The Lord has brought me here!

[Warren_Davidson]

Hello fellow Christians!

I heard about this site from a member of my church. I attend the Old South Church in Boston. A lot of them are hypocritical liberals and it's nice to see a community filled with true believers in the word of God. I also attend MIT, which is teeming with sodomists and god-hating atheists. Ah, Boston is far from being a holy place, but I can't really help that.

I've been a Christian all my life, and I owe everything to God. I'd love to be a member of this community!

[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: The Lord has brought me here!

Welcome!

Why do you not attend a good Christian college instead?

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: The Lord has brought me here!

I've been a Christian all my life, and I owe everything to God. I'd love to be a member of this community!

And the both horrible and wonderful thing is that your first impression will stick with you for the longest time. Do tell us your favorite verses from the King James Bible.

[Warren_Davidson]

Re: The Lord has brought me here!

Well in response to both of you, I am a big fan of Proverbs 24:10. I feel that whatever the Lord puts me through, I will end up stronger as a result. Yes MIT is a place full of heathens, but I trust the Lord and his guidance.

Deuteronomy 13:13-19 is another favorite.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: The Lord has brought me here!

Well in response to both of you, I am a big fan of Proverbs 24:10. I feel that whatever the Lord puts me through, I will end up stronger as a result. Yes MIT is a place full of heathens, but I trust the Lord and his guidance.

Deuteronomy 13:13-19 is another favorite.

These are excellent scriptures. Just so you know, you don't have to link to bible gateway or any other site for the Word to link to our site.

Jesus does it for you. All you have to do is post a scripture, for example 2 Timothy 4:1-2.

It's as simple as that. Shout glory!

As for becoming a member, maybe we could work something out. Simply preach the Word of God, or be ever so clever that we overlook that you can't be arsed to quote scriptures.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: The Lord has brought me here!

Hello fellow Christians!

I heard about this site from a member of my church. I attend the Old South Church in Boston. A lot of them are hypocritical liberals and it's nice to see a community filled with true believers in the word of God. I also attend MIT, which is teeming with sodomists and god-hating atheists. Ah, Boston is far from being a holy place, but I can't really help that.

I've been a Christian all my life, and I owe everything to God. I'd love to be a member of this community!

Hello Warren!

A cautious welcome to you. The words you are saying are music to my ears, but ofttimes that flower wilts under the bright lights of Landover.

About the Proverbs verse you mentioned but didn't quote: you're not a fainter, are you?



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The Lord has brought me here!

Hello fellow Christians!

I heard about this site from a member of my church. I attend the Old South Church in Boston. A lot of them are hypocritical liberals and it's nice to see a community filled with true believers in the word of God. I also attend MIT, which is teeming with sodomists and god-hating atheists. Ah, Boston is far from being a holy place, but I can't really help that.

I've been a Christian all my life, and I owe everything to God. I'd love to be a member of this community!

SCREEEEECH!

You attend a false Christian communistic church? Do you WANT to be sent to hellfire, sir?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: The Lord has brought me here!

Are you related to our devoted True Christian™ Brother Warner "Swish" Davidson by any chance? He's a real stand-up guy. If he vouches for you, you'd be in like Flint!

(As long as the Pastors approve, and you pass your DOF check of course!)