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  • Two-Dollar Bill
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 532

    #16
    Re: Hello from le Canadiana

    Originally posted by Phenomena2
    Well now, aren't you as gay as a two dollar bill!
    Son, if you find my name to be humorous and feel the need to mock me then you could at least do me the courtesy of getting the phrase correct.

    It goes like this:

    Queerer than a three dollar bill.
    I think you will find that the word "queerer" here does in fact mean "odd, strange or unique" and not homosexual. It is "strange" because the US Mint has never minted a three dollar bill.

    On the other hand the mint has issued a two dollar bill a number of times, most recently in 2006.

    Now piss off and go back to your comic books and video games.
    Daniel 5:16-18 "Let thy gifts be to thyself, and give thy rewards to another; yet I will read the writing unto the king, and make known to him the interpretation."

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    • Phenomena2
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • May 2011
      • 1

      #17
      Re: Hello from le Canadiana

      Originally posted by Marisa L Sanchez View Post
      Shouldn't you be at school or doing vandalisms or something?
      Shouldn't you be at your street corner, you dirty fucking slut. As woman, you have no right to speak with me directly. You are not a person. God hates you. Do some fucking laundry. Whore.

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      • HTannor
        America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2009
        • 2612

        #18
        Re: Hello from le Canadiana

        Well, this thread has certainly gone downhill since Mr. Creepy introduced himself.
        The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

        "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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        • MartinIgnorance
          Unsaved trash, scientologist queerboy
          • May 2011
          • 23

          #19
          Re: Hello from le Canadiana

          Originally posted by HTannor View Post
          Well, this thread has certainly gone downhill since Mr. Creepy introduced himself.
          Hello,

          Is there anything that can be done? I would like to make friends in the community, but I don't understand what I have done wrong, for this to turn out like this...

          Thank You,

          Martin Lawrence
          A stone is heavy, and the sand weighty; but a fool's wrath is heavier than them both. Proverbs 27:3

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          • Alphonse Alban
            Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
             
            • Feb 2011
            • 5724

            #20
            Re: Hello from le Canadiana

            Originally posted by Phenomena2 View Post
            Shouldn't you be at your street corner, you dirty piffleing slut. As woman, you have no right to speak with me directly. You are not a person. God hates you. Do some piffleing laundry. Whore.
            Shocking, a heathen starts to rage after few posts. I quess I would be bitter too, if God would not be in my life.

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            • Pastor Isaac Peters
              Senior Pastor
              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
              Always Biblically correct
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 10639

              #21
              Re: Hello from le Canadiana

              Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
              Shocking, a heathen starts to rage after few posts. I quess I would be bitter too, if God would not be in my life.
              Indeed, Brother. The unsaved must live sad, sad lives if they have nothing better to do than to spew their hatred.
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              • HTannor
                America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2009
                • 2612

                #22
                Re: Hello from le Canadiana

                Originally posted by MartinLawrence View Post
                Hello,

                Is there anything that can be done? I would like to make friends in the community, but I don't understand what I have done wrong, for this to turn out like this...

                Thank You,

                Martin Lawrence

                Marty, you have done nothing wrong - especially now that you have shown yourself to be an old, somewhat creepy, white guy - with a really weird beard.

                Your introduction got sadly out of hand. There's not any possibility that some of those wackos are groupies of yours, is there?

                We are a jovial, friendly group that welcomes those who come to us seeking friendship and help in leaving their despicable, sinful lifestyles behind.

                Those that are willing to embrace our Good Book - the KJV1611 - will always be able to find a warm, loving home with us.
                The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                • MartinIgnorance
                  Unsaved trash, scientologist queerboy
                  • May 2011
                  • 23

                  #23
                  Re: Hello from le Canadiana

                  Originally posted by HTannor View Post
                  Marty, you have done nothing wrong - especially now that you have shown yourself to be an old, somewhat creepy, white guy - with a really weird beard.

                  Your introduction got sadly out of hand. There's not any possibility that some of those wackos are groupies of yours, is there?

