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    Help Save Me!!!!

    Hello everyone.
    My name is Samantha Jones, and I recently discovered this website. After reading through the forums, I realized that I have been living my whole life completely wrong. I have been raised to be a slut and a harlot and will definitely burn in hell if you wonderful people here won't help me.
    I have to do this secretly, so confidentiality is much appreciated, but please tell me what to do and how to act to become a True Christian. I am all on my own and want to embrace your views and any and all help in any way, shape or form would be truly appreciated.
    Thank you all and I look forward to your advice,
    Samantha.
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    Re: Help Save Me!!!!

    Welcome to God's favorite forum. How old are you? What sort of perversion and debauchery have you been wallowing in?

    Don't hold back the details.

    If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

    If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

    You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

    Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #3
      Re: Help Save Me!!!!

      Originally posted by LookingForSalvation View Post
      Hello everyone.
      My name is Samantha Jones, and I recently discovered this website. After reading through the forums, I realized that I have been living my whole life completely wrong. I have been raised to be a slut and a harlot and will definitely burn in hell if you wonderful people here won't help me.
      I have to do this secretly, so confidentiality is much appreciated, but please tell me what to do and how to act to become a True Christian. I am all on my own and want to embrace your views and any and all help in any way, shape or form would be truly appreciated.
      Thank you all and I look forward to your advice,
      Samantha.
      Young lady, God has brought you to His Favorite Forum for a reason. I'd like to talk with you about Jesus.

      Tell me, young lady - if your neighbor's house was on fire while he was sleeping inside, would you wake him up and tell him to get out of the house? Well, that is exactly what is happening here. Spiritually. Your house is on fire! WAKE UP!!

      Romans 6:23
      For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.
      Now isn't that some Good News? Let's break it down bit by bit.

      Wages.
      How would you feel if your boss refused to pay the wages due to you? In our heart of hearts, we all know that we get what we deserve. Similarly, we earn wages from God based on how we have lived our lives and how we have glorified Him.

      Sin.
      What do you think when you hear this word? Sin is often more of an attitude than an action. It can be either actively fighting against God or merely excluding Him from our lives. Tell me, young lady, does God ever seem far away from you? That's one of the things sin does. It makes God seem far away.

      Death      .
      What thoughts does this word bring to your mind? In the Bible, death always means some kind of separation.

      But.
      This word is important because it means that a sharp contrast in thought is coming. What we have been looking at so far is bad news. What follows is Good News!

      Gift.
      If wages are what a person earns, then what is a gift? Remember that someone must purchase every gift.

      Of God.
      The gift is free. It is from God Himself! It's so special that no one else can give it. How do you feel when someone gives you a special gift?

      Eternal Life!
      How do you define these awesome words? Remember that death is separation from God. What is the opposite of separation from God?

      Jesus Christ our LORD!!
      Every gift has a giver, and only our LORD and Savior Jesus Christ can give the gift of eternal life!

      Isn't that some AWESOME news?! There's one more word we need to go over though...

      TRUST      .
      Friends trust each other, and Jesus wants you to have a trusting friendship with Him. All you have to do is admit that you are responsible for the sin of fighting or excluding God from your life. That is what trust means - trusting that Jesus Christ wants to forgive us for rejecting Him from our lives.

      So tell me, young lady - are you ready to start a relationship with God that will last forever? If so, then get down on your knees right now, repent, ask for forgiveness, and ask Jesus into your heart. I would like to pray with you, but I am unable to do so due to the physical distance between us. However, I will go to my prayer closet in 10 minutes from the time I post this, though, and talk to Jesus about you. Won't you please join me in prayer?
      II Thessalonians 1:7-9
      And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
      In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
      Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
      The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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      • #4
        Re: Help Save Me!!!!

        @PastorEzekiel

        Thank you for your help. I will be sure to start reading that link as soon as I'm done with replying to you.
        I am turning 22 tomorrow. Although I am a virgin, I have engaged in certain acts that might be considered questionable by this community. The guilt has been eating away at me since and I wish to repent in any and every possible way.
        I will do everything I can to learn my place and be humble and respectful and do everything this community tells me to do, for I know that they know best.
        Thank you again and may God bless you,
        Samantha

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        • #5
          Re: Help Save Me!!!!

          @Jedediah

          Oh yes, sir I am ready to let Jesus in my heart and have a wonderful and full relationship with him in every sense of the word!! Your post has gotten me even more excited for my salvation!! Thank you so much for you prayers, I will pray too at the same time and God will hear our combination of prayer!!!!
          Your words have inspired me even more and I will think on them on my spiritual journey!

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