[Professor Bessemer]

Re: My name is midge

Welcome Midge. Even though almost everyone has already mentioned something similar, I would just like to extend my deepest sympathies to you and your unsaved parents for the smiting the Lord so righteously laid upon you.

As one of Landover Baptist University's preeminent Scientheists, I would also like to add that your condition is almost certainly a result of the Onanism you mentioned that your father had partaken in as a youth. In a way, your hell bound father is lucky that the Lord simply decided teach him a lesson instead of killing him outright for the egregious sin of public masturbation.

[Hawaiian Kent]

Re: My name is midge

Definitely masturbation in public. But hey, we've all been there

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: My name is midge

Definitely masturbation in public. But hey, we've all been there

I'm think NOT.

[TheLordSavedMe]

Re: My name is midge

Hello to everyone, my name is midge, I found jesus a long time ago, when i was a child, my favorite verse is john 3-16, for god so loved the world he gave his only begoten son, that whosever believes in him shall have everlasting life.

I noticed some opinon on this site that say that god doesnt like some people, but i blieve every1 is precios in his site and jesus would not want us to hate other people, he is the way an the lite, I have had a hard life, I have achondoplasha and am a littel person yay! and I know that jesus has watched over me and looked over me.

I like cooking and I want to share with you my best pancake recipee, take one cup of flour and one tablespon of sugar and one tespoon of baking powder and one half tespoon of baking soda and one forth tespoon of salt and mix those, and one beten egg and two tablesponns of vegtable oil and one cup of buttermilk, stir but do not overmix!!! then cook them in an iron skilet!, this makes the best breakfast, I hope you enjoy!!

God bless and have a nice day.

Hi Midge!

I'm totallllly sorry that you're a midget and that you can't spell very good, that must be AWFUL!!!

You should for sure start praying to JESUS REALLLLLLYYYY super hard so you can get cured and SAVED too!

Also, your sig is NOT in the THE KING JAMES BIBLE, so you should get rid of it and put in a REAL Bible verse like the one I have!


Anyways, it's nice to meet you and some of those recipes sound OK, but I was wondering if you're fat. Because if you eat all that sugar and stuff you'll get all fat, and since you're soooo short, and have all stubby arms and legs, it will be even harder for GOD to make you normal after you get SAVED.








Tammi

[Hawaiian Kent]

Re: My name is midge

The Lord Saved Me.

That was a wonderful post. I love your colorful writing also. A friend of mine, Damon, would love that

[Midge Murphy]

Re: My name is midge

i called my dad at work at his job about the barn thing and he got relly mad and said he would call me later then my mom called and she is mad too, good thing i have my own apartment.

i would love to be taller and if i could stop acting short i would, there was this gay guy at school and me and my friends would just say to him cant you stop acting like such a queer and he did really try for a while, + he was black and i have enough problems without having to worry about somebody taking by purse, ha ha, then he called me midget smurfy and my dad and his cousin which is now that i think about it the same cousin he probly did that stuff with beat the living stink out of him, its not christian but sometimes i cant stand those peopel, jesus loves everybody but there ARE bad people out there and you cant be to careful!!, and Im a girl and short so i am specially vulnerble.

hey, u wanna no how to make tuna caserole, take tuna and put it in a bowl with some macaroni that you cooked and then put in one can of cream of chicken soup and some artifisial chedder cheese, bake the whole thing and put some crushed potato chips on top when it looks done and leave it in there for a couple minutes longer, dont let the chips burn, dEEElisious!! Hope you enjoy!! God bless and jesus loves u

oh and lord saved me i LUV your writing you are so pretty and smart.

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: My name is midge

hey, u wanna no how to make tuna caserole

No, but do you have the recipe for Keebler Grahams? And I'd love to know how you fit an entire cookie and cracker factory into a tree. Are you an elf or gnome?

[Living_Water]

Re: My name is midge

these bible verses makes absolutly no sence at all, i cant understand a word of it, sorry.

You're going for it entirely the wrong way. I once saw this link at these lovely forums. I'm going to share it with you to help you get saved!

