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Hello Dear Friends,
My favorite KJV Bible passage is: In the beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth.
Genesis, Chapter 1, Verse 1
Let me introduce myself. My name is Jethro Bradeen III. I am a proud, God fearing ,Southern Baptist man, and my family goes back 8 generations in these here parts.We come here on the Mayflower I am told. My great,great,great Grandpappy Elijah Beaurgard Bradeen "appropriated" a tract of land from some peace pipe smoking redskins. My clan ended up moving to what was then the lovely un-emancipated state of Georgia, and before too long, bought a watermelon plantation and some 140 odd prime nigras and negresses before the Southern Holocaust took it all away. After those satan worshipping Yankees burned Atlanta, we near lost just about everything. My relations were so poor that the only things they saw on the kitchen table were elbows.
Life was tough for us but somehow through the grace of God and the Lord Jesus Christ we have prevailed. My Great grandfather married his first cousin and well, I've been obliged to carry on the tradition. They say that marrying a close relation can hurt you upstairs in the thinking' box, but I am living proof that their ain't no truth in that scientific malarkey. I don't know about elsewhere, but I have a 140 IQ here in Georgia! Me? I sell electronics widgets of every description and do missionary work on the side. I love my job when I am not under psychiatric care, but that is another story.
I have a long suffering wife, but only three children, I am sorry to say. I don't know why that is exactly but the doc says my sperm count is kind of on the non existent side. He say they looked at it with a microscope and they was all killing one another. Oh,well...
Anyway all my children are on their way to becoming soldiers in the Lord's Army. After home schooling the lot, I sent them all to good ole Christian Bible schools so they won't get any heathen, ungodly ideas .
What brings me here today is this.I am greatly concerned that my favorite
hobbies, weightlifting, rock climbing, and bike riding might label me as a potential closet homer.
Should I be worried?
Yours in Jesus,
Jethro Bradeen III
My favorite KJV Bible passage is: In the beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth.
Genesis, Chapter 1, Verse 1
Let me introduce myself. My name is Jethro Bradeen III. I am a proud, God fearing ,Southern Baptist man, and my family goes back 8 generations in these here parts.We come here on the Mayflower I am told. My great,great,great Grandpappy Elijah Beaurgard Bradeen "appropriated" a tract of land from some peace pipe smoking redskins. My clan ended up moving to what was then the lovely un-emancipated state of Georgia, and before too long, bought a watermelon plantation and some 140 odd prime nigras and negresses before the Southern Holocaust took it all away. After those satan worshipping Yankees burned Atlanta, we near lost just about everything. My relations were so poor that the only things they saw on the kitchen table were elbows.
Life was tough for us but somehow through the grace of God and the Lord Jesus Christ we have prevailed. My Great grandfather married his first cousin and well, I've been obliged to carry on the tradition. They say that marrying a close relation can hurt you upstairs in the thinking' box, but I am living proof that their ain't no truth in that scientific malarkey. I don't know about elsewhere, but I have a 140 IQ here in Georgia! Me? I sell electronics widgets of every description and do missionary work on the side. I love my job when I am not under psychiatric care, but that is another story.
I have a long suffering wife, but only three children, I am sorry to say. I don't know why that is exactly but the doc says my sperm count is kind of on the non existent side. He say they looked at it with a microscope and they was all killing one another. Oh,well...
Anyway all my children are on their way to becoming soldiers in the Lord's Army. After home schooling the lot, I sent them all to good ole Christian Bible schools so they won't get any heathen, ungodly ideas .
What brings me here today is this.I am greatly concerned that my favorite
hobbies, weightlifting, rock climbing, and bike riding might label me as a potential closet homer.
Should I be worried?
Yours in Jesus,
Jethro Bradeen III
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