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  • #31
    Re: Ex-Jew Looking For Salvation

    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
    Probably. I just have one quarter Jewish blood, and the resulting carnal urges have certainly caused a lot of problems in my life.
    That's pretty bad. Do you ever get the urge to start rocking back and forth in your prayer closet?

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    • #32
      Re: Ex-Jew Looking For Salvation

      I try to stay out of prayer closets, as the privacy they provide makes it all too easy to engage in masturbation.

      I suspect there are a lot of Catholics who are similarly challenged by the opportunity which the confessional booth represents.
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      • #33
        Re: Ex-Jew Looking For Salvation

        Gene Roddenberry was an atheist. Star Trek is nothing more than a lure for impressionable nerds into Godlessness. Just take a look at the guy's name! Gene! Gene as in DNA! Too clever for a mere coincidence. It's Satan taunting us that he can fill minds with poison right in the open.

        I wouldn't be surprised if my Jooish lust for money and Christian blood ever took hold of me again. If our good friend James Hutchins ever invited me over for supper, I would insist that he openly carry a firearm.

        All I can do is pray hard and long unto Jesus. Pray that my nose stays straight and pray that I can stay in God's light.
        “While the form of treachery varies slightly from case to case, liberals always manage to take the position that most undermines American security.”
        --Ann Coulter--

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