[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Hi Everyone!

Sister Mary Mariah,

The term 'bourd' has it's roots deep in the cellar of Fenster's Gear Room, a now defunct messagebourding forum that was shut down much as the good Lord destroyed Babylon or Sodom and Gomorrah due to the sinful nature of it's inhabitants.

Fenster Burnam wails in his posts about the loss of Fenster's Gear Room, lamenting as if he were suffering like Job since he has been deprived of his former cyber-lair. You should inquire with him to get the full story.

The name is "Sister Mary Maria". Maria, not Mariah. I don't call you "You're Retarded", do I?

Anyway, I can't imagine the Lord would care about His favorite language being abused in such a way, and I find it highly annoying, so I may have to start handing out infractions for misuse of "ou".

[Uri Tardehd]

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Sister Mary Maria (with no h),

I would glady support such efforts. Perhaps you could do something about Satan's inclusion of "hugely" in today's vernacular as an accepted adjective.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Sister Mary Maria (with no h),

I would glady support such efforts. Perhaps you could do something about Satan's inclusion of "hugely" in today's vernacular as an accepted adjective.

Baby steps. As long as it's not "hougely", I'll accept it. It's the one thing left over from my unfortunate days as a nun, the desire to rap people over the knuckles with a ruler. Fortunately it's also the one thing that doesn't go against Jesus.

[Talitha]

Re: Hi Everyone!

Sister Talitha,

As a trademarked True Christian sister I would ask that you show mercy to poor brother Burnham. He claims to be a stand up surfingbourder but I have heard rumours in my congregation that he has not mastered the artform yet.

As far as his sexual orientation, he is fixated on Sister LeahD (if she is not a figment of his imagination). You could be his next target, beware the devil in nerds clothing.

As Brother Claude Ely sang: "Get Back, Satan!".
A spiritually uplifiting album if there ever was one.

You seem to know this Fester (spelt with an "L") very well. Are you also from his Gay Surfing Boards?
We can treat Homerism you know

[Uri Tardehd]

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Sister Talitha,

Homerism is not something the good Lord saw fit to include in my life's plan. As a certified Citizens United Not Timid Inspector I have no time for such hell-bound nonsense.

As a matter a fact, I take my job quite seriously and have had many occasions where, during the course of my duties, I have caused many of our sisters to praise God's glorious name to the heavens in their most loud voice.

PRAISE!

[Brother McGregor]

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why do you have a picture of someone mentally disabled in your avatar?
They are an abomination to God and he does not want them...Having an avatar such as the one you have is the equivalent of two men fellating each other.

Also an abomination before God.

[Uri Tardehd]

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Brother McGregor,

All things on earth are God's creations and could not be an abomination. However, two men doing whatever you said certainly would be.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Hi Everyone!

why do you have a picture of someone mentally disabled in your avatar?
They are an abomination to God and he does not want them...Having an avatar such as the one you have is the equivalent of two men fellating each other.

Also an abomination before God.

I sympathize with your observation Brother McGregor, but in this case it could be due to the over aggressive use of forceps during his birth by an incompetent doctor. There is always the possibility that it is due to the sins of the parents being passed on.

[Brother McGregor]

Re: Hi Everyone!

Brother McGregor,

All things on earth are God's creations and could not be an abomination. However, two men doing whatever you said certainly would be.

Any person lesser than whole in body or mind is seen as having a blemish...a blemish is unsightly to God. They are commanded to do all their worship outside of the temple in a different private place.

Leviticus 16
16 And the Lord spake unto Moses, saying, 17 Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread [1] of his God. 18 For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, 19 Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, 20 Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, [2] or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken; 21 No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the Lord made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God. 22 He shall eat the bread of his God, both of the most holy, and of the holy. 23 Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries: for I the Lord do sanctify them. 24 And Moses told it unto Aaron, and to his sons, and unto all the children of Israel.