Hello A New Comer Here

[figment]

Hi I am figment, glad to be here..

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello A New Comer Here

Hi I am figment, glad to be here..

Do you know what the word "introduction" means? It doesn't mean you give us some fake name and tell us you're happy to be here. OF COURSE you're glad to be here. This is God's favorite forum!

Now please tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

[figment]

Re: Hello A New Comer Here

Do you know what the word "introduction" means? It doesn't mean you give us some fake name and tell us you're happy to be here. OF COURSE you're glad to be here. This is God's favorite forum!

Now please tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

Hi Pastor Ezekiel, thanks for your warm welcome and hospitality. I feel like home already in your god's favorite forum. Sorry for the first post, I should have done better in introducing myself.

Firstly, I am not a christian, hence I don't have church to visit every Sunday and I knew Jesus for the first time when I was a kid on tv, there was a preacher repeatedly saying Jesus...jesus...jesus!!!. That's the first time I came to know a guy named Jesus...later on I noticed he is believed to be God by majority of Christians.

My intention joining the forum is to studying about Jesus from you and the rest of the members.

I wonder in the god's favorite forum, according you, a new member is marked as trash...the unsaved trash? Not cool (Sorry it's just my curiosity)

Kind regards

James

[Jedediah]

Re: Hello A New Comer Here

Either people have Holy Ghost fire or they have hell-fire. There are no other options in the economy of God. The way is narrow that leads to life but the way broad that leads to destruction (Matthew 7:13-14). You have said yourself that you are not a Christian, so it follows that you dangle precariously above the fiery abyss that awaits all who reject Christ's kind offer of Redemption.

You can think of hell as a furnace where God takes out the trash. While we, Jesus' elect, will be rewarded with eternal life and prosperity, unsaved trash like yourself will be cast into the eternal trash pit where you will wail until your vocal chords bleed and gnash your teeth so hard they shatter, only to regenerate so that you may endure these torments over and over again for all eternity!

Psalm 1:3-5
And he shall be like a tree planted by the rivers of water, that bringeth forth his fruit in his season; his leaf also shall not wither; and whatsoever he doeth shall prosper.
The ungodly are not so: but are like the chaff which the wind driveth away.
Therefore the ungodly shall not stand in the judgment, nor sinners in the congregation of the righteous.

Matthew 13:41-43
The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity;
And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.
Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

We do not want this for you. We want you to get on your knees and accept Jesus Christ as your personal LORD and Savior, so that you may join us in Heaven. Why else do you think that the LORD has brought you here? Are you prepared to get right with Jesus, or will you continue to wallow in sin and depredation, only to be thrown into the fiery furnace with the rest of the unsaved trash?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello A New Comer Here

My intention joining the forum is to studying about Jesus from you and the rest of the members.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

I wonder in the god's favorite forum, according you, a new member is marked as trash...the unsaved trash? Not cool (Sorry it's just my curiosity)

Kind regards

James

According to the Holy Bible, you are unsaved trash and worthy of being killed by Jesus, sent to hell, and tortured in unspeakably painful ways for all eternity. If you don't like that, then take it up with God.

[figment]

Re: Hello A New Homer Here

Thanks again Pastor Ezekiel and thank you Jedediah for the enlightenment you freely gave to me

[figment]

Re: Hello A New Homer Here

The admin of this forum has altered the title I wrote for this thread form Hello A New Comer Here into Hello A New Homer Here. What's happening to the "True Christians" here, were you inspired by god to do the alteration secretly to mock me?

[Born Again Bob]

Re: Hello A New Homer Here

The admin of this forum has altered the title I wrote for this thread form Hello A New Comer Here into Hello A New Homer Here. What's happening to the "True Christians" here, were you inspired by god to do the alteration secretly to mock me?

Dear Friend,

It's not showing up as "Homer" for me. Do you have a personal issue you need to share?

Yours in Him,
bab

[Little Donkey]

Re: Hello A New Homer Here

The admin of this forum has altered the title I wrote for this thread form Hello A New Comer Here into Hello A New Homer Here. What's happening to the "True Christians" here, were you inspired by god to do the alteration secretly to mock me?

Maybe someone (preferably YOU) could alter the text of your posts to make them less whiny and pathetic sounding. If it looks liberal and it sounds liberal... it's a liberal

You were probably smoking your LSD pipe and imagined it.

[figment]

Re: Hello A New Comer Here

Born Again Bob & Little Donkey

I don't have personal issue nor whining misters, the title was indeed altered by someone in this forum to make fun of me! The mysterious man has put the word "Comer" back to its place after I found out about it and launched a protest earlier. It's strange I encounter this in the so-called god's favorite forum.

Regards

[Nobar King]

Re: Hello A New Comer Here

This forum isn't about whether you're a homer or a comer. Do you have anything nice to say about Jesus Christ?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Hello A New Comer Here

Born Again Bob & Little Donkey

I don't have personal issue nor whining misters, the title was indeed altered by someone in this forum to make fun of me! The mysterious man has put the word "Comer" back to its place after I found out about it and launched a protest earlier. It's strange I encounter this in the so-called god's favorite forum.

Regards

They like to have their little games, I mean do you think this avatar was my idea?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello A New Comer Here

Born Again Bob & Little Donkey

I don't have personal issue nor whining misters, the title was indeed altered by someone in this forum to make fun of me! The mysterious man has put the word "Comer" back to its place after I found out about it and launched a protest earlier. It's strange I encounter this in the so-called god's favorite forum.

Regards

I see. So everyone is out to get you? How long have you felt this way? Are you sure it is not part of your imagination?

[godismighty]

Re: Hello A New Comer Here

They like to have their little games, I mean do you think this avatar was my idea?

yes.

[Born Again Bob]

so you were a homer but now you're not? Praise Him!

Born Again Bob & Little Donkey

I don't have personal issue nor whining misters, the title was indeed altered by someone in this forum to make fun of me! The mysterious man has put the word "Comer" back to its place after I found out about it and launched a protest earlier. It's strange I encounter this in the so-called god's favorite forum.

Regards

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