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  • Marty Cummings
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    • May 2011
    • 9
    #16
    Re: Proof God is real.

    Originally posted by wilford_brimley! View Post
    Can i at at least use the big black floppy rubber one on you first to see if you like it and to see if it has enough bulk and power to bring the demons out of you?
    I've yet to run in to a foe with enough power to expel the power of my crucifix, but I suppose if you insist I use yours first I will.
    I see god in my wood every day.

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      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2006
        • 12414
        #17
        Re: Proof God is real.

        Originally posted by Marty Cummings View Post
        I've yet to run in to a foe with enough power to expel the power of my crucifix, but I suppose if you insist I use yours first I will.
        Why do you have a crucifix? That's more a papist thing. They enjoy the thought of Him tortured and dying, whereas REAL Christians concentrate on the fact that HE IS RISEN!
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          • airandfelt
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            • May 2011
            • 10
            #18
            Re: Proof God is real.

            I agree, crucifixes are not what any True Christian would use. But expelling the demons from one's rectum is very important. I suggest using a grabbing utensil dipped in holy water. This will give enough lubrication to ease the demons out of the rectum.
            A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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              • Marty Cummings
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                • May 2011
                • 9
                #19
                Re: Proof God is real.

                Originally posted by Mrs. Mary Whitford View Post
                Why do you have a crucifix? That's more a papist thing. They enjoy the thought of Him tortured and dying, whereas REAL Christians concentrate on the fact that HE IS RISEN!
                Him being tortured and dying is very self empowering. It really helps me expel the demons.
                I see god in my wood every day.

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                  • SUV
                    True Christian™ Princess
                    The Driving Force behind RA12
                    Have at it, anytime!
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 11027
                    #20
                    Re: Proof God is real.

                    So, Mr...um...um...ummmm..."Marty"...am I to understand you have an album of Christian music out?

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556
                        #21
                        Re: Proof God is real.

                        Originally posted by Marty Cummings View Post
                        Ah sorry, I typed this in a hurry. Thank you, sister.
                        You do realize that this is the "introduction" forum, right? That means you're supposed to tell us about yourself, your church, and the path you walked to find Jesus.

                        We aren't especially interested in your unsaved opinions.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Zechariah Smyth
                            Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                            True Christian™
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 15251
                            #22
                            Re: God is real.

                            CUMmings?

                            Really?



                            I mean, really, "Marty" is bad enough, but CUMMINGS?

                            Yours in Christ,

                            Z. Smyth
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                              • SUV
                                True Christian™ Princess
                                The Driving Force behind RA12
                                Have at it, anytime!
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 11027
                                #23
                                Re: God is real.

                                Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                                CUMmings?

                                Really?



                                I mean, really, "Marty" is bad enough, but CUMMINGS?

                                Yours in Christ,

                                Z. Smyth
                                I barely got through this myself, Brother. It took a lot of Therapies by our Pastors to Wash the Shame away

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                                  • wilford_brimley!
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                                    Under Investigation
                                    • May 2011
                                    • 5
                                    #24
                                    Re: God is real.

                                    i would like to treat you all to a diabeetus

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