Jonsey's Story

[Jonesey]

Re: Jonsey's Story

What is a dentist?

Anyway, yes, I am white. I am the best kind of white. Blue eyes and blonde hair. Even when I have a tan, which of course I don't because it only ever rains here, I am definitely very, very white.

[HTannor]

Re: Jonsey's Story

Welcome, Jonesey.

I will be attending a Bar Association conference in England in the near future. Although, I rather doubt it, can you recommend a good dentist?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Jonsey's Story

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[Jonesey]

I am from England, which is a horribly secular place with gay weddings all the time and people putting the letter "u" in words where it does not belong. I am a pilgrim in an unholy land. How can I survive among these impure and unsaved heathens, with their beer and their so called "football", until I can somehow make it to America where I know I will be safe - well, once Obama is out of the way, anyway.