Where to start?

[Wasted Flesh]

My real name isn't important and somehow, by my "unsaved trash" status, I doubt that you would ever call me by my name anyway.
I'm 21.
I'm female.
I believe in God and Jesus, but I'm not baptist.
I like music and movies and television.
I have common sense, but I'm not a "genius" by any meaning of the word.
Sometimes my grammar totally sucks, but that's because I live in the 21st century where grammar's not important, unfortunately.
I guess that's it.
Later!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Where to start?

Do you have your husband's permission to be here?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Where to start?

Sometimes my grammar totally sucks, but that's because I live in the 21st century where grammar's not important, unfortunately.

Because no good grammar no good communicated why not silly it's.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Where to start?

My real name isn't important and somehow, by my "unsaved trash" status, I doubt that you would ever call me by my name anyway.

Why would you say that?

Jesus knows your name, because it's written in one of two books up in Heaven.

I'm 21.

How many future soldiers for Christ have you popped out? At least 5 good Christian sons I should hope.

I'm female.

What's your best pie?

I believe in God and Jesus, but I'm not baptist.

I notice you don't profess to being a Christian...You know even mudslimes claim they believe in God and Jesus.

I like music and movies and television.

The devils tools, for the most part. Stick with TBN and you might be okay.

I have common sense, but I'm not a "genius" by any meaning of the word.

No female is.

Sometimes my grammar totally sucks, but that's because I live in the 21st century where grammar's not important, unfortunately.
I guess that's it.

What's important is what the Bible says is important. God cares deeply about grammar.

"one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law" - Matthew 5:18

Later!

Later what? That's not a sentence.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Where to start?

Welcome friend! How many sons have you produced so far? How many have you promised to give to Jesus?

What do you feel the best product you can use to clean pots of baked on fat?

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: Where to start?

My real name isn't important and somehow, by my "unsaved trash" status, I doubt that you would ever call me by my name anyway.
I'm 21.
I'm female.
I believe in God and Jesus, but I'm not baptist.
I like music and movies and television.
I have common sense, but I'm not a "genius" by any meaning of the word.
Sometimes my grammar totally sucks, but that's because I live in the 21st century where grammar's not important, unfortunately.
I guess that's it.
Later!

Welcome!
I would be call you your name if you sayed it to us!

Don't worry about the intelligence, god loves us no for our brain but for our devotion to Him.

But the gramar? Well, unfortunately this IS important cos other ways if you are lazy whit the comunicate the idea then the people will no know what are you talk on about so is better try and be exact and careful whit this so that the people are understand you, I mean I'm no say is a terrible sin but I AM saying it help for comunicate whit the people.

I hope this help!

YIC, Mari.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Where to start?

My real name isn't important and somehow, by my "unsaved trash" status, I doubt that you would ever call me by my name anyway.

Why wouldn't I?

Everyone who signs up is labeled "Unsaved Trash Under Investigation" until proven otherwise. We get scores of God-mockers every day here, atheists who want to pretend to be Christians and turn potential believers away from God with their idiocy.

I'm 21.
I'm female.

Married yet?

I believe in God and Jesus, but I'm not baptist.

Why not? What are you?

I like music and movies and television.

You like wasting time. Check.

I have common sense, but I'm not a "genius" by any meaning of the word.

Good. Most self-described "geniuses" are anything but.

Sometimes my grammar totally sucks, but that's because I live in the 21st century where grammar's not important, unfortunately.

You don't mind if people perceive you as a retard, and you judge your own conduct not upon what you know is right, but upon what other people (mostly stupid, time-wasting people, I'm guessing) value. Check.

Sorry, True Christians™ recognize that every word they speak or write is an opportunity to help others find Jesus. Grammar and spelling are very important, as they lend credibility to the author.

If you don't mind being perceived as a retard, and if you prefer to let others tell you what is important and right instead of knowing for yourself, you will never be a True Christian™.

[Wasted Flesh]

Re: Where to start?

Thanks for the welcomes!
I'm not married and have no kids.

You don't mind if people perceive you as a retard, and you judge your own conduct not upon what you know is right, but upon what other people (mostly stupid, time-wasting people, I'm guessing) value. Check.

I really don't care what people think of me, honestly.
As for the whole grammar issue, I actually have a cousin who says "LOL" and "BRB" out loud. Just a symbol of 21st century intelligence.

[Lexie- hippieslayer]

Re: Where to start?

As a major in English I think grammar is more important than people make it out to be but as a (former) student at a pretentious, liberal college full of atheists, I think "smart" is quite overrated.

[Tom the Pastafarian]

Re: Where to start?

Welcome and May The Sauce be with You! Think of it this way, the Unsaved Trash club is a lot bigger than the True Christian™ Club.

My real name isn't important and somehow, by my "unsaved trash" status, I doubt that you would ever call me by my name anyway.
I'm 21.
I'm female.
I believe in God and Jesus, but I'm not baptist.
I like music and movies and television.
I have common sense, but I'm not a "genius" by any meaning of the word.
Sometimes my grammar totally sucks, but that's because I live in the 21st century where grammar's not important, unfortunately.
I guess that's it.
Later!

[Lexie- hippieslayer]

Re: Where to start?

Welcome and May The Sauce be with You! Think of it this way, the Unsaved Trash club is a lot bigger than the True Christian™ Club.

What is a "pastafarian"?

[Tom the Pastafarian]

Re: Where to start?

A Pastafarian is a member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

What is a "pastafarian"?

[Lexie- hippieslayer]

Re: Where to start?

A Pastafarian is a member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Did you just invent that while high or something?

[Wasted Flesh]

Re: Where to start?

Did you just invent that while high or something?

I just googled it, Tom's telling the truth!

http://www.venganza.org/

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Where to start?

Did you just invent that while high or something?

Follow the links in my signature, have a look at some of the topics I have started. We are the ONLY religion based on empirical evidence.