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    Hello from Kansas

    Hello, Landover! My name is Jacob (or you may call me Jake). I go to Trinity Baptist Church, and my favorite bible verse is from Matthew 5:29- If thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out. Anyways, I came here to learn from this community, and try and help the sinners and atheists see that unless they repent and believe and love God's word, they will find themselves knee-deep in fire and brimstone. I've already looked around a bit, and I'm very inspired by the True Christians™ and their clever words to the stubborn mules that are also existant on this forum (unfortunately). I'm going to try and learn as much as I can, and I'm excited to get started!
    Thanks,
    -Jacob
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    Re: Hello from Kansas

    Welcome Jake! I hope your last name is not indiciative of an attitude.

    How many sons have slid from your wife fir Jesus to date?
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • #3
      Re: Hello from Kansas

      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
      Welcome Jake! I hope your last name is not indiciative of an attitude.

      How many sons have slid from your wife fir Jesus to date?
      Well, I sure hope I don't come off as arrogant. I'm but a grain of sand compared to the Savior. I don't have any sons or daughters because I do not have a wife. I've found that so many women I meet are insistant to go out of their way to hate the Lord It's extremely frustrating. I'm still looking for a woman who will obey not only me, but God also... and good cooking would be nice. I can't cook for beans.

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      • #4
        Re: Hello from Kansas

        Welcome Jacob

        Nice to see proper Introduction. Mostly newcomers are just whining about something. Sorry to hear you haven't found a wife. Maybe you could check the MEET CHRISTIAN SINGLES -forum

        YiC,
        Miikkael
        Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

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        • #5
          Re: Hello from Kansas

          It seems I've heard this name before somewhere.....

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          • #6
            Re: Hello from Kansas

            Originally posted by MisterM View Post
            Welcome Jacob

            Nice to see proper Introduction. Mostly newcomers are just whining about something. Sorry to hear you haven't found a wife. Maybe you could check the MEET CHRISTIAN SINGLES -forum

            YiC,
            Miikkael
            Thank you for the kind welcome, and I'll definitely look into it

            Originally posted by SUV View Post
            It seems I've heard this name before somewhere.....
            Oh really? Care to share perhaps? I love stories

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            • #7
              Re: Hello from Kansas

              Welcome to God's favorite forum. If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

              If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

              You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

              Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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