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  • Fenster Burnham
    Level 5 Sorceror[sic]
    Under Investigation
    • Feb 2008
    • 16
    #1

    Hi Everyone!

    Well, looks like I finally found the intoductions forumn, lol

    Not really sure what to say about myself....I'm middle aged, white male, I enjoy technology, etc. Just here really to talk to people with similar interests I guess.
    What I want to know is did the Corinthians ever write back?
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    • Talitha
      Deaconess
      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2026
      • 15118
      #2
      Re: Hi Everyone!

      Originally posted by Fenster Burnham View Post
      Well, looks like I finally found the intoductions forumn, lol

      Not really sure what to say about myself....I'm middle aged, white male, I enjoy technology, etc. Just here really to talk to people with similar interests I guess.
      Welcome to Our Boards.
      I'm afraid I don't know much about Technology.
      Do you want to talk about Jesus Christ who died (temporarily) for you? (and me)

      Sister Talitha

      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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        • Brother Temperance
          Senior Usher
          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
          A very nice young man
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15621
          #3
          Re: Hi Everyone!

          Originally posted by Fenster Burnham View Post
          Well, looks like I finally found the intoductions forumn, lol

          Not really sure what to say about myself....I'm middle aged, white male, I enjoy technology, etc. Just here really to talk to people with similar interests I guess.
          Whatever made you leave the South in the first place? What's your favourite Bible verse?
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • Fenster Burnham
              Level 5 Sorceror[sic]
              Under Investigation
              • Feb 2008
              • 16
              #4
              Re: Hi Everyone!

              I left the south to move to New Jersey several years ago. I left a small town to follow a lady I was courting. Long story short, it didn't work out, now I am stuck here.


              My favourire bible verse (today at least!) is


              For ever, O LORD, thy word is settled in heaven.
              Thy faithfulness is unto all generations:
              thou hast established the earth, and it abideth.              "
              Psalm 119:89-90 KJV


              Thanks for the warm welcome!

              Your pAL

              Fenster Burnham
              Last edited by Pastor Billy-Reuben; 02-03-2008, 01:08 AM. Reason: Changed to KJV text
              What I want to know is did the Corinthians ever write back?

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                • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                  Senior Pastor
                  VP of Evangelical Outreach
                  On FIRE for Jesus
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 5812
                  #5
                  Re: Hi Everyone!

                  That is an excellent choice of Bible verse, friend. I will, however, have to insist that you use the King James version of the Bible when you post scripture here.

                  I only gave you a warning this time, seeing as it was your first offense.

                  If you don't have a King James Bible yet, you can use this online version until you do get one.

                  If you consider your NIV to be reliable, try this open-Bible quiz. You will be thoroughly disabused of that notion.

                  Pastor Billy-Reuben
                  Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

                  ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
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                    • Fenster Burnham
                      Level 5 Sorceror[sic]
                      Under Investigation
                      • Feb 2008
                      • 16
                      #6
                      Re: Hi Everyone!

                      Thank you brother.
                      What I want to know is did the Corinthians ever write back?

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                        • Brother McGregor
                          Godly Brit
                          True Christian™
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 376
                          #7
                          Re: Hi Everyone!

                          Welcome Fenster...are you a surfer by any chance? If that is you in the avatar...I would ask are you a really skinny nerdy looking surfer by any chance and likely to have very knobbly knees?

                          To you agents of false religions and atheists...
                          Proverbs 16:2
                          All the ways of a man are clean in his own eyes; but the Lord weigheth the spirits.

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                            • Fenster Burnham
                              Level 5 Sorceror[sic]
                              Under Investigation
                              • Feb 2008
                              • 16
                              #8
                              Re: Hi Everyone!

                              Why, yes Brother McGregour! I do stand up surfbourd from time to time. Amazing that you would know that. Praise!
                              What I want to know is did the Corinthians ever write back?

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                                • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                                  Senior Pastor
                                  VP of Evangelical Outreach
                                  On FIRE for Jesus
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 5812
                                  #9
                                  Re: Hi Everyone!

                                  Originally posted by Fenster Burnham View Post
                                  Why, yes Brother McGregour! I do stand up surfbourd from time to time. Amazing that you would know that. Praise!
                                  I pray that you will repent of that.

                                  Pastor Billy-Reuben
                                  Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

                                  ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
                                  Trump / Arpaio 2016 -- The Government We Deserve
                                  #ChristianLivesMatter

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                                    • Talitha
                                      Deaconess
                                      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Mar 2026
                                      • 15118
                                      #10
                                      Re: Hi Everyone!

                                      Originally posted by Fenster Burnham View Post
                                      Why, yes Brother McGregour! I do stand up surfbourd from time to time. Amazing that you would know that. Praise!
                                      You'd be amazed what the Department of Faith digs up about people friend.

                                      Sister Talitha

                                      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                                      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                                      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                                        • Uri Tardehd
                                          Forum Member
                                          Forum Member
                                          • Feb 2008
                                          • 59
                                          #11
                                          Re: Hi Everyone!

                                          Sister Talitha,

                                          As a trademarked True Christian sister I would ask that you show mercy to poor brother Burnham. He claims to be a stand up surfingbourder but I have heard rumours in my congregation that he has not mastered the artform yet.

                                          As far as his sexual orientation, he is fixated on Sister LeahD (if she is not a figment of his imagination). You could be his next target, beware the devil in nerds clothing.

                                          As Brother Claude Ely sang: "Get Back, Satan!".
                                          A spiritually uplifiting album if there ever was one.
                                          If you buy a Hebrew servant, he is to serve you for six years.

                                          Exodus 21:2.5

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                                            • Wide-Open
                                              Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                                              A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                                              Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                                              True Christian™
                                              • Nov 2007
                                              • 18449
                                              #12
                                              Re: Hi Everyone!

                                              Originally posted by Uri Tardehd View Post
                                              He claims to be a stand up surfingbourder but I have heard rumours in my congregation that he has not mastered the artform yet.
                                              Is this the person you speaketh of?

                                              Psalm 81:10:
                                              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                                                • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                                                  Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                                                  One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                                                  Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • Dec 2006
                                                  • 12414
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Hi Everyone!

                                                  What is a "bourd"?
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                                                    • Uri Tardehd
                                                      Forum Member
                                                      Forum Member
                                                      • Feb 2008
                                                      • 59
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Hi Everyone!

                                                      Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                                                      Is this the person you speaketh of?

                                                      No Brother Wide-Open,

                                                      That is not whom I speaketh of. That man is a blasphemer in any case as he uses a traditional Inuit paddle with a playboat style kayak and calls it traditional Greenland style kayaking. The nerve! There is a special corner in hell reserved for such people.
                                                      If you buy a Hebrew servant, he is to serve you for six years.

                                                      Exodus 21:2.5

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                                                        • Uri Tardehd
                                                          Forum Member
                                                          Forum Member
                                                          • Feb 2008
                                                          • 59
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Hi Everyone!

                                                          Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                                                          What is a "bourd"?
                                                          Sister Mary Mariah,

                                                          The term 'bourd' has it's roots deep in the cellar of Fenster's Gear Room, a now defunct messagebourding forum that was shut down much as the good Lord destroyed Babylon or Sodom and Gomorrah due to the sinful nature of it's inhabitants.

                                                          Fenster Burnam wails in his posts about the loss of Fenster's Gear Room, lamenting as if he were suffering like Job since he has been deprived of his former cyber-lair. You should inquire with him to get the full story.
                                                          If you buy a Hebrew servant, he is to serve you for six years.

                                                          Exodus 21:2.5

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