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  • I am SO glad I found this site.

    Hello!

    First off, My name is Abigail. I am 21 years old and a believer of our one true God and Jesus Christ.
    I am a virgin, and will stay that way until marriage.

    My favorite Bible verse is
    Romans 10:13- "For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved."

    I hope to meet other fellow Christians.

    Have a wonderful day!
    Praise Jesus!

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    Re: I am SO glad I found this site.

    Welcome, Miss Abigail. Do you have your father's permission to be here? What is the best pie you bake him?
    Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


    Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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      Re: I am SO glad I found this site.

      Originally posted by Abigail Rose View Post
      Hello!

      First off, My name is Abigail. I am 21 years old and a believer of our one true God and Jesus Christ.
      I am a virgin, and will stay that way until marriage.

      My favorite Bible verse is
      Romans 10:13- "For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved."

      I hope to meet other fellow Christians.

      Have a wonderful day!
      Praise Jesus!
      I'm surprised you haven't got an infraction for your introduction. True Christians from Landover Baptist Church give Godly infractions for each and every offense, real or imagined and at every opportunity. Watch out.

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        Re: I am SO glad I found this site.

        Originally posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson View Post
        Welcome, Miss Abigail. Do you have your father's permission to be here? What is the best pie you bake him?
        Hello Pastor,
        I sadly when I joined did not ask for complete permission. However, I just spoke with him about it. He was a little upset with me for not telling him I joined the site, but he did give me permission to be on the internet, so I told him about it and he was thrilled that I came to this site instead of going to some site to fill my head of nonsense.
        Ooooh, As for pie... I bake many kinds. It is a passion of mine. His favorites are the Strawberry Rhubarb and pumpkin pie. I also bake cookies, brownies, cakes, and pastries.

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          Re: I am SO glad I found this site.

          Originally posted by Abigail Rose View Post
          Hello Pastor,
          I sadly when I joined did not ask for complete permission. However, I just spoke with him about it. He was a little upset with me for not telling him I joined the site, but he did give me permission to be on the internet, so I told him about it and he was thrilled that I came to this site instead of going to some site to fill my head of nonsense.
          Ooooh, As for pie... I bake many kinds. It is a passion of mine. His favorites are the Strawberry Rhubarb and pumpkin pie. I also bake cookies, brownies, cakes, and pastries.
          What's wrong with you? By which I mean, why aren't you married? You should have popped out 4 or 5 future soldiers for Christ by now.

          You're not a hunchback, are you?
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #6
            Re: I am SO glad I found this site.

            Originally posted by Alexander Milano View Post
            I'm surprised you haven't got an infraction for your introduction. True Christians from Landover Baptist Church give Godly infractions for each and every offense, real or imagined and at every opportunity. Watch out.
            Quiet, you! Myself and Miss Rose are trying to get reacquainted.

            Originally posted by Abigail Rose View Post
            Hello Pastor,
            I sadly when I joined did not ask for complete permission. However, I just spoke with him about it. He was a little upset with me for not telling him I joined the site, but he did give me permission to be on the internet, so I told him about it and he was thrilled that I came to this site instead of going to some site to fill my head of nonsense.
            Ooooh, As for pie... I bake many kinds. It is a passion of mine. His favorites are the Strawberry Rhubarb and pumpkin pie. I also bake cookies, brownies, cakes, and pastries.
            Well that's so wonderful, Miss Rose. 21 is a bit long in the tooth to be unmarried though, isn't it? We'll need to find you a strong True Christian™ man after you are guaranteed salvation through Landover Baptist Church.
            Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


            Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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            • #7
              Re: I am SO glad I found this site.

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              What's wrong with you? By which I mean, why aren't you married? You should have popped out 4 or 5 future soldiers for Christ by now.

              You're not a hunchback, are you?
              Why no Pastor Ezekiel, I am no hunchback. My father just has high expectations on the man he finds to wed me, and has yet to find someone he considers good enough. And I will not have bastard children, so until he decides who I am to marry, I shall remain single and childless.

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                Re: I am SO glad I found this site.

                Originally posted by Abigail Rose View Post
                Why no Pastor Ezekiel, I am no hunchback. My father just has high expectations on the man he finds to wed me, and has yet to find someone he considers good enough. And I will not have bastard children, so until he decides who I am to marry, I shall remain single and childless.
                That's certainly the right attitude to have toward your father, but he is wasting your prime baby making years. I would have a serious talk with him. Tell him, "Pastor Will is concerned that I haven't had any babies yet."
                Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


                Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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                • #9
                  Re: I am SO glad I found this site.

                  Originally posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson View Post
                  That's certainly the right attitude to have toward your father, but he is wasting your prime baby making years. I would have a serious talk with him. Tell him, "Pastor Will is concerned that I haven't had any babies yet."
                  Oh goodness! I never looked at it that way. I will speak with him immediately! How should I handle the situation properly without disrespecting my father? I always get nervous to question his choices for me.

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