[New Creation (Recalcitrant)]

Re: New around her.

Easy there friend. You seem to have a slight attitude problem and that won't get you anywhere around here. Let me help you readjust it:

Hello! Welcome to the forum. We're happy to have you here.



Please read this thread before you go any further as it describes in detail what the Bible says and hence what we believe.

I hope to see you around, making good quality posts and quoting lots of scripture

Yours in Christ,

New Creation

[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: New around her.

You must be a Jew since you forget to read, or at least follow, the teaching of Jesus. If your children are to be traumatized for any reason, I'm sure it'll be mostly due to the fact that the guy raising them is such a hypocritical extremist messianic bigot.

I have been insulted in my time. People have questioned my beliefs and convictions. They have at times even said things about my strict parenting and use of the cane. But, never in my time has anyone gone so far as to call me a jew. That really isn't very Christian behavior and certainly not the type of childish name calling that God's Favorite Forum likes to see from new members.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: New around her.

You're obviously not an expert reader. Usually when replying to a serious of questions, one with an IQ of over 100 would reply in the order of which they were asked. Good game, bro.

Yes, but in this case context clues would suggest that you are a fag.

[landoverlover]

Re: New around her.

I am unaware of what a "new-fangled happy bunny Church" is. Care explaining?



Terribly sorry, Pastor. I attend church at Granger Community in northern Indiana. A minister of youth is one who seeks to help youth share their gifts, grow in life skills, develop a positive self-image, overcome prejudices, develop respect for differences, serve those in need, and foster social change, participate in the sacraments, develop a personal spirituality and prayer life, apply Christian faith to daily life, integrate Christian values, participate in the Church, and develop a personal relationship with Jesus. My name is Gregory, though I go by Greg. I am 21 years old. If there is anything else I didn't mention and you'd like to know, please ask.

Allow me to be specific about why you are a suspicious character. Much of what you wrote is code for satanic false-Christian behavior:

respect for differences usually means turning a blind eye to sinful people and behavior. Fluffy-bunny Christians think being faggots or joos or catlickers is just dandy - you call them tolerable "differences" while God calls them going-to-hell damnation.

apply Christian faith to daily life is code for having some happy-clapper 'youth minister' interpret some horrific modern mushy translation of the Bible to teach them liberal ideas. When, in fact, what is required is to OBEY every word of God's KJV 1611 Bible.

participate in the sacraments usually means catlick voodoo rituals like eating the actual flesh of Jesus and drinking His actual blood through the satanic doctrine of Trans-substantiation.

foster social change is code for a witches brew of liberal claptrap. Liberation theology. Barack HUSSEIN Obama socialism. Voter registration drives for winos and uppity women who will vote for demon-crats. Redistribution of wealth to bums and negroes.

overcome prejudices is satan-speak for climbing into bed with all sorts of trashy people who should be avoided at all costs: Mooslims, femi-nazis, lezbean carpet-munchers, Mormons, Denmarkians, Demon-crats, Swiss, Lutherans, video game players, Methodists, Canuckