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  • #1

    Hello

    Hi forum folks,

    I was just redirected here by a dutch website a few days ago, they had some funny .jpg there and the website claimed that they came from here.

    So I was reading some of this stuff and was I wondering.....
    Are you all making some sort of jokes here, or is this forum 100% god serious?.

    I mean a guy who is "a pilot" and believes the earth is flat........
    Women talking about circumcising their daughters and even them self.

    You all must be joking right....?
    This can't be real in 2011.
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  • #2
    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by The Dutch guy View Post
    Hi forum folks,

    I was just redirected here by a dutch website a few days ago, they had some funny .jpg there and the website claimed that they came from here.

    So I was reading some of this stuff and was I wondering.....
    Are you all making some sort of jokes here, or is this forum 100% god serious?.

    I mean a guy who is "a pilot" and believes the earth is flat........
    Women talking about circumcising their daughters and even them self.

    You all must be joking right....?
    This can't be real in 2011.

    we are Dead serious. do you doupt the unchangable word of the LORD? But I doubt it is hard for a mentally handicapped liberal hatheist,like you,to understand this.


    and for the second...this in a introduction subforum meant for introductions not the place to spread the zionist propaganda.
    Brininging true christianity ™ to the Eskimo wastelands of the north!

    Romans 14:1
    As for the one who is weak in faith, welcome him, but not to quarrel over opinions.

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    • #3
      Re: Hello

      Originally posted by godismighty View Post
      we are Dead serious. do you doupt the unchangable word of the LORD? But I doubt it is hard for a mentally handicapped liberal hatheist,like you,to understand this.


      and for the second...this in a introduction subforum meant for introductions not the place to spread the zionist propaganda.

      You cannot tell me your a good believer in the "LORD" when you dare to accuse me of being mentally handicapped.
      A good follower would never ever spread untrue lies like that.

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      • #4
        Re: Hello

        Why not? You just declared;

        1.you came here becouse you saw a picture from our glorious forum.

        2.you think it was funny? why? If i know you hatheists your fun is either fornication,sodomy,bashing true christians becouse you know they are better than you...

        3.your a retard.

        4.your dutch.

        so the conclusion is. your a perverted retarted liberal hatheist.

        sorry, i forgot the "perverted" in the first post ¨

        oh and. please back up your statement with scripture.
        Brininging true christianity ™ to the Eskimo wastelands of the north!

        Romans 14:1
        As for the one who is weak in faith, welcome him, but not to quarrel over opinions.

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        • #5
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by The Dutch guy View Post
          You cannot tell me your a good believer in the "LORD" when you dare to accuse me of being mentally handicapped.
          A good follower would never ever spread untrue lies like that.
          godismighty may not be a perfect True Christian(tm) like myself and others, but he is trying very hard and Jesus is taking notice. You on the other hand, are just some unsaved scum who has come here to mock the Lord and further tarnish your own soul. If godismighty stays on the straight and narrow as he has, he may find himself in Heaven amongst True Christian(tm) brothers and sisters laughing and jeering at you while the flesh is melted off of your bones over and over and over for all eternity. Amen. Then what force will your mockery have, you Godless commie Dutchman?
          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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          • #6
            Re: Hello

            Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
            godismighty may not be a perfect True Christian™ like myself and others, but he is trying very hard and Jesus is taking notice. You on the other hand, are just some unsaved scum who has come here to mock the Lord and further tarnish your own soul. If godismighty stays on the straight and narrow as he has, he may find himself in Heaven amongst True Christian™ brothers and sisters laughing and jeering at you while the flesh is melted off of your bones over and over and over for all eternity. Amen. Then what force will your mockery have, you Godless commie Dutchman?
            Thankyou Billy bob for supporting me in getting this trash limping away
            Brininging true christianity ™ to the Eskimo wastelands of the north!

            Romans 14:1
            As for the one who is weak in faith, welcome him, but not to quarrel over opinions.

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            • #7
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by The Dutch guy View Post
              Hi forum folks,

              I was just redirected here by a dutch website a few days ago, they had some funny .jpg there and the website claimed that they came from here.

              So I was reading some of this stuff and was I wondering.....
              Are you all making some sort of jokes here, or is this forum 100% god serious?.

              I mean a guy who is "a pilot" and believes the earth is flat........
              Women talking about circumcising their daughters and even them self.

              You all must be joking right....?
              This can't be real in 2011.
              Dear Hateful Foreigner;

              This is a Christian forum. We are here to praise Jesus. I give thanks that He has called you here today.

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              If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

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              • #8
                Re: Hello

                I am afraid they are for real.

                Best wel eng dat dit soort mensen dus echt bestaan.


                Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.

                - Ecclesiastes xii.7

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                • #9
                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by Dutch Girl View Post
                  I am afraid they are for real.

                  Best wel eng dat dit soort mensen dus echt bestaan.
                  You seriously think you can insult us in another language and we do not understand it?
                  "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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