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Hello, I found this forum a while ago, found many of the people here had interesting beliefs and I wanted to see what I could learn. curiosity killed the cat, and will likely be the same end for me.I've been a christain for many years and have been looking for ways to evangalize to my generation, this being one of them. I was saved fairly young, but not too young to understand God's word. I go to a non-denominational Bible church, and am simply looking to see what God desires for my life.
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Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
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God desires that you stop prostletysing for satan and spewing Darwinista lies all over the place. God desires you to accept Him as your Personal Savior and stop screwing around with drugs and masturbation. God desires that you get a good job so that you can Tithe to His favorite Church robustly.
It's that or hell, boy. Your choice. If you want to become satan's favorite party ewe, keep lying.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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how do I start out fresh here? I'm embarressed at the way my posts came across and will stop for now (with the exception of here). I really do trust God as my Lord, and it flat out angers me to be associated with any enemy of God. as for a job, I can't really get one for another year. I had a bad start, hope to make things better.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostGod desires that you stop prostletysing for satan and spewing Darwinista lies all over the place. God desires you to accept Him as your Personal Savior and stop screwing around with drugs and masturbation. God desires that you get a good job so that you can Tithe to His favorite Church robustly.
It's that or hell, boy. Your choice. If you want to become satan's favorite party ewe, keep lying.Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.Comment
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I'm glad to hear that you want to mend your ways, son. Why don't you have a job? More importantly, why aren't you over in Iraquistan send sand nigras to hell for Jesus right now? Afraid of getting raped in Obama's queer army?
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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I don't have a job as most/all places in my town won't hire someone until they reach a certain age, which I haven't. kind of the same thing with the millitary, I intend to go into the AirForce as an officer. (I might have more influence on the outcome of many things in such a position).Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.Comment
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Welcome, friend.Originally posted by TruthHunter View Post
Can you tell us more about what it is exactly you find "interesting" about our "beliefs"? We don't have beliefs, we are God's mouthpiece. We proclaim the simple, pure Truth of God's Word as it is written in the Bible. If you are truly a Christian and have been for many years, Landover Baptist should be as familiar and comfortable to you as old shoe leather. I'd understand better if you said a little more about the non-denominational house of whatever you attend. "Non-denominational" usually means a clapboard shack in the sticks, or a bland "We Welcome Everyone" megalithic McChurch along the lines of the Crystal Cathedral.
Just trying to get to know you, brother....Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.
2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.
King James Bible v1611
Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!
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at first glance some of the conclusions that many of the memebers here had seemed extreme, but after a bit of bible study I've found there is normally biblical basis for things I read that seem odd. about my church, our paster loves to preach about hell and condemnation. So at least in that area, I have some knowledge. We are a very small church yes, but mostly because few people like hearing that they are going to go to hell every sunday
about me, well i'm a homeschooler who doesn't have much connection to the social world (probably for the best) but is unnaturally curious. I've spent alot of time trying to learn how to fight evolution and seeing if it is possible to become a christain scientist. little worried about posting that hear as it seems scientists are put on the same level as cathlics. While I admit most are, there are some good ones out there. sorry if i'm not giving the exact info you wanted.
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.Comment
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