How to make wife submit

[John Paul]

Jesus is my everything, He is my all. He controls everything that I do.

Wives, submit to your own husbands, as to the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife even as Christ is the head of the church, his body, and is himself its Savior. Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit in everything to their husbands.
—Ephesians 5:22-33

I whole heartedly agree with this. However, despite the numerous spankings that I give my ungrateful wife, she still refuses to submit to me. What punishment can I give her that will make her completely understand that she is my slave, not my master? And that what I am doing will make her a better person.

[Nobar King]

Re: How to make wife submit

Maybe you could describe your spanking method? You might need to increase the intensity or the frequency of the spankings until she understands you.

[MisterM]

Re: How to make wife submit

I used to use Ude Garami or Hadaka Jime. After first few times she passed out, she really started to submit. Of course I don't do them anymore now that I'm True Christian, they are part of sport that makes you hormersexual and won't practice it anymore. Fortunately my wife knows her place nowadays, so there is no problems.

YiC, M

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: How to make wife submit

Tell us more about yourself friend.
Then we'll talk spanking.

[HTannor]

Re: How to make wife submit

However, despite the numerous spankings that I give my ungrateful wife, she still refuses to submit to me. What punishment can I give her that will make her completely understand that she is my slave, not my master? And that what I am doing will make her a better person.

I believe your first mistake was marrying this person and then trying to discipline her.

You are now faced with redoubling your efforts in order to control the wench.

At such a time she croaks (please consult with Brother James Hutchins as he has great experience in this field) you should be more careful in selecting your next wife. Get her properly conditioned before you marry her.

[Holywellsapian]

Re: How to make wife submit

Jesus is my everything, He is my all. He controls everything that I do.

Wives, submit to your own husbands, as to the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife even as Christ is the head of the church, his body, and is himself its Savior. Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit in everything to their husbands.
—Ephesians 5:22-33

I whole heartedly agree with this. However, despite the numerous spankings that I give my ungrateful wife, she still refuses to submit to me. What punishment can I give her that will make her completely understand that she is my slave, not my master? And that what I am doing will make her a better person.

I think your fighting a lost cause here John Paul.
Its far to late to start conditioning her now. The True Christians are right you should of taken a firmer hand with her in the first place. A swift back hand across the face usually does the trick if not put your hands around her neck. She will soon come round to stand in line and know her place.

[Sally Paulson]

Re: How to make wife submit

Nice to meet you, John Paul. By the way, don't you sorry that having the same name as recently-damned-to-hell pope might lead to people getting the wrong idea?

You know, altarboys rubbing up against you, inviting you to bring-your-own-communion-wine orgies?

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: How to make wife submit

I had always hoped that John Paul's successor would have taken the name George Ringo

[James Hutchins]

Re: How to make wife submit

Welcome John. How many sons have you pulled from your wife for Jesus?