[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello

Oh gosh no! We cannot afford to bring someone in, so I have been trying to train our boys to cook for themselves and clean/pick up after themselves to lessen the load! I thought doing so would help make them more independent and mature!

Oh yes I do cook the odd time when I am home, however I do not have time to cook everyday or to bake.
Though in a way I do feel bad that our boys have been doing their own laundry all the time since I have been in school and working on the side .

Men doing womans work? Are you trying to make them into Homers!
Your sons will be plenty mature when they go cooter hunting bare knuckled. You do not have time to cook or bake, why, because you are studying to be a secular nurse? How can you abandon you family and Gods plan? You one of those lezbians?

[CanadianMom73]

Re: Hello

This make you sound like a feminazi! Why do you train your boys to cook and clean? Why are you training them to become girls? You don't want them to become dirty homers, right? I don't even want to think about what harm has already been caused...
I will pray for your boys!

Well I thought doing so would make them more responsible, besides I definetly need all the help I can get with school and work . I don't have a daughter so when it comes to housework I'd be all alone when it comes to housework if I didnt encourage them to pick up after themselves and to pitch in.
What would you suggest I have them help out with around the house?

[CanadianMom73]

Re: Hello

Men doing womans work? Are you trying to make them into Homers!
Your sons will be plenty mature when they go cooter hunting bare knuckled. You do not have time to cook or bake, why, because you are studying to be a secular nurse? How can you abandon you family and Gods plan? You one of those lezbians?

Cooter hunting? We don't have turtles around here, we have frogs though which they bought home when they were younger.
Does landover run a college or university where one could take their nursing? (I know other Churches have or are part of a College/University).
If so I would love to apply so that Im not in the secular crowd. Maybe it would make it easier on my husband and boys .
Definetly not a lezbian! Im attracted to guys that look anything like Axl Rose (long hair) to clean cut guys like Charlie Sheen! Definetly hetero all the way

[James Hutchins]

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We do not allow eskimoe blubber eaters in Landover, especially ones that want to make their sons into ladyboys. People like you are why we have to tighten immigration rules to keep the US of A clean.

[CanadianMom73]

Re: Hello

We do not allow eskimoe blubber eaters in Landover, especially ones that want to make their sons into ladyboys. People like you are why we have to tighten immigration rules to keep the US of A clean.

But I only eat vegetables and fruit, a bit of no fat dairy and some grains...I try not to go anywhere near fat!!
Besides I have relatives living down there so in a way feel a closeness with my US of A cousins (refering to citizens of USA).

[wait_what]

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But I only eat vegetables and fruit, a bit of no fat dairy and some grains...I try not to go anywhere near fat!!
Besides I have relatives living down there so in a way feel a closeness with my US of A cousins (refering to citizens of USA).

Apparently what we have here is a drug using, liberal, communist, nazi, nutjob here. Nothing to see here. Move along good people of Landover.

[CanadianMom73]

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Apparently what we have here is a drug using, liberal, communist, nazi, nutjob here. Nothing to see here. Move along good people of Landover.

I was kicked out of another forum (well known Christian forum whose forum format is very similar to this one) for being a liberal Christian with tolerance to those who are atheist and agnostic and now it appears I will be booted from this forum! I already have 2 infarctions! Please help me to understand Christianity and why Im not accepted on Christian forums!
(okay I wasnt kicked out but did have alot of infarctions and a letter to threaten to ban me for a few months).
I thought this one would be more helpful and tolerate me and lead me....

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Hello

I was kicked out of another forum (well known Christian forum whose forum format is very similar to this one) for being a liberal Christian with tolerance to those who are atheist and agnostic and now it appears I will be booted from this forum! I already have 2 infarctions! Please help me to understand Christianity and why Im not accepted on Christian forums!
(okay I wasnt kicked out but did have alot of infarctions and a letter to threaten to ban me for a few months).
I thought this one would be more helpful and tolerate me and lead me....

Friend, no one here wants to boot you. The paranoia is from shooting up all the narcotics.

Jesus sent you here for a reason; the filthy sin. We are here to help, but you have to want to change and take the first step.

In Christ

[wait_what]

Re: Hello

I was kicked out of another forum (well known Christian forum whose forum format is very similar to this one) for being a liberal Christian with tolerance to those who are atheist and agnostic and now it appears I will be booted from this forum! I already have 2 infarctions! Please help me to understand Christianity and why Im not accepted on Christian forums!
(okay I wasnt kicked out but did have alot of infarctions and a letter to threaten to ban me for a few months).
I thought this one would be more helpful and tolerate me and lead me....

