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  • #16
    Re: Ex-Jew Looking For Salvation

    Originally posted by InHisGlory View Post
    Hasidic mohel Rabbis are known for performing circumcision with their mouth. After removing the foreskin, they proceed to suck the blood with their mouth directly on the child's genitalia. In New York, the practice came into question after a Rabbi effectively transmitted herpes-1 to several children, killing two of them.

    This is just one of the many horrors of being Jewish. I am blessed with the wisdom to accept Jesus as my only Savior.
    Does evil know no bounds?

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    • #17
      Re: Ex-Jew Looking For Salvation

      Originally posted by New Creation View Post
      Does evil know no bounds?
      This is why we have to guide the Joos into accepting Jesus. Forceful conversion isn't off the table either.
      “While the form of treachery varies slightly from case to case, liberals always manage to take the position that most undermines American security.”
      --Ann Coulter--

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      • #18
        Re: Ex-Jew Looking For Salvation

        Originally posted by InHisGlory View Post
        This is why we have to guide the Joos into accepting Jesus. Forceful conversion isn't off the table either.

        Oh oh. That's no nice. Is like rape a liitle no? Just forcefull 'relations'...no?

        Plus 'forcefull' conversion can never be TRUE conversion.
        Mine was voluntair and there four genuine.

        I'm no aproving of your insinuatings, sorry. They're just no nice.

        YIC, Mari.
        Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
        My favorite verse from the Bible is:
        - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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        • #19
          Re: Ex-Jew Looking For Salvation

          Originally posted by InHisGlory View Post
          Shalom aleichem!

          If you're so Jewish, then why are you addressing people with the standard Muslim terrorist greeting?

          You may be hiding it in secret Jew code writing, but I recognize an As-Salaam-Alaikum when I see one!



          I'm not surprised, though. Heck, if the devil can hide Satanic messages in Pat Boone records, there's no reason one of you Al Qaeda fellas can't hide in plain site, masquerading as a Shylock and embedding your sand digger gobbledygook words inside some phlegmy, Jew-sounding syllables!


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          • #20
            Re: Ex-Jew Looking For Salvation

            I think some public acts of contrition are called for, to make sure you are not play-acting:

            1. Eat a pulled pork sandwich in public.
            2. Make a no-interest loan.
            3. Tear up your autographed copy of The Protocols Of The Elders of Zion.
            4. Speak English without making musous-flinging hocking and throat-clearing noises.
            5. Smash your Babs Streisand CD's.

            It would be a start....
            Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

            2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



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            • #21
              Re: Ex-Jew Looking For Salvation

              Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
              If you're so Jewish, then why are you addressing people with the standard Muslim terrorist greeting?

              You may be hiding it in secret Jew code writing, but I recognize an As-Salaam-Alaikum when I see one!



              I'm not surprised, though. Heck, if the devil can hide Satanic messages in Pat Boone records, there's no reason one of you Al Qaeda fellas can't hide in plain site, masquerading as a Shylock and embedding your sand digger gobbledygook words inside some phlegmy, Jew-sounding syllables!
              Shalom aleichem is a traditional Jooish greeting. The rag-headed moon-worshipers simply stole the greeting and slightly changed the spelling.

              Also, I am not a Joo anymore, ever since I turned to Christ for salvation. I follow God's laws and I fear not the proud and their contempt.

              "This [is] my comfort in my affliction: for thy word hath quickened me.
              The proud have had me greatly in derision: [yet] have I not declined from thy law.
              I remembered thy judgments of old, O LORD; and have comforted myself."
              Psa 119:50-52

              Go ahead and mock me, it only makes me closer to God.
              “While the form of treachery varies slightly from case to case, liberals always manage to take the position that most undermines American security.”
              --Ann Coulter--

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              • #22
                Re: Ex-Jew Looking For Salvation

                That is an excellent suggestion, Landoverlover!
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                • #23
                  Re: Ex-Jew Looking For Salvation

                  Those ex-joos, all give me the hebrew-jeebees
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Ex-Jew Looking For Salvation

                    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                    Those ex-joos, all give me the hebrew-jeebees
                    At least they're not practicing Jews! I'll admit, though, that the thought of them having a relapse does give me pause. It's kind of like one of those horror movies where you never know who's infected with the zombie virus and might turn against you when you least expect it!

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                    • #25
                      Re: Ex-Jew Looking For Salvation

                      'Practicing Joos', over 2,000 years and they still do not have it right. Makes you wonder.

                      No, I agree with you. Even though I doubt anyone can every truly be an Ex anything (joo, nigra or homer) I am will to allow them under my roof. Of course I watch them like a hawk, just not with a side arm drawn.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Ex-Jew Looking For Salvation

                        That's wise.

                        As I've said, I have Jewish blood in my veins. I often wonder if my addiction to masturbation and Internet pornography would have been so hard to overcome if I hadn't suffered from that obvious racial handicap.

                        I just count myself fortunate that I don't look too much like this guy:




                        As a general of thumb, the more somebody resembles the above picture, the more Jews they have in their family tree.

                        Parenthetically, I'd like to see where this guy shops for yarmulkes. Looks like he'd need a really big one.
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                        • #27
                          Re: Ex-Jew Looking For Salvation

                          Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                          That's wise.

                          As I've said, I have Jewish blood in my veins. I often wonder if my addiction to masturbation and Internet pornography would have been so hard to overcome if I hadn't suffered from that obvious racial handicap.

                          I just count myself fortunate that I don't look too much like this guy:




                          As a general of thumb, the more somebody resembles the above picture, the more Jews they have in their family tree.

                          Parenthetically, I'd like to see where this guy shops for yarmulkes. Looks like he'd need a really big one.
                          Funny, Ferengis and joos have exactly the same attitude about money.
                          Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

                          2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



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                          • #28
                            Re: Ex-Jew Looking For Salvation

                            Originally posted by landoverlover View Post
                            Funny, Ferengis and joos have exactly the same attitude about money.
                            Not to mention the same rapacious desire to mate with human females.
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                            • #29
                              Re: Ex-Jew Looking For Salvation

                              Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                              Not to mention the same rapacious desire to mate with human females.
                              Does this apply equally to ex-joos as well?

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                              • #30
                                Re: Ex-Jew Looking For Salvation

                                Probably. I just have one quarter Jewish blood, and the resulting carnal urges have certainly caused a lot of problems in my life.
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