I want to be a Warrior

[HTannor]

Re: I want to be a Warrior

Welcome, Warrior.

You can start your long journey towards becoming a "True Christian®" by assuring us that you, personally, would never vote for a woman as your Governor.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I want to be a Warrior

Good day to all and God bless America! My name is Jonas and I'm a true conservative from North Carolina and I'm here to continue in my training to be a Warrior for Christ. This world is full of people who are too afraid to stand up for the TRUTH and thanks to them our country is falling apart. It's obvious the members of LBC share many beliefs that I do and I'm ready to do my part in the war for mankind's soul.

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[Jack O'fagan]

Re: I want to be a Warrior

Good day to all and God bless America! My name is Jonas and I'm a true conservative from North Carolina and I'm here to continue in my training to be a Warrior for Christ. This world is full of people who are too afraid to stand up for the TRUTH and thanks to them our country is falling apart. It's obvious the members of LBC share many beliefs that I do and I'm ready to do my part in the war for mankind's soul.

Welcome,

Please ignore 'that other gay'. What is you favourite Bible verse and how much do you love Jesus?

Jack

[That Other Guy]

Re: I want to be a Warrior

Well first of all, when you get married, do not beat your wife. Also, allow her to shower.

[Warrior for Christ]

Good day to all and God bless America! My name is Jonas and I'm a true conservative from North Carolina and I'm here to continue in my training to be a Warrior for Christ. This world is full of people who are too afraid to stand up for the TRUTH and thanks to them our country is falling apart. It's obvious the members of LBC share many beliefs that I do and I'm ready to do my part in the war for mankind's soul.