[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: My name is midge

I haven't had a gag reflex since I was 14.

Sorry for my bad english here but I looked 'gag' in dictionary and it say 'chiste' ...'joke'.

What have no understanding of jokes to do whit be a dwarf?

Thanks in advance,

YIC, Mari

[ExGay Alex]

Re: My name is midge

Sorry for my bad english here but I looked 'gag' in dictionary and it say 'chiste' ...'joke'.

What have no understanding of jokes to do whit be a dwarf?

Thanks in advance,

YIC, Mari

Mi querida María, la palabra gag es un verbo que significa "provocar arcadas" además de ser un sustantivo con el significado de joke. Le decía a la pobre enanita que sus recetes me provocan arcadas, me dan ganas de vomir. Nada que me he puesto en la boca desde que tenía 14 años me provoca esta reacción, me habiendo acostumbrado a todo tipo de cosas en la garganta.

I hope that helps, dear. And back to English, as the tongue of Cervantes gives me a headache. Feel free, however, to call upon me for any explanations of English grammar, vocabulary or syntax and I speak Spanish fluently, as well as a number of other languages (French and Russian, most notably). God bless!

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: My name is midge

Mi querida María, la palabra gag es un verbo que significa "provocar arcadas" además de ser un sustantivo con el significado de joke. Le decía a la pobre enanita que sus recetas me provocan arcadas, me dan ganas de vomitar. Nada que me he puesto en la boca desde que tenía 14 años me provoca esta reacción, habiéndome acostumbrado a todo tipo de cosas en la garganta.

I hope that helps, dear. And back to English, as the tongue of Cervantes gives me a headache. Feel free, however, to call upon me for any explanations of English grammar, vocabulary or syntax and I speak Spanish fluently, as well as a number of other languages (French and Russian, most notably). God bless!

¡Guau! I'm very very impress! Thanks I wasn't realize you were talk about bad food in mouth!

YIC, Mari
(By the way, your spanish is very good but a little estrange, I correct it for you)

[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: My name is midge

The following question is a bit absurd, but my seven year old wanted me to ask you. (I told the kids you were a midget and that you were also a cook of sorts, they had a lot of questions regarding what God thinks of you.) I picked the one I felt most accurately reflected all of their queries. (The other boys are five and nine.)

Here goes:

Have you ever, while baking a cake, due to your small stature, spilled a bowl full of batter all over your head, which caused you to slip off the ladder you were standing on which sent you flipping over into an open oven where you landed in a pie pan causing you to accidentally bake yourself?

I told him you hadn't, since the whole notion is ridiculous. But, since you are a dwarf, I felt I could humor him (and the others) at your expense.

[Sayers P. Naysayers]

Re: My name is midge

shame on you all for beating up on this little person. I myself am only four foot six but this has not impaired my ability to praise the Lord. Apart from that time in Henfield when the vicar put the bibles on the highest shelf. Idiot.

WELCOME MIDGE XXX

[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: My name is midge

shame on you all for beating up on this little person. I myself am only four foot six but this has not impaired my ability to praise the Lord. Apart from that time in Henfield when the vicar put the bibles on the highest shelf. Idiot.

WELCOME MIDGE XXX

So, that pasty is just normal size in your picture then.

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: My name is midge



What is that thing?

Do you think it can crack granite with that forehead?

And look at its little T-rex arms!!!!

[Dom-inatedByGod]

Re: My name is midge

What is that thing?

Do you think it can crack granite with that forehead?

And look at its little T-rex arms!!!!

You are laughing at a creation of God, ever thought of it that way? God creates all people, and is all powerful.

[Pure_Angel]

Re: My name is midge

You are laughing at a creation of God, ever thought of it that way? God creates all people, and is all powerful.

God made her like that to punish her parents! And it says in the Bible that he doesn't like them so we can laugh at her, when she becomes a True Christian God will bless her with lenght!

Leviticus 21:19-21
Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,
Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;
No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God.

Also Midge, it's so adorable that your parents named you after what you are, a midget! My name means "God is abundance"!

Yours in Christ
Elisabeth

[Sayers P. Naysayers]

Re: My name is midge

God made her like that to punish her parents! And it says in the Bible that he doesn't like them so we can laugh at her, when she becomes a True Christian God will bless her with lenght!

I'd bless you with my length any day

[Midge Murphy]

Re: My name is midge

Have you ever, while baking a cake, due to your small stature, spilled a bowl full of batter all over your head, which caused you to slip off the ladder you were standing on which sent you flipping over into an open oven where you landed in a pie pan causing you to accidentally bake yourself?

i spilled lots of stuff on myself reaching for things on the counter, it is nearly impossible to get things, i have a step stool to stand on, but i hate stairs and getting up and down off furniture and toilets is really hard.

I tried to make a pie and rolling out teh crust is really hard, take 4 ownces of flour and 2 ownces of butter and mix them up in the food processor and then add cold water to it until it lumps, then put in in the fridge, then try to roll it out when it is cold, not easy when you are a little person, but the lord helped me and i managed, but the first time i fell and pulled the hole thing down, that is true, but i did not bake myself in a pie thank you jesus for saving me next time i will probly roll it out on the floor!!

Do u wanna no how to make a filling for the crust, well, u have to bake it with beans on for 10 minutes, then just upen up some pie filling in a can and bake it with the pie filling and some extra crust on top and its DEElisious!! Hope you enjoy!

[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: My name is midge

I'd bless you with my length any day

Son, I don't know what kind of website you think this is but the Crass Secular Innuendo forum it is not.

Don't write checks your soul isn't able to cash.

I also think an apology is in order. You don't seem to have quite gotten the way things work. Pure_Angel (Elisabeth) is a Forum Member, you are unsaved trash. Show some respect - or we'll show you the door.

[Sayers P. Naysayers]

Re: My name is midge

I'm sorry, I've let myself down there. Won't happen again.

[Pure_Angel]

Re: My name is midge

I'd bless you with my length any day

I thought yo said you were only 6 feet? You are only half a feet longer than me, and I doubt that unsaved trash can bless me with anything, only my father and other True Christian men can do that! (and God ofcourse)

YiC
Elisabeth

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: My name is midge

I hope that helps, dear. And back to English, as the tongue of Cervantes gives me a headache. Feel free, however, to call upon me for any explanations of English grammar, vocabulary or syntax and I speak Spanish fluently, as well as a number of other languages (French and Russian, most notably). God bless!

I had heard you were a cunning linguist, Brother Alex. Now we have the proof! A bright fella, sho' nuff!