Hello everybody!

[the.green.man]

Hi, my name is Alex, and I am unsaved trash trying to convert to a Baptist, the one true faith.

Anyway, my main question (and the reason I joined these forums, because everyone here is religious and smart), is what do you think of this so called rapture that is to happen on Saturday, the 21st of May, 2011?

Thank you for your time, I hope to be a contributing member to this faith one day!

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Hello everybody!

Green man?

So are you a homer vegan plant worshiper? Or a pagan canuckistan Swede worshiper?

Perhaps you should try using the search function. I know it's difficult with either the lack of protein to the brain or being a victim of canukistan public education.

[the.green.man]

Re: Hello everybody!

ahem. I actually eat my fair share of meat..

Anyway, I'm not trying to argue, but you didn't answer my question. Which happens to be part of the point of my first post.

So if you could, that would be greatly appreciated.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: Hello everybody!

If it happens, we already have a designated area to meet in Heaven. If not, oh well. Another failed prophecy of a false prophet.

[landoverlover]

Re: Hello everybody!

ahem. I actually eat my fair share of meat..

Anyway, I'm not trying to argue, but you didn't answer my question. Which happens to be part of the point of my first post.

So if you could, that would be greatly appreciated.

To put is simply - Jesus said even HE did not know when the Rapture would happen, so how could a bunch of false Christians?

You'd be better off spending time dealing with the state of your own soul instead of second-guessing God and some New York maroons.

[Jacob Hauty]

Re: Hello everybody!

You do know, I hope, that there's a search feature. There are already a couple threads up regarding this. Don't be lazy! Don't make people spoon-feed you information! Figure things out yourself!

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Hello everybody!

These are the green men



Homers from a homer city. I also answered your question by telling you to use the search function. But the Canadian school system has left you too stupid to figure that out.

[the.green.man]

Re: Hello everybody!

Eww, they look like fags bound for hell....I don't associate with their kind, I chose this username because my favorite color is green, and I happen to be a man.

Anyway, I searched the forum (as you suggested), and came to the conclusion that it either won't happen, or you all will be saved and sent for heaven. Good for you guys, bad for me :'(

Also, why do you assume I went to school in that wretched place Canada? I don't think I would be able to use a computer if I went there....I was schooled in good ol' US of A.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Hello everybody!

Eww, they look like fags bound for hell....I don't associate with their kind, I chose this username because my favorite color is green, and I happen to be a man.

If this is true, then I apologize for my original suspicions. I just see "green" as environmentalism or the two homers I posted above. We know they're homers because they're from Vancouver Canada and knowing Canada, they're probably married

Anyway, I searched the forum (as you suggested), and came to the conclusion that it either won't happen, or you all will be saved and sent for heaven. Good for you guys, bad for me :'(

You seem to have missed the main page on it. No, it's not going to happen. Jesus said he would come as a thief in the night. I don't know where this "pastor" got his numbers from. I suspect it has something to do with the 400th anniversary of the KJV Bible.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=60779&highlight=Rapture+2011

As for you being saved, it can happen. All you need to do is read the entire KJV Bible and follow the 600+ rules listed in it. Some are easier to follow than others. I'm pretty sure you probably follow half of them all ready (you don't pass your children through fire, do you?)

Also, why do you assume I went to school in that wretched place Canada? I don't think I would be able to use a computer if I went there....I was schooled in good ol' US of A.

Again, Green man, green men, Vancouver, homer. I apologize again if I was wrong.