[InHisGlory]

Re: Ex-Jew Looking For Salvation

Gene Roddenberry was an atheist. Star Trek is nothing more than a lure for impressionable nerds into Godlessness. Just take a look at the guy's name! Gene! Gene as in DNA! Too clever for a mere coincidence. It's Satan taunting us that he can fill minds with poison right in the open.

I wouldn't be surprised if my Jooish lust for money and Christian blood ever took hold of me again. If our good friend James Hutchins ever invited me over for supper, I would insist that he openly carry a firearm.

All I can do is pray hard and long unto Jesus. Pray that my nose stays straight and pray that I can stay in God's light.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Ex-Jew Looking For Salvation

I try to stay out of prayer closets, as the privacy they provide makes it all too easy to engage in masturbation.

I suspect there are a lot of Catholics who are similarly challenged by the opportunity which the confessional booth represents.

[New Creation]

Re: Ex-Jew Looking For Salvation

Probably. I just have one quarter Jewish blood, and the resulting carnal urges have certainly caused a lot of problems in my life.

That's pretty bad. Do you ever get the urge to start rocking back and forth in your prayer closet?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Ex-Jew Looking For Salvation

Probably. I just have one quarter Jewish blood, and the resulting carnal urges have certainly caused a lot of problems in my life.

[New Creation]

Re: Ex-Jew Looking For Salvation

Not to mention the same rapacious desire to mate with human females.

Does this apply equally to ex-joos as well?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Ex-Jew Looking For Salvation

Funny, Ferengis and joos have exactly the same attitude about money.

Not to mention the same rapacious desire to mate with human females.

[landoverlover]

Re: Ex-Jew Looking For Salvation

That's wise.

As I've said, I have Jewish blood in my veins. I often wonder if my addiction to masturbation and Internet pornography would have been so hard to overcome if I hadn't suffered from that obvious racial handicap.

I just count myself fortunate that I don't look too much like this guy:




As a general of thumb, the more somebody resembles the above picture, the more Jews they have in their family tree.

Parenthetically, I'd like to see where this guy shops for yarmulkes. Looks like he'd need a really big one.

Funny, Ferengis and joos have exactly the same attitude about money.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Ex-Jew Looking For Salvation

That's wise.

As I've said, I have Jewish blood in my veins. I often wonder if my addiction to masturbation and Internet pornography would have been so hard to overcome if I hadn't suffered from that obvious racial handicap.

I just count myself fortunate that I don't look too much like this guy:




As a general of thumb, the more somebody resembles the above picture, the more Jews they have in their family tree.

Parenthetically, I'd like to see where this guy shops for yarmulkes. Looks like he'd need a really big one.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Ex-Jew Looking For Salvation

'Practicing Joos', over 2,000 years and they still do not have it right. Makes you wonder.

No, I agree with you. Even though I doubt anyone can every truly be an Ex anything (joo, nigra or homer) I am will to allow them under my roof. Of course I watch them like a hawk, just not with a side arm drawn.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Ex-Jew Looking For Salvation

Those ex-joos, all give me the hebrew-jeebees

At least they're not practicing Jews! I'll admit, though, that the thought of them having a relapse does give me pause. It's kind of like one of those horror movies where you never know who's infected with the zombie virus and might turn against you when you least expect it!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Ex-Jew Looking For Salvation

Those ex-joos, all give me the hebrew-jeebees

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Ex-Jew Looking For Salvation

That is an excellent suggestion, Landoverlover!

[InHisGlory]

Re: Ex-Jew Looking For Salvation

If you're so Jewish, then why are you addressing people with the standard Muslim terrorist greeting?

You may be hiding it in secret Jew code writing, but I recognize an As-Salaam-Alaikum when I see one!



I'm not surprised, though. Heck, if the devil can hide Satanic messages in Pat Boone records, there's no reason one of you Al Qaeda fellas can't hide in plain site, masquerading as a Shylock and embedding your sand digger gobbledygook words inside some phlegmy, Jew-sounding syllables!

Shalom aleichem is a traditional Jooish greeting. The rag-headed moon-worshipers simply stole the greeting and slightly changed the spelling.

Also, I am not a Joo anymore, ever since I turned to Christ for salvation. I follow God's laws and I fear not the proud and their contempt.

"This [is] my comfort in my affliction: for thy word hath quickened me.
The proud have had me greatly in derision: [yet] have I not declined from thy law.
I remembered thy judgments of old, O LORD; and have comforted myself."
Psa 119:50-52

Go ahead and mock me, it only makes me closer to God.

[landoverlover]

Re: Ex-Jew Looking For Salvation

I think some public acts of contrition are called for, to make sure you are not play-acting:

1. Eat a pulled pork sandwich in public.
2. Make a no-interest loan.
3. Tear up your autographed copy of The Protocols Of The Elders of Zion.
4. Speak English without making musous-flinging hocking and throat-clearing noises.
5. Smash your Babs Streisand CD's.

It would be a start....

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Ex-Jew Looking For Salvation

Shalom aleichem!

If you're so Jewish, then why are you addressing people with the standard Muslim terrorist greeting?

You may be hiding it in secret Jew code writing, but I recognize an As-Salaam-Alaikum when I see one!



I'm not surprised, though. Heck, if the devil can hide Satanic messages in Pat Boone records, there's no reason one of you Al Qaeda fellas can't hide in plain site, masquerading as a Shylock and embedding your sand digger gobbledygook words inside some phlegmy, Jew-sounding syllables!