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It was an accident. I was on my mobile phone when I registered.
It was an accident. I was on my mobile phone when I registered.
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. . . and being off one month on your birthdate made you two years older?Originally posted by The Almighty Won View Post
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Does not your precious KJV say that it is OK to lie?Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
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Only in the service of the Lord. Nice try.Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
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Maybe he means, The Almighty Won, as in the past tense of what the Almighty is always doing, The Almighty Wins. In which case the name may have some merits.
The lies though. You will be thrust down to the fiery depths of hell for lying son.The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
Give her a shovel.
Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.Comment
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Well, at any rate he's lost interest and is probably off masturbating in his mother's closet now. More fodder for satan I guess.Originally posted by wait_what View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Could not trying to gain entry to get the advise of those in this forum be seen as (your) lords work?Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View PostOnly in the service of the Lord. Nice try.Posted via Pasta
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No. He could honestly contact Pastor Ezekiel (through the email link in his signature) to request permission to register.Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
I don't know that there's a worse sin than lying!
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So lying someone by telling them that you are going to marry them when you clearly have no intention of doing so is worse then being gay in your opinion?Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View PostNo. He could honestly contact Pastor Ezekiel (through the email link in his signature) to request permission to register.
I don't know that there's a worse sin than lying!Posted via Pasta
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In my opinion, yes. In God's opinion, the opinion that actually matters, all sins are equally heinous -- lying, idolatry, lust, cookie-thievery, mass murder.Originally posted by Jo Freddie View PostBible boring? Nonsense!
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Mr. Freddie is probably not used to seeing genuine people.Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
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