I wish to join your church, can someone help me?

[ben.j.flowers]

Hi, My name is Adam and i wish to joining your church

I was just wondering about some policies your church seems to poularize.

-The lord does not answer non-white americans prayers.
How can this be true? Jesus loved all his people? and surely he would definately answer the prayers of his own people of the holy city of nazareth

-Jesus was white
Jesus was of nazarian decent and would most certainly have yiddish morphology. This means dark skin and dark curly hair... The nearest to white people in that area would be olive skinned italians/greeks. The nearest white people would be the Gauls/tutonics which is a massive 12,000 miles away.......

-White genes are holy
the passage quoted talks about "" Canaanite, the Hittites, the Perizzites, the Jebusites, the Ammonites, the Moabites, the Egyptians, and the Amorites."
Every one of these races are dark in complexion and are definitely not white.

I was wondering if someone could clarify this for me, i think the devil must have clouded my vision somehow
-Adam

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: I wish to join your church, can someone help me?

-Jesus was white
Jesus was of nazarian decent and would most certainly have yiddish morphology. This means dark skin and dark curly hair... The nearest to white people in that area would be olive skinned italians/greeks. The nearest white people would be the Gauls/tutonics which is a massive 12,000 miles away.......

All this is irrelevant, all that matters is what is in the Holy Bible.

Revelation 1:14 "His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire"

[ben.j.flowers]

Re: I wish to join your church, can someone help me?

This quote is from revelation, which is from the old testament and is phrophesisnt the coming of the son of man. if he has white hair, white skin and red eyes, does that not mean the person in context is albino? the quote goes on to say "And his feet like unto fine brass", surely this is talking about his skin color?

The new testament is a historical and factually correct telling of jesus life, which describes him as nazarian, which is in align with the quote.

Im not trying to flame you like a heathen, i mearly wish to further my understanding of the lords one and only son our saviour.
-Adam

[MisterM]

Re: I wish to join your church, can someone help me?

Welcome!

I was just wondering about some policies your church seems to poularize.

Why don't you use your eye? There are sticky topics you know?

And we also have this thing called Search, use it.

If you are wondering about these policies, you are not welcome to LBC. You cannot join LBC, you will be asked to join if you are found worthy.

YiC,
Miikkael

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: I wish to join your church, can someone help me?

This quote is from revelation, which is from the old testament

Ha,ha,ha,ha,

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: I wish to join your church, can someone help me?

Hi, My name is Adam and i wish to joining your church

Hi, Adam!

I was just wondering about some policies your church seems to poularize.

-The lord does not answer non-white americans prayers.
How can this be true? Jesus loved all his people? and surely he would definately answer the prayers of his own people of the holy city of nazareth

Would He? No. He answers only the prayers of True Christians(tm), those who obey His Word. The majority of those are white and American, but by no means does that mean that Jesus discriminates based on nationality or race; rather, the likelihood of being a True Christian(tm), hence listened to by Jesus, increases if white and American.

-Jesus was white
Jesus was of nazarian decent and would most certainly have yiddish morphology.

Yiddish morphology?

So you are suggesting that Jesus is a language of Germanic origin spoken by Ashkenazi Jews?

You're a retard, aren't you?

-White genes are holy
the passage quoted talks about "" Canaanite, the Hittites, the Perizzites, the Jebusites, the Ammonites, the Moabites, the Egyptians, and the Amorites."
Every one of these races are dark in complexion and are definitely not white.

You'll need to provide a reference for this.

This quote is from revelation, which is from the old testament

That would explain why it is the LAST BOOK OF THE BIBLE, at the END OF THE NEW TESTAMENT.

You ARE a retard. I knew it!

The new testament is a historical and factually correct telling of jesus life, which describes him as nazarian, which is in align with the quote.

There is no such word as "nazarian".

Meanwhile, please explain to me how anything beyond the first three books of the New Testament has anything whatsoever with a "telling of Jesus' life" . . . especially when the bulk of it consists of letters written by Paul more than 60 years after His death and resurrection.

Here's a bright idea for you, Adam. Try reading the Bible before telling us what it says, OK?

[James Hutchins]

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Welcome Adam! You seem like a swell fellow. If I might, let me suggest that you actually read the Bible, the whole thing, before you try to tell Bible scholars what is in it. Just a passing thought.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: I wish to join your church, can someone help me?

The new testament is a historical and factually correct telling of jesus life, which describes him as nazarian, which is in align with the quote.

[wait_what]

Re: I wish to join your church, can someone help me?

This quote is from revelation, which is from the old testament and is phrophesisnt the coming of the son of man. if he has white hair, white skin and red eyes, does that not mean the person in context is albino? the quote goes on to say "And his feet like unto fine brass", surely this is talking about his skin color?

The new testament is a historical and factually correct telling of jesus life, which describes him as nazarian, which is in align with the quote.

Im not trying to flame you like a heathen, i mearly wish to further my understanding of the lords one and only son our saviour.
-Adam

So, I am pretty sure if you are reading a KJV, you will find Revelation at the back of the New Testament. I have never seen an Old Testament Book of Revelation.

Where do you get your words from? You remind me of an old Damon Wayans sketch from "In Living Color." You can't just make up multi-syllable words and expect them to sound scholarly. Use the small easy ones to start.


Having said that,

What is your favorite verse?

How many Christian Warriors have come marching from your wifes womb?

What is your favorite firearm?

When did you kill your first deer?

How many years did you serve in the military?

What businesses do you own?

What has Jesus done for you to make your life better recently?

How did you come to the realization that you needed to be saved?

[landoverlover]

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If you can't spell the word "definitely" don't use the word "morphology." Just sayin'...

And the distance from Jesus to the 'gauls' would be more like 1800 miles, not 12,000.

You have the whiff of a 2.5 GPA Community College liberal arts program-in-progress about you. That will not serve you well around your betters here.

You might want to skedaddle before embarrassing yourself further, or drop your guard in humbleness and repent.