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    Hi All

    Hi I'm a Noob in more ways than one.
    In surfing the net I came across your community and it seemed to me as your ideologies are more in line with my perspectives on how things should be and are.
    I'm really not tied to any one church although I was baptised Luthern.
    Look forward to Chatting with you all.
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  • #2
    Re: Hi All

    Lutherans aren't even Christians. More like jumped up papists.

    Please tell us about yourself.


    If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

    If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

    You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

    Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #3
      Re: Hi All

      Originally posted by Guidinglight View Post
      Hi I'm a Noob in more ways than one.
      In surfing the net I came across your community and it seemed to me as your ideologies are more in line with my perspectives on how things should be and are.
      I'm really not tied to any one church although I was baptised Luthern.
      Look forward to Chatting with you all.
      What is your favorite Scripture and why?

      What is "in line with your perspectives"?
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • #4
        Re: Hi All

        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
        What is your favorite Scripture and why?

        What is "in line with your perspectives"?
        See, this is why you're the Reverend and I'm not! Good eyes, Reverend Rodimer! It is incumbent upon us all to make sure our "perspectives" are "in line" with God's divine word as taught by Landover Baptist Church, and not the other way around!

        To GuidingLight, I say welcome! I was naively attending a Lutheran church when I first began posting messages here, but the good people of Landover set me straight in short order.

        When I think back to all the time I spent naively thinking I was attending a proper fundamentalist church, well, it's kind of chilling.
        WARNING:
        In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
        REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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