[Rev. Friday Obobo]

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Yes I did. After I read your message for the second time, I saw the mistake I made. I started praying and Jesus provided me with an answer. Thank you so much for accepting my apologies dear sister.

God bless,

YiC,

Rev. Friday Obobo

PS. I love that smiley...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Let me introduce myself. I am Rev. Friday Obobo and I live in a small heathen community in Nigeria. I'm trying to convert the local population (mostly pagan and other local beliefs) to True Christianity. So far I've succeeded to 'turn' one family. Let me tell you that iot was a struggle. But with God's help and that of our Lord Jesus C hrist I will prevail.

YIC,

Rev. Friday Obobo.

Dear Reverend Spearchucker;

Thank you for writing me today to admit your disgusting greed. I am sorry to tell you that Nigerians, commonly known as 'niggers', do not go to heaven. They are recycled to make tires and pave roads for white people.

Landover Baptist is the wealthiest church in the world. We are so rich we don't even use black paint. If you are trying to find an accomplice for your crooked deals, please call the Vatican. Do it soon before you die of the AIDS.

God hates you and so do we.

YIC,

Pastor Ezekiel

[RevDrJack]

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Dear Reverend Spearchucker;

Thank you for writing me today to admit your disgusting greed. I am sorry to tell you that Nigerians, commonly known as 'niggers', do not go to heaven. They are recycled to make tires and pave roads for white people.

Landover Baptist is the wealthiest church in the world. We are so rich we don't even use black paint. If you are trying to find an accomplice for your crooked deals, please call the Vatican. Do it soon before you die of the AIDS.

God hates you and so do we.

YIC,

Pastor Ezekiel

Amen, Pastor Ezekiel. Your words are as refreshing as hearing all creation shout GLORY!!!

YIC

[Rev. Friday Obobo]

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Dear Reverend Spearchucker;

Thank you for writing me today to admit your disgusting greed. I am sorry to tell you that Nigerians, commonly known as 'niggers', do not go to heaven. They are recycled to make tires and pave roads for white people.

Landover Baptist is the wealthiest church in the world. We are so rich we don't even use black paint. If you are trying to find an accomplice for your crooked deals, please call the Vatican. Do it soon before you die of the AIDS.

God hates you and so do we.

YIC,

Pastor Ezekiel

Well, thank you for your insight in white American trailertrash culture. I hope your mother is doing well. I doubt it since she is an obese whore with livercancer who's had 6 children from 6 different fathers. Yours is a drunk, unemployed carmechanic who's brain is deformed he can only say; AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! 25 times a day.

I'm gone now. Please, delete my account. I hope you all rot in hell soon.

[Kristin Marlow]

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Dear Reverend Spearchucker;

Thank you for writing me today to admit your disgusting greed. I am sorry to tell you that Nigerians, commonly known as 'niggers', do not go to heaven. They are recycled to make tires and pave roads for white people.

Landover Baptist is the wealthiest church in the world. We are so rich we don't even use black paint. If you are trying to find an accomplice for your crooked deals, please call the Vatican. Do it soon before you die of the AIDS.

God hates you and so do we.

YIC,

Pastor Ezekiel

AMEN ::

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Greetings

Well, thank you for your insight in white American trailertrash culture. I hope your mother is doing well. I doubt it since she is an obese whore with livercancer who's had 6 children from 6 different fathers. Yours is a drunk, unemployed carmechanic who's brain is deformed he can only say; AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! 25 times a day.

I'm gone now. Please, delete my account. I hope you all rot in hell soon.

Dear Hatemonger;

I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first).

Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around.

If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[RevDrJack]

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Well, thank you for your insight in white American trailertrash culture. I hope your mother is doing well. I doubt it since she is an obese whore with livercancer who's had 6 children from 6 different fathers. Yours is a drunk, unemployed carmechanic who's brain is deformed he can only say; AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! 25 times a day.

I'm gone now. Please, delete my account. I hope you all rot in hell soon.

Your unintelligible babblings are probably a direct result of your overindulgence in human flesh. Did you eat your children too?

Good riddance to you. You will burn very nicely with a belly full of abomination.

YIC

[Faith_Machine]

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Dear Reverend Spearchucker;

...Nigerians, commonly known as 'niggers'...

For a second, I mistakenly believed Pastor Ezekiel had broken this forum's rule against using the N-word!

But then I thought about it and realized we are only prohibited from using that word as a pejorative against colored folks. If it is also a commonly used nickname for Nigerians, that would have nothing to do with their being colored, and is clearly just a natural linguistic variation on the root word, "Niger."

[RevDrJack]

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For a second, I mistakenly believed Pastor Ezekiel had broken this forum's rule against using the N-word!