Just believe in it!

[Saint Elmo]

Re: My name is midge

Hi, Midge! My name is Shakezula the mic rula, the old schoola. You wanna trip? I'll bring it to ya. Frylock, and I'm on top, rock you like a cop. Meatwad, you up next with your knock knock! Meatwad get the money see, Meatwad get the honeys, g. Drivin in my car, livin like a star, ice on my fingers and my toes and I'm a taurus. Cuz we are the aqua teens, make the homies say ho and the girlies wanna scream, cuz we are the aqua teens, make the homies say ho and the girlies wanna scream! Aqua teen hunger force: number 1 in the hood, g.

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: My name is midge

Hi, Midge! My name is Shakezula the mic rula, the old schoola. You wanna trip? I'll bring it to ya. Frylock, and I'm on top, rock you like a cop. Meatwad, you up next with your knock knock! Meatwad get the money see, Meatwad get the honeys, g. Drivin in my car, livin like a star, ice on my fingers and my toes and I'm a taurus. Cuz we are the aqua teens, make the homies say ho and the girlies wanna scream, cuz we are the aqua teens, make the homies say ho and the girlies wanna scream! Aqua teen hunger force: number 1 in the hood, g.

What on the heck is suppose that this mean?!
Are nonsenses, yes?

YIC, Mari

[Living_Water]

Re: My name is midge

What on the heck is suppose that this mean?!
Are nonsenses, yes?

YIC, Mari

Yes. And severe a case of dyslexia.

[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: My name is midge

What on the heck is suppose that this mean?!
Are nonsenses, yes?

YIC, Mari

I think it is what the kids call "rat".

[Sayers P. Naysayers]

Re: My name is midge

I think it is what the kids call "rat".

I agree brother Bill. I think we should try our utmost to get the "Rat" out of our fine forum. There's no place for it here.


GET YOUR RAT OUT FOR THE LORD!

YIC

Sayers x

[wait_what]

Re: My name is midge

Hi, Midge! My name is Shakezula the mic rula, the old schoola. You wanna trip? I'll bring it to ya. Frylock, and I'm on top, rock you like a cop. Meatwad, you up next with your knock knock! Meatwad get the money see, Meatwad get the honeys, g. Drivin in my car, livin like a star, ice on my fingers and my toes and I'm a taurus. Cuz we are the aqua teens, make the homies say ho and the girlies wanna scream, cuz we are the aqua teens, make the homies say ho and the girlies wanna scream! Aqua teen hunger force: number 1 in the hood, g.

What happened here? Elmo seemed to be doing ok for a minute there, and then the lyrics to ATHF?! I am so confused.

[Lallyann46]

Re: My name is midge

Hello to everyone, my name is midge, I found jesus a long time ago, when i was a child, my favorite verse is john 3-16, for god so loved the world he gave his only begoten son, that whosever believes in him shall have everlasting life.

I noticed some opinon on this site that say that god doesnt like some people, but i blieve every1 is precios in his site and jesus would not want us to hate other people, he is the way an the lite, I have had a hard life, I have achondoplasha and am a littel person yay! and I know that jesus has watched over me and looked over me.

I like cooking and I want to share with you my best pancake recipee, take one cup of flour and one tablespon of sugar and one tespoon of baking powder and one half tespoon of baking soda and one forth tespoon of salt and mix those, and one beten egg and two tablesponns of vegtable oil and one cup of buttermilk, stir but do not overmix!!! then cook them in an iron skilet!, this makes the best breakfast, I hope you enjoy!!

God bless and have a nice day.

Midge, you started off on this forum by saying you believed God loved everyone, now your saying you have been healed? why the change, are you scared of these people. They are evil, they are not God fearing christians. God DOES love everyone, God loved Zaccheus, who I believe was a small person like you and me. You know that you are not 5ft 8" as you have claimed in previous posts. You know its impossible. Please believe that God loves you as you are, if you have given your life to Him, and believe on Him, you will meet Him one day either when he comes or calls. Please contact me. Lallyann. x