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  • #16
    Re: An Open Letter to New Troublemakers

    Originally posted by Intelligent View Post
    Nobody and I mean nobody has gone to heaven before 1620 when Landover Baptist Church was founded.
    Most people, who want to appear "intelligent", actually familiarize themselves with the subject material before offering opinions, lest they, through ignorance, insert pedal appendages in their oral cavities as you have done.

    There's Enoch, and Lazarus (not the raised-from-the-dead Lazarus, the "rich man and Lazarus" parable Lazarus), the thief from Calvary, and Jesus (obv.).

    Everyone else that's died, including your Gran that the preist/pastor lied to you about, saying, "She's in a better place, now"? Not in Heaven, but not in Hell (yet), either. They're lying, unknowing (Ecclesiastes 9:5), in their graves, waiting for the Resurrection.

    or continue looking foolish. Your choice.

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    • #17
      Re: An Open Letter to New Troublemakers

      Didymus, you know so much about the Bible, why don't you just leap out in faith and accept Jesus? Please? A bunch of us have been praying for the longest time that you would come to Him.
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