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[DJKeemstar]

Hello,
My name is Daniel. I am 31 years old. I have a wife (formerly) and four kids. My wife died in a car accident (she was run over). After she died, my kids and I felt pretty lonely. Until a friend told me I should read the Bible. So I started reading it. Pretty good book. My favorite verse is John 1:17. Thank you.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Hello,
My name is Daniel. I am 31 years old. I have a wife (formerly) and four kids. My wife died in a car accident (she was run over). After she died, my kids and I felt pretty lonely. Until a friend told me I should read the Bible. So I started reading it. Pretty good book. My favorite verse is John 1:17. Thank you.

That's a shame about your wife: I wonder what she did to anger God? At least she had the decency to plop out some kids (hopefully boys!!!) beforehand.

Can you provide a link to the news story about her death? I want to add it to my scrapbook of righteous smitings.

<--- 3 halos!

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[James Hutchins]

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Did the police arrest you for running over your wife or was it deemed an 'accident'?

[DJKeemstar]

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That's a shame about your wife: I wonder what she did to anger God? At least she had the decency to plop out some kids (hopefully boys!!!) beforehand.

Can you provide a link to the news story about her death? I want to add it to my scrapbook of righteous smitings.

<--- 3 halos!

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

As to the kids, three boys and one girl. I wouldn't mind having more girls as the boys do roughhouse all the time. That means I have to restore order in the household, but they don't put up a fight.

My wife. Well, it's right here. http://www.action3news.com/story/146...woman-in-crash
This is exactly why I tell my oldest son (John, 8) never to get involved with drugs. I don't know if God willed it or not, but if so why would God also damn the life of that evil driver too? Keep in mind, we weren't religious before it happened. Except this is sort of a revelation for me. I think it shows that if I am devoted, God will always have time for me.

Thank you for your kindness.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum. I'm wondering what your wife did to infuriate Jesus so.

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[DJKeemstar]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum. I'm wondering what your wife did to infuriate Jesus so.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

I read them. Again. Thank you.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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As to the kids, three boys and one girl. I wouldn't mind having more girls as the boys do roughhouse all the time. That means I have to restore order in the household, but they don't put up a fight.

My wife. Well, it's right here. http://www.action3news.com/story/146...woman-in-crash
This is exactly why I tell my oldest son (John, 8) never to get involved with drugs. I don't know if God willed it or not, but if so why would God also damn the life of that evil driver too? Keep in mind, we weren't religious before it happened. Except this is sort of a revelation for me. I think it shows that if I am devoted, God will always have time for me.

Thank you for your kindness.

Well, unless you get married again more girls are out of the question, since that nigra fellow ran over your wife.



I know that the Bible says women can get married again after their husband dies, especially if they have Restless Cooter Syndrome© (1 Corinthians 7:8-9), so I reckon it's OK for the men, too.

YiC,

Z. Smyth

[DJKeemstar]

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Well, unless you get married again more girls are out of the question, since that nigra fellow ran over your wife.



I know that the Bible says women can get married again after their husband dies, especially if they have Restless Cooter Syndrome© (1 Corinthians 7:8-9), so I reckon it's OK for the men, too.

YiC,

Z. Smyth

I meant children. I am not interested in replacing my wife with another woman. Though I am very grateful for your Biblical insight. Thank you Zechariah. I really mean it.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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I meant children. I am not interested in replacing my wife with another woman. Though I am very grateful for your Biblical insight. Thank you Zechariah. I really mean it.

I also meant children: my apologies for being unclear.

(Psalms 141:3) "Set a watch, O LORD, before my mouth; keep the door of my lips."



A new wife would not be a "replacement" but rather a new and biblically-sanctioned source of new Soldiers for Christ© (or daughters).

I of course am presuming that you are still fertile.

YiC,

Z. Smyth

[godismighty]

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Hello and welcome to the friendliest and best forum on the internets

sorry to hear of your wife. thou she was lucky that jesus didn't make her a cripple!

Well Daniel where do you hail from?

[MisterM]

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W. I'm wondering what your wife did to infuriate Jesus so.

She looked like gangsta rapper according to the video, I bet that was the reason.




YiC, M