Greetings to all

[Paul the Foreigner]

Greetings.
I just registered here, and I introduce myself.
I live in Hungary, and I am christian since some years. I am 26 years old.
I go to a charismatic church in my country.

My favorite bible verse is: Matthew 5,8:
"Blessed are the pure in heart: for they shall see God."

I got to know Jesus when I got to know some christian men in my church. I was sad and depressed and they said, Jesus died for me.
I wanted to know Jesus, and He entered to my life.

I am seeking God's will in my life, this is why I write to this forum.
I want to get to know other christian church who are serious to God's word, the Bible.
I want to know my place.

I am an unsaved trash yet. Please help me to become true christian.
I will be obedient.

Paul

[Cranky Old Man]

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Welcome to our friendly forum!

How many animals have you killed with your bare hands?

[Paul the Foreigner]

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Welcome to our friendly forum!

How many animals have you killed with your bare hands?

I didn't kill any animals

[Cranky Old Man]

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I didn't kill any animals

Are you a vegetarian?

[Paul the Foreigner]

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Are you a vegetarian?

No.

[Paul the Foreigner]

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How can I become True Christian ?
What must I do, if I want to go to Heaven ?

[James Hutchins]

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Well Paul, I am sorry you are Hungary. If you would hunt as God wants you to, that hunger you have would only be for drops of Jesus love.

If you want to be a True Christean(tm) you must:
Memorize the KJV Bible and live by it
Pray constantly
Be married, have a always pregnant wife who only produces sons, cooks and cleans and knows to keep quiet.
Hunt, be used to the sweet smell of blood and savor the excitement of feeling the blood of a fresh kill run through your hands as you thank God.

There is more but this should get you started.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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How can I become True Christian ?
What must I do, if I want to go to Heaven ?

First step: Look for the forum search function.

[wait_what]

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First step: Look for the forum search function.

Perfect advice from an impeccable lady.

[Paul the Foreigner]

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Well Paul, I am sorry you are Hungary. If you would hunt as God wants you to, that hunger you have would only be for drops of Jesus love.

If you want to be a True Christean™ you must:
Memorize the KJV Bible and live by it
Pray constantly
Be married, have a always pregnant wife who only produces sons, cooks and cleans and knows to keep quiet.
Hunt, be used to the sweet smell of blood and savor the excitement of feeling the blood of a fresh kill run through your hands as you thank God.

There is more but this should get you started.

Should I get wife from the Landover Baptist Church ? Like I read in Genesis 24. As Isaac got Rebekah from far away.

[Alexander Milano]

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Should I get wife from the Landover Baptist Church ? Like I read in Genesis 24. As Isaac got Rebekah from far away.

Yes, far away.

[Levi Jones]

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Should I get wife from the Landover Baptist Church ? Like I read in Genesis 24. As Isaac got Rebekah from far away.

You are putting the cart way out in front of the horse here, pal. You haven't even shown us your financials or even been Truly Saved.

No, son. We will not be marrying any of our women off to any of you without a hefty bride price and a secondary manor for the wife and I.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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I didn't kill any animals

I have been boar hunting in Hungary and I'm not even Hungarian. What is your excuse? God has given you dominion over all animals, and that means killing them and turning them into sausage (for example).

(Genesis 1:28) "And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth."

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Alexander Milano]

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You are putting the cart way out in front of the horse here, pal. You haven't even shown us your financials or even been Truly Saved.

No, son. We will not be marrying any of our women off to any of you without a hefty bride price and a secondary manor for the wife and I.

A secondary manor? Don't Godly True Christian Men such as you have more than one Godly Manor to occupy in the Lord's name?

[Living_Water]

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I didn't kill any animals

Are you a lazy man?

Proverbs 12:27:
The slothful man roasteth not that which he took in hunting: but the substance of a diligent man is precious.