                  We are a jovial, friendly group that welcomes those who come to us seeking friendship and help in leaving their despicable, sinful lifestyles behind.

                  Those that are willing to embrace our Good Book - the KJV1611 - will always be able to find a warm, loving home with us.
                  Hello!

                  I certainly don't think the people who are abusing this thread are related to me. I live a somewhat secluded way of life, and work from home. I don't meet many new people.

                  Thank You everyone for a warm welcome!

                  Martin Lawrence
                  A stone is heavy, and the sand weighty; but a fool's wrath is heavier than them both. Proverbs 27:3

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                  • HTannor
                    America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 2612

                    #24
                    Re: Hello from le Canadiana

                    Originally posted by MartinLawrence View Post

                    I certainly don't think the people who are abusing this thread are related to me. I live a somewhat secluded way of life, and work from home. I don't meet many new people.
                    Okay, I'll accept that they may not be relatives.

                    However, with your secluded lifestyle, is it possible these people could be from the internet porno chat rooms you belong to and they just followed you here?
                    The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                    "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                    • MartinIgnorance
                      Unsaved trash, scientologist queerboy
                      • May 2011
                      • 23

                      #25
                      Re: Hello from le Canadiana

                      Originally posted by HTannor View Post
                      Okay, I'll accept that they may not be relatives.

                      However, with your secluded lifestyle, is it possible these people could be from the internet porno chat rooms you belong to and they just followed you here?
                      Hello,

                      I don't believe that is the case. I believe that I mentioned being married. And with all honesty, my beloved one would not be happy if I visited dirty websites that relate to pornography in any way.

                      Thank You,

                      Martin Lawrence
                      A stone is heavy, and the sand weighty; but a fool's wrath is heavier than them both. Proverbs 27:3

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                      • Didymus Much
                        Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 14079

                        #26
                        Re: Hello from le Canadiana

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556

                          #27
                          Re: Hello from le Canadiana

                          Dear Godmocker;

                          What is that satanic-looking logo in your avatar? What church do you attend up there in Cannukistan?

                          YIC,

                          --Pastor Ezekiel
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Brother Enoch
                            The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2008
                            • 4392

                            #28
                            Re: Hello from le Canadiana

                            Hello Martin. I understand you live in Canada. Why? Are you crippled in some way that prevents you from making your way to the border? Do you have a criminal record for pedophilia that prevents access to the Godly United States of America? What is it that traps you in that frigid, barren hellhole of a country?

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                            • MartinIgnorance
                              Unsaved trash, scientologist queerboy
                              • May 2011
                              • 23

                              #29
                              Re: Hello from le Canadiana

                              Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                              I am a Christian!

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              Dear Godmocker;

                              What is that satanic-looking logo in your avatar? What church do you attend up there in Cannukistan?

                              YIC,

                              --Pastor Ezekiel
                              Hello,

                              I am not sure what my logo is, but I find it looks what people consider 'cool' nowadays, with its intricate patterns. As an old man, I try to keep up with the trends.

                              Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                              Hello Martin. I understand you live in Canada. Why? Are you crippled in some way that prevents you from making your way to the border? Do you have a criminal record for pedophilia that prevents access to the Godly United States of America? What is it that traps you in that frigid, barren hellhole of a country?
                              Hello,

                              I visit the Holy States often, but I am not going to be moving there until the government changes! Have you seen the man who "rules" the country?!

                              Thank You,

                              Martin Lawrence
                              A stone is heavy, and the sand weighty; but a fool's wrath is heavier than them both. Proverbs 27:3

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                              • Zechariah Smyth
                                Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                                True Christian™
                                • Feb 2011
                                • 15251

                                #30
                                Re: Hello from le Canadiana

                                Originally posted by MartinLawrence View Post
                                ***lies and lies and lies and I am not sure what my logo is load of crap load of crap load of crap ***
                                Are you a Scientologist, boy?



                                Yours in Christ,

                                Z. Smyth
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