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  • mcmullanbrush
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    • May 2011
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    #1

    Good afternoon to all

    Hello

    It was a real pleasure to find your excellent forum.
    I am mcmullanbrush and I am from Yorkshire, England. I have always been very interested in the bible and hope to further familiarise myself with its contents with your help.
  • MisterM
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    • Mar 2011
    • 1480

    #2
    Re: Good afternoon to all

    Originally posted by mcmullanbrush View Post
    and hope to further familiarise myself with its contents with your help.
    Hello

    What is your favorite Bible verse? How many boys have your wife popped out of her tummy? Have you considered writing The Bible with capital letters as it should?

    YiC,
    Brother Miikkael
    Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

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    • mcmullanbrush
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      • May 2011
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      #3
      Re: Good afternoon to all

      Originally posted by MisterM View Post
      Hello

      What is your favorite Bible verse? How many boys have your wife popped out of her tummy? Have you considered writing The Bible with capital letters as it should?

      YiC,
      Brother Miikkael
      Thank you for your reply Brother Miikkael

      I have many favourites, although my current number one has to be Romans 2,6: "Who will render to every man according to his deeds"
      My wife has failed to provide me with any sons and I have made my feelings about this known to her.
      Please accept my apologies for my typing error. I will ensure I write "The Bible" as it should be in future.

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      • MitzaLizalor
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        • Sep 2010
        • 14400

        #4
        Re: Good afternoon to all

        Originally posted by mcmullanbrush View Post
        Thank you for your reply Brother Miikkael

        I have many favourites, although my current number one has to be Romans 2,6: "Who will render to every man according to his deeds"
        My wife has failed to provide me with any sons and I have made my feelings about this known to her.
        Please accept my apologies for my typing error. I will ensure I write "The Bible" as it should be in future.
        Is your wife aware that she will go to Hell if she doesn't have children?

        I Timothy 2
        14
        And Adam was not deceiued, but the woman being deceiued was in the transgression:
        15 Notwithstanding she shall be saued in child-bearing, if they continue in faith and charitie, and holinesse, with sobrietie.

        ©1611

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        • mcmullanbrush
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          • May 2011
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          #5
          Re: Good afternoon to all

          Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
          Is your wife aware that she will go to Hell if she doesn't have children?

          I Timothy 2
          14 And Adam was not deceiued, but the woman being deceiued was in the transgression:
          15 Notwithstanding she shall be saued in child-bearing, if they continue in faith and charitie, and holinesse, with sobrietie.
          ©1611
          We have a daughter who is quite tall, will that help?

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          • Zechariah Smyth
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            True Christian™
            • Feb 2011
            • 15251

            #6
            Re: Good afternoon to all

            Originally posted by mcmullanbrush View Post
            We have a daughter who is quite tall, will that help?
            Only if you need something off a high shelf.

            Originally posted by mcmullanbrush
            Welcome to you too

            The best chapters to read depend on what you are looking for. Try The Book of Job, which has always helped me.
            Poor advice.

            Start at Genesis and end at Revelation. You are looking for Salvation, and you aren't going to find it by picking and choosing.



            Your in Christ,

            Z. Smyth
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            • MitzaLizalor
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              • Sep 2010
              • 14400

              #7
              Re: Good afternoon to all

              Originally posted by mcmullanbrush View Post
              We have a daughter who is quite tall, will that help?
              She might need to have children, too. If she doesn't, she will go to Hell. If there have been any illegitimate births in the preceding 10 generations Deuteronomy 23:2 my understanding is that you will all be going to Hell anyway BUT you do need to check with one of the Pastors. There are youth ministers who would be able to instruct your daughter, and there is a european outreach programme - but I'm not sure whether it covers Yorkshire.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
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                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #8
                Re: Good afternoon to all

                Welcome to God's favorite forum. If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

                If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

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                Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
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                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #9
                  Re: Good afternoon to all

                  Originally posted by mcmullanbrush View Post
                  Hello I have always been very interested in the bible and hope to further familiarise myself with its contents with your help.
                  The Word of God can be had for free if you just visit your local Independant Baptist Church and ask the Pastor for one. Make sure you ask specifically for a KJV1611 Authorized Version Bible.

                  Also you can read one online at www.biblegateway.com. And for your assisted reading pleasure, Brother V has got a wonderful thread going HERE called "Bible in a Year."
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Yea-tho-we-walk
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                    • Nov 2010
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                    #10
                    Re: Good afternoon to all

                    I was in Yorkshire, England once for a very thorough and lengthy prostrate exam done by a Dr. Mcmullanbrush. Was it you?

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                    • Rev. M. Rodimer
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                      • May 2008
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                      #11
                      Re: Good afternoon to all

                      You're not one of those door-to-door McMullan Brush salesmen, are you?

                      The last one I ran into left a very large dent in my right fender.
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • Faith_Machine
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                        • Mar 2011
                        • 10050

                        #12
                        Re: Good afternoon to all

                        Originally posted by mcmullanbrush View Post
                        I have always been very interested in the bible and hope to further familiarise myself with its contents with your help.
                        Hmmm... Why does this statement not quite ring true?

                        Please forgive my skepticism friend, but it seems to me that if you'd always been very interested in the Bible, you would already be more than passingly familiar with it at this point.

                        You're not one of those people who comes here pretending he's not hostile to the Lord's word, just so you can troll us, are you?

                        God knew you were coming, friend, and He knew what you were planning to pull when you got here. That's why He warned us about you:


                        2 Corinthians 11:13-15

                        For such are false apostles, deceitful workers, transforming themselves into the apostles of Christ.

                        And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light.

                        Therefore it is no great thing if his ministers also be transformed as the ministers of righteousness; whose end shall be according to their works.

                        What works are you trying to perpetrate here, and what end do you think they will lead you to?
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                        • mcmullanbrush
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                          • May 2011
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                          #13
                          Re: Good afternoon to all

                          Thank you all for your kind replies, I am alreay feeling warm things inside me

                          MitzaLizalor, I am not aware of any illegitimate births, but I will try to investigate.

                          Pastor Ezekiel, Thank you for the welcome, I have already ordered my KJV.

                          Yea-tho-we-walk, Sadly, it wasn't me, but I do have an Uncle McMullanbrush who is in prison for impersonating a Doctor.

                          Rev. M. Rodimer, We do not have McMullan brushes in England, my name is purely a coincidence.

                          Faith_Machine, I fully understand your suspicion and I hope I can prove myself worthy of trust.

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                          • Jo Freddie
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                            • Apr 2009
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                            #14
                            Re: Good afternoon to all

                            Originally posted by mcmullanbrush View Post
                            Yea-tho-we-walk, Sadly, it wasn't me, but I do have an Uncle McMullanbrush who is in prison for impersonating a Doctor.
                            You wish you had intimate knowledge of Yea-tho-we-walk's posterior? While I believe such things are a mater of individual choice there are many here who are a little closed minded about such things.
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                            • Rev. M. Rodimer
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                              • May 2008
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                              #15
                              Re: Good afternoon to all

                              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                              You wish you had intimate knowledge of Yea-tho-we-walk's posterior? While I believe such things are a mater of individual choice there are many here who are a little closed minded about such things.
                              You're becoming better at spotting perversion and depravity.

                              There may yet be hope for you, my glycemic load-challenged friend.
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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