[MartinIgnorance]

Re: Hello from le Canadiana

Are you a Scientologist, boy?



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Isn't scientology a science of machines? Sorry, I don't follow what you are saying.

God Bless,

Margin Larence.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello from le Canadiana

Isn't scientology a science of machines? Sorry, I don't follow what you are saying.

God Bless,

Margin Larence.

What I'm saying is that you are on the verge of being asked to leave. Make sense, boy. Tell us about your relationship with Jesus, or bugger off.

[Sister Kitty]

Re: Hello from le Canadiana

What I'm saying is that you are on the verge of being asked to leave. Make sense, boy. Tell us about your relationship with Jesus, or bugger off.

And by your relationship with Jesus, Pastor Ezekiel does not mean your relationship with your 12 year old Mexican houseboy, little man.

[MartinIgnorance]

Re: Hello from le Canadiana

Hello,

I apologize I haven't been able to reply to your postings earlier. I was busy building robots.

I do not understand why I am receiving such a harsh treatment? I am open to Christian ways and want to follow your bible. Am I not able to get help on how to be saved here?

Thank You,

Martin Lawrence

P.S. The robot I build, will be used to read Bible passages to the lost souls!

[RevDrJack]

Re: Hello from le Canadiana

Hello,

I apologize I haven't been able to reply to your postings earlier. I was busy building robots.

I do not understand why I am receiving such a harsh treatment? I am open to Christian ways and want to follow your bible. Am I not able to get help on how to be saved here?

Thank You,

Martin Lawrence

P.S. The robot I build, will be used to read Bible passages to the lost souls!

So this robot will be able to speak? I suspect you do not love JESUS.

Rev 13:15 And he had power to give life unto the image of the beast, that the image of the beast should both speak, and cause that as many as would not worship the image of the beast should be killed.

[HTannor]

Re: Hello from le Canadiana

Hello,

I apologize I haven't been able to reply to your postings earlier. I was busy building robots.

So this robot will be able to speak? I suspect you do not love JESUS.

Far be it from me to interfere with relationships beyond our borders, but I suggest you two get together for an up-close and personal counseling session.

Reverend: You could offer intense bible study dealing with really rough representations of mankind's need to learn the road to true salvation.

Canuckistani: I suggest you go on your knees before this Man of God® and accept what he has to offer. I'm sure the lessons will be hard, but offered in a loving manner.

Once you two have resolved the issues, perhaps you can move into that frog section of your nation and bring them to salvation. The harder the lessons, the better.

[RevDrJack]

Re: Hello from le Canadiana

Far be it from me to interfere with relationships beyond our borders, but I suggest you two get together for an up-close and personal counseling session.

Reverend: You could offer intense bible study dealing with really rough representations of mankind's need to learn the road to true salvation.

Canuckistani: I suggest you go on your knees before this Man of God® and accept what he has to offer. I'm sure the lessons will be hard, but offered in a loving manner.

Once you two have resolved the issues, perhaps you can move into that frog section of your nation and bring them to salvation. The harder the lessons, the better.

Your honor, I have no interest in seeing this man until he smashes that talking idol, renounces science and reads the KJV.

Let me get him started on the basics:

Exo 20:3 Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
Exo 20:4 Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth:
Exo 20:5 Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;
Exo 20:6 And shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments.
Exo 20:7 Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.
Exo 20:8 Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.
Exo 20:9 Six days shalt thou labour, and do all thy work:
Exo 20:10 But the seventh day is the sabbath of the LORD thy God: in it thou shalt not do any work, thou, nor thy son, nor thy daughter, thy manservant, nor thy maidservant, nor thy cattle, nor thy stranger that is within thy gates:
Exo 20:11 For in six days the LORD made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that in them is, and rested the seventh day: wherefore the LORD blessed the sabbath day, and hallowed it.
Exo 20:12 Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee.
Exo 20:13 Thou shalt not kill.
Exo 20:14 Thou shalt not commit adultery.
Exo 20:15 Thou shalt not steal.
Exo 20:16 Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.
Exo 20:17 Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.

Yours in the precious name of JESUS CHRIST.

[HTannor]

Re: Hello from le Canadiana

Your honor, I have no interest in seeing this man until he smashes that talking idol, renounces science and reads the KJV.

You are restoring my faith in those that deliver the message of the Good Book™. The Blessings of the Lord should befall you.

Now, about the frogs that inhabit quebeckistan. Have you done a pilgrimage into their areas?

Are they hard to convert?

Is it true their bathing habits are somewhat lax?

Is their wine of decent vintage?

Do they drive Renaults or do they prefer something canuckistani made - like Godly Fords®?



These are all important questions.

God forbid they try to cross our borders and bring their love for hockey with them.

Or worse yet, canuckistani football which is an abomination unto the Lord.

[RevDrJack]

Re: Hello from le Canadiana

You are restoring my faith in those that deliver the message of the Good Book™. The Blessings of the Lord should befall you.

Now, about the frogs that inhabit quebeckistan. Have you done a pilgrimage into their areas?

Are they hard to convert?

Is it true their bathing habits are somewhat lax?

Is their wine of decent vintage?

Do they drive Renaults or do they prefer something canuckistani made - like Godly Fords®?



These are all important questions.

God forbid they try to cross our borders and bring their love for hockey with them.

Or worse yet, canuckistani football which is an abomination unto the Lord.

No your honor, I have not pilgrimaged into Qebec as they would probably be hard to convert. Cat Lick everywhere. As for their bathing habits I would not know. Most male quebecers are primped and preened, smelling of perfumes and wearing expensive jeans. Same with the females.

I do not know if their wine is good. I have only seen a disgusting beer called sankount (or Labatt's 50). Leave a Budweiser in the sun all day and then taste it and you will know the taste of sank ount.

I believe they drive all manner of vehicles and are notorious for running red lights. Have not been there since 1976 so things may have changed.


YIC


Col 3:17 And whatsoever ye do in word or deed, do all in the name of the Lord Jesus, giving thanks to God and the Father by him.