But then I thought about it and realized we are only prohibited from using that word as a pejorative against colored folks. If it is also a commonly used nickname for Nigerians, that would have nothing to do with their being colored, and is clearly just a natural linguistic variation on the root word, "Niger."

When a True Christian™ Pastor makes a typo it is excused. And if it is not a typo who are we to question a Pastor?

YIC

[Faith_Machine]

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As to this issue of cannibalism, I find many references to it in the Bible, but I'm a little unclear as to whether the Bible prohibits it in all cases.

Are there circumstances under which it would be acceptable to eat human flesh?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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As to this issue of cannibalism, I find many references to it in the Bible,

Post the verses.

Are there circumstances under which it would be acceptable to eat human flesh?

Are you talking about queers or niggers? Be careful what you bring up around here, pal. They're always watching.

[Faith_Machine]

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Post the verses.

Ezekiel 5:10

Jeremiah 19:9

2 Kings 6:28

Leviticus 26:29

Genesis 9:3

And that's just for starters.

Are you talking about queers or niggers? Be careful what you bring up around here, pal. They're always watching.

I'm not referring to gay oral sex, if that's what you're asking. I'm referring to eating human flesh for sustenance.

Like, let's say you're a platoon leader in a Godly war against some non-Christian country. Let's say your platoon has been cut off from all supply lines for several weeks, and your men are starving. And let's say there are numerous of your enemy's dead, strewn about the battlefield. Under those circumstances, would it really be so bad to throw a few of your enemy's fallen soldiers into a pot and make some stew?

And as long as you're doing that, let's say maybe you have some enemy prisoners of war. Why not let them see you butchering and eating their fallen comrades? That way, if and when they ever get loose, they will spread stories about you which will strike fear into the craven hearts of your enemies!

Anyway, these are just some ideas I had.

[RevDrJack]

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Ezekiel 5:10

Jeremiah 19:9

2 Kings 6:28

Leviticus 26:29

Genesis 9:3

And that's just for starters.




I'm not referring to gay oral sex, if that's what you're asking. I'm referring to eating human flesh for sustenance.

Like, let's say you're a platoon leader in a Godly war against some non-Christian country. Let's say your platoon has been cut off from all supply lines for several weeks, and your men are starving. And let's say there are numerous of your enemy's dead, strewn about the battlefield. Under those circumstances, would it really be so bad to throw a few of your enemy's fallen soldiers into a pot and make some stew?

And as long as you're doing that, let's say maybe you have some enemy prisoners of war. Why not let them see you butchering and eating their fallen comrades? That way, if and when they ever get loose, they will spread stories about you which will strike fear into the craven hearts of your enemies!

Anyway, these are just some ideas I had.

Thank you Faith Machine, for those scriptures justifying my belief that God wanted that Godless Nigerian thief to eat his wife and children thus damning him to hell and eternal destruction of fire.

As for the soldiers eating some of the enemy, why not force the enemy to eat some of their prepared fallen comrades which will make them strong enough to work in the fields growing food for the conquerors.

YIC

[Ickie_Menses]

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@ new Creation; I will most certainly do no such thing as moving to America. It is NOT Gods' favourite country and to be frank your attitude is kind of repulsive. We do not use donkeys to move things around here.

Rev. Friday Obobo (not Obanjo, Obonobo or whatever)

Mr. Obobo or whatever you call yourself.... What are you trying to do? Scam these guys?., what, can you name the Village please I am also resident in Nigeria. A village that does not have Electricity but has enough generators to run a cafe?., The people lack all the basic amenities then how is your sons Cyber-cafe thriving., who are the guys patronizing the business?... And where in this country do you use donkeys as a form of transportation?
A bible is the one of the cheapest commodities you can get over here (a KJV 1611 inclusive)... Just gimme an address and I'll send you 1 ok(I will bear the costs until delivery at least we have UPS and DHL that can go to anywhere if the money is right). Get off your bed and do something useful with your life man... Stop giving this country a bad name.

[Ickie_Menses]

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Dear Reverend Spearchucker;

Thank you for writing me today to admit your disgusting greed. I am sorry to tell you that Nigerians, commonly known as 'niggers', do not go to heaven. They are recycled to make tires and pave roads for white people.

Landover Baptist is the wealthiest church in the world. We are so rich we don't even use black paint. If you are trying to find an accomplice for your crooked deals, please call the Vatican. Do it soon before you die of the AIDS.

God hates you and so do we.

YIC,

Pastor Ezekiel

Another Ranting of a fool that has blatantly refused to be informed.....
But Landover pastors are never wrong... Are they?... No... I don't think so... really?

Landover Baptist is the wealthiest church in the world.