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  • #16
    Re: Hello there!!!

    I've heard that the Portugese are greasy burrito chompers and papists to boot. I've heard they're the gypsies of Spain. Is that true?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #17
      Re: Hello there!!!

      If you saw the arsenal we have in the house in Tavira then you would know it is true Pastor, we only keep it on in memory of my family who took possesion of it during W.W.2 as the family living there signed over the deeds to my uncle for no apparent reason and no guns were aimed at them during the transaction.
      The Shela Tansper corrective school for boys 13 to 18 years old

      King James Bible v1611
      A passage a day keeps satan away

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      • #18
        Re: Hello there!!!

        Pastor Ezequiel: I´m afraid it´s true, unfortunately. I pray everyday for God´s forgiveness for being Portuguese! I was a catholic myself, but Jesus saved me!!!

        YiC
        Cristina

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        • #19
          Re: Hello there!!!

          Originally posted by Sweetgirl_dca15 View Post
          I´m from The Açores Island, in Portugal! My husband is Italian, but he has lived his whole life in Portugal.

          My english is quite bad, please fell free to correct me when necessary!

          YiC
          Cristina

          Oosh nossh ummfoosh spshoohspshoozinyo prazicuuuu goooooool, doooo brazeeooo, na marakanahoosh kampyoyshdoomoondoooo.

          Welcome Cristina.
          TO be honest we'd rather suffer your bad English than you best Portuguese.
          So tell us, being an islander, just how inbred are you and your family?
          Islands, you know, have a reputation for producing some wonderful examples of inbred degenerates.

          But welcome anyway, I love your youthful newlywed enthusiasm, freshness and gusto for life and Jesus. Welcome aboard.

          YIC, McU

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          • #20
            Re: Hello there!!!

            Originally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View Post

            Welcome Cristina.
            TO be honest we'd rather suffer your bad English than you best Portuguese.
            So tell us, being an islander, just how inbred are you and your family?
            Islands, you know, have a reputation for producing some wonderful examples of inbred degenerates.

            But welcome anyway, I love your youthful newlywed enthusiasm, freshness and gusto for life and Jesus. Welcome aboard.

            YIC, McU

            What a wonderful welcome, Brother Lost. Your kind words just show how welcoming we are to newcomers here.

            I'm so touched I will recommend to our pastors that they bestow some sort of medal that recognizes your kindness to the lesser breeds of this earth.
            The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

            "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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            • #21
              Re: Hello there!!!

              Welcome Cristina!

              I'm hope you like this friendly (usually) forum!
              You're 18 and marry whit the man of your dreams yet!!
              Wow!
              You are a lucky girl!
              How make it that you are marry!
              Are you 'prenhada' (?) yet?

              I love your foto!
              Is nice to see other happy smiling latina girl here you know!
              I'm from Spain - Bemvinda ao foro! (?)

              Besitos, Mari
              Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
              My favorite verse from the Bible is:
              - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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              • #22
                Re: Hello there!!!

                Dear Lost Sheep,

                Thank you so much for you hospitality!!!

                Well, my grandmother and my grandfather were cousins, so we all look the same in my family. And we all have asthma. I almost got married with a cousin too, but my husband were willing to pay much more for my hand in marriage. Is that what you mean? Sorry for my lack of knowledge.


                YiC
                Cristina

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                • #23
                  Re: Hello there!!!

                  Dear Mari,

                  Thank you! So we are neighbours? Cool!

                  You´re not married yet?? I´ll pray for you so that God will provide you with a true Christian husband soon!

                  I´m not pregnant yet, but I´ll be as soon as my hubby graduates, he wants to wait you see. Then we´ll have thousands of babies! I want to have one every year till my last period.

                  I like your photo too. We could be sisters, but hey, I guess all latinos look similar don´t they.

                  Beijinhos!
                  YiC
                  Cristina

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                  • #24
                    Re: Hello there!!!

                    Hello Brothers and Sisters,

                    This is my new ID now!

                    YiC
                    Cristina

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