Hello from Slixor

[landoverlover]

Re: Hello from Slixor

Me and my wife are planning on moving to Orlando next year, after my second son is born and well. She is currently seven months pregnant with him. My first child is just two years old now and he has been speaking for only three months. As soon as we move back he will be reading and he will be able to read the Bible. It is true what they say about England, they are (mostly) ignorant of religion! For example, we have several thousand people in our town but we have thirty regulars at the church! I eagerly await moving back to where I believe I should be, where my family should be.

I thank Jesus that I found this site, I know it will help me become saved.

Welcome, friend. Congratulations on remaining faithful in a land of godmockers and heathen catlickers. Your choice of Florida is an excellent one. Outside of Mississippi, Florida is the place with the most sanity and Christian love. Except it's full of darky Cubans. They are to be avoided at all costs.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Hello from Slixor

At least the scriptural misunderstanding has been cleared up. I've never known anyone whose favorite scripture was "(For his disciples were gone away unto the city to buy meat.)"

[slixor]

Re: Hello from Slixor

Oops yes I must have missed out the 1
I have already ordered a copy of the KJV from Amazon, I should get it soon (my current Bible does not even state what version it is)

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello from Slixor

Hello Slixor,

A minor point, but your quote is actually from 1 John 4:8, and the KJV of it would be:

"He that loveth not knoweth not God; for God is love."

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[slixor]

Re: Hello from Slixor

Believe it or not, the English here do believe in Jesus as well, but they do not dedicate their entire lives to religion like He intended us to do so. Many people claim to be Christians but some don't even own Bibles! How wrong is that?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hello from Slixor

Welcome, Slixor! What can you tell us about your home planet? Do they worship Jesus in the star system from whence you came?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello from Slixor

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[slixor]

Re: Hello from Slixor

Me and my wife are planning on moving to Orlando next year, after my second son is born and well. She is currently seven months pregnant with him. My first child is just two years old now and he has been speaking for only three months. As soon as we move back he will be reading and he will be able to read the Bible. It is true what they say about England, they are (mostly) ignorant of religion! For example, we have several thousand people in our town but we have thirty regulars at the church! I eagerly await moving back to where I believe I should be, where my family should be.

I thank Jesus that I found this site, I know it will help me become saved.

[Youth Minister Harry]

Re: Hello from Slixor

Praise Jesus! Trapped in a filthy tooth-impaired place like England, you were still able to reach out to the Lord's Internet Web Network and find us. When do you plan to be saved in God's Chosen Nation? How old are your sons? When do you plan to send them to the U.S. to be saved? Please let me know how I can help!
Please.

Welcome to the friendliest and Godliest forums around!

Slathered In His Glorious Red Love Of Salvation,
Harry Lester

[slixor]

Re: Hello from Slixor

Welcome, friend. How did Jesus lead you here; how did you find us?

What church do you attend?

Why did your parents move from America to England?

YIC

Hello there. A friend linked me to a thread on the forums about Portal 2 and how it encourages anal sex and having sex with yourselves. I began to read the thread and I pretty much agreed with all that was said there! I took a look at the rest of the forum, and I decided to register.

I attend the Biggleswade Baptist Church in England, http://www.bbchurch.org.uk/ and I go there twice every Sunday.

I do not know why my parents decided to move to England, I have asked them and they won't tell me. My grandparents live in Florida, and we visit them every year for Thanksgiving.

[PetitionLady]

Re: Hello from Slixor

Welcome, friend. How did Jesus lead you here; how did you find us?

What church do you attend?

Why did your parents move from America to England?

YIC

[slixor]

Hi. My name is Slixor. It's about time I introduced myself.

I'm now twenty-six years old, and I found Jesus. Since, my life has been great, I now have a purpose. I go to church every Sunday, and I love it. My favourite verse is John 4:8 (Whoever does not love does not know God, because God is love.)

But I did not always be this way. I used to be unconvinced, but once when I was just twelve years old I was help up at gunpoint as a hostage in a shop robbery, and I prayed to God. I prayed to be let go, to be freed. And suddenly, He talked to me. I could not hear His voice literally, but I knew exactly what He was telling me. And moments later, I was thrown to the ground, and the man was arrested. Ever since, I've learned to love Jesus and I read the Bible regularly.

I was born in England and I have lived in England my entire life, but both my parents were born in America and lived in America until they married, and they moved here. Religion is scarce here in England, I try my best to encourage others to visit church more often, to no avail unfortunately.

And that's it about me, for today. I noticed you have a very nice community here, and you encourage Christianity in the same ways I do. I take the Holy Bible literally, as everything inside it is true, and that is the way it is meant to be read. Thank you for reading.