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    hello all!

    my name is stephanie and i stumbled upon this site. i live in a very religious town, (not to brag but at one point we had the most churches per capita than any other place in the world), anyways i decided it may be worth my time to join! my favourite bible verse is 1 thessalonians 5:21 "test all things and cling to that which is good"
    how are all of you doing today? nice to be here, and i'm looking forward to potentially getting to know some of you.
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  • #2
    Re: hello all!

    Hello Stephanie!

    I am also a big fan of 1 Thessalonians 5:21, but the version you posted is not from the KJV. Here is how it should read:

    Prove all things; hold fast that which is good.
    Doesn't that sound a lot nicer? Rolls right off the tongue!



    Also, do you have your father's permission to post here?

    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth
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    • #3
      Re: hello all!

      Originally posted by stephanieanne View Post
      my name is stephanie and i stumbled upon this site. i live in a very religious town, (not to brag but at one point we had the most churches per capita than any other place in the world), anyways i decided it may be worth my time to join! my favourite bible verse is 1 thessalonians 5:21 "test all things and cling to that which is good"
      how are all of you doing today? nice to be here, and i'm looking forward to potentially getting to know some of you.
      Hi Stephanie and welcome. You say you come from a very religious town with lots of Churches, but be honest, how many of the congregation have actually read the whole Bible? have you? It is easy to fill up buildings with mindless lemmings. I hope you are different.

      Greetings

      Jack
      Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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      I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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      • #4
        Re: hello all!

        Welcome to God's favorite forum, miss. How many sons have you given your Husband? Jesus needs future Christian soldiers you know.

        If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

        If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

        You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

        Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #5
          Re: hello all!

          Excuse my usage of the wrong version, I was going off of the version of that quote I learned when I was younger, from now on i'll be sure to use the kjv version, you're right- it sounds SO much better! And of course I have my father's permission, I never do anything without my father approving first.

          Jack, thanks for the welcome! In all honesty, i'm sure most of them have not completely read the bible, it's a shame, because they're missing out on some great words. Most of the people there are just children from the community there to socialize, instead of being social with their peers they should be speaking to God and making good life choices. As for me, I have read the bible entirely, as I was made when I was but a child. I'm proud to be different from the majority, and I hope that the others in my community can follow in the example i'm trying to portray to them

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          • #6
            Re: hello all!

            Originally posted by stephanieanne View Post
            Excuse my usage of the wrong version, I was going off of the version of that quote I learned when I was younger, from now on i'll be sure to use the kjv version, you're right- it sounds SO much better! And of course I have my father's permission, I never do anything without my father approving first.

            Jack, thanks for the welcome! In all honesty, i'm sure most of them have not completely read the bible, it's a shame, because they're missing out on some great words. Most of the people there are just children from the community there to socialize, instead of being social with their peers they should be speaking to God and making good life choices. As for me, I have read the bible entirely, as I was made when I was but a child. I'm proud to be different from the majority, and I hope that the others in my community can follow in the example i'm trying to portray to them
            Well if you have read the entire Bible you are better than 90% of the unsaved trash, lukewarm selective Christians and idol worshipping catholics who turn up here. Have you tried to get the rest of your town to read the whole Bible?

            YiC

            Jack
            Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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            I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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            • #7
              Re: hello all!

              Welcome Stephanie. I trust your husband has filed a permission slip for you with Miss Cookie in the Church office. I'll check later.

              How many sons have you born for Jesus? What cleaning agents work best and what ones become toxic if mixed? Does your husband like your pie best when it is all hot and oozing or does he prefer it a bit cooler and thicker?
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • #8
                Re: hello all!

                Originally posted by stephanieanne View Post
                I never do anything without my father approving first.
                Me too!

                Isn't it great to make your father and your Father happy all the time?
                I Jesus!

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                • #9
                  Re: hello all!

                  Originally posted by Felicity View Post
                  Me too!

                  Isn't it great to make your father and your Father happy all the time?
                  it really is such a pleasure for me to wake up each morning and know that i'm making the two most influential men in my life happy.

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