshipping homosexual music also known as the Backstreet Boys.
I sell KJV Bibles door-to-door for a job on behalf of my local church and make a pretty penny at it too. It also gives me a chance to voice my disgust at anyone who is a god-hating-homosexual-monkey-worshipper or doesn't follow the KJV Bible word-for-word like I do. Hopefully they will eventually see the error of their ways and either change for Jesus or kill themselves and rid the world of their sin.
My favourite verse is Leviticus 20:13: "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death. Their blood shall be upon them."
I just thought I'd take the time to introduce myself: My name is Marlon and I currently reside in Brisbane, Australia. I visit and worship our lord at the local Baptist church every weekend like any True Christian™ and I have been since I was beaten and dragged off to Bible Camp at age 10 by my dad who (rightfully) disapproved of my devil-worshipping homosexual music also known as the Backstreet Boys.
I sell KJV Bibles door-to-door for a job on behalf of my local church and make a pretty penny at it too. It also gives me a chance to voice my disgust at anyone who is a god-hating-homosexual-monkey-worshipper or doesn't follow the KJV Bible word-for-word like I do. Hopefully they will eventually see the error of their ways and either change for Jesus or kill themselves and rid the world of their sin.
My favourite verse is Leviticus 20:13: "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death. Their blood shall be upon them."
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