You flaunt your sin as you walk amongst us. You talk of wanton drug use and argue with the True Christians here. You refuse to read and understand our doctrine. For this, we have no need for you.

You have not been banned, YET. But unless you straighten up sister, you are going to be in for a world of hurt.

You are obviously a sinner since your cooter is deformed and you can't pass sons naturally. Repent and maybe if you are lucky your cooter may be healed.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Hello

I am a married mother who is currently enrolled in College, and working on a casual basis.

Is your marihuana-fueled "economy" so bad that you can't stay at home to take care of your husband and children, or are you a feminazi bulldyke who couldn't care less about your husband and children?

I was baptised as an infant

Ah. Infant baptism. So you're not a real Christian then.

http://www.cwrc-rz.org/articles/article-010.php

http://rainhadocanto10-evangelicalchristian.blogspot.com/2010/11/infant-baptism-is-wrong.html

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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My apologies. Another question I need to ask after reading some of the messages is, what is the difference between an Agnostic and an Atheist?

The reason I ask is that my dear husband, though baptised does not go to Church and believes that there is a possibility of a higher power but questions it. On the other hand he does believe that Jesus was a real person and that the Bible is full of history, mixed with myths, metaphores and allorgies.

I suppose I more or less am of the same belief, I would consider myself a very liberal minded Christian who at times loves to question the Bible and loves to read and learn about theology (how and why religions came to be).

I'm sorry your husband hates God.

Atheists and agnostics are two different brands of the same thing: People who God will cast into eternal torment in His Lake of Fire.

But, for your information:

Atheist is the opposite of "theist". A theist believes that evidence supports belief in a god (not necessarily God, but any god). An atheist does not believe that evidence supports belief in any god or gods.

(There are then "hard/strong" and "weak/limp" atheists; the "hard" atheists commit to a doctrine of faith, believing no gods exist, even though it is not possible to prove a negative (showing that this is faith, not reason); the "sissy" atheists say that they haven't seen adequate evidence, but would change their minds if they saw such evidence. The colloquial use of "agnostic" actually means "pansy/sissy/limp atheist".)

Agnostic is the opposite of "gnostic". A gnostic believes that we are able to/do know God. An agnostic believes we cannot know God.

So, you can have an agnostic atheist (hasn't seen adequate evidence of God's existence, and thinks we can't know anyway); gnostic atheist (believes we know the nature of God and there ain't one); agnostic theist (believes in a god of some sort, but doesn't know -- this is what your husband is); and gnostic theist (the vast majority of humans, who follow a particular religion. Christians are gnostic theists; we know God exists, and we can know Him through His Word).

That's what dictionary people say. Truth is, atheists and agnostics both hate God; the atheists express their hatred by saying they don't believe God exists, and the agnostics express their hatred by turning God into an amorphous "higher power" instead of the all-knowing, all-powerful deity He is.

[Two-Dollar Bill]

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I was kicked out of another forum (well known Christian forum whose forum format is very similar to this one) for being a liberal Christian with tolerance to those who are atheist and agnostic and now it appears I will be booted from this forum! I already have 2 infarctions! Please help me to understand Christianity and why Im not accepted on Christian forums!
(okay I wasnt kicked out but did have alot of infarctions and a letter to threaten to ban me for a few months).
I thought this one would be more helpful and tolerate me and lead me....

Just a theory here, but maybe, just maybe, being an ACTUAL Christian and following His word to the letter would make you more "absorbable" when it comes to joining a Christian forum. Strapping a label on yourself and then more or less making a mockery for which it stands is not going to win you favor amongst your peers or Him. Try not sinning consistently and making a wholehearted effort to become Saved© instead of smoking dope and nailing the local prom queen.

[CanadianMom73]

Re: Hello

Friend, no one here wants to boot you. The paranoia is from shooting up all the narcotics.

Jesus sent you here for a reason; the filthy sin. We are here to help, but you have to want to change and take the first step.

In Christ

Your right maybe the pot is making me paranoid, I just have a few more oz left and then I will promise not to smoke pot any longer!!

[wait_what]

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Your right maybe the pot is making me paranoid, I just have a few more oz left and then I will promise not to smoke pot any longer!!

No. You throw that devilweed away now, and repent now, or it is just sin. You have been called to repentance now. Repent before it is too late.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello

Your right maybe the pot is making me paranoid, I just have a few more oz left and then I will promise not to smoke pot any longer!!

God would be happier, I imagine, if you threw that pot away . . . or better yet, sold it and donated the proceeds to His Favorite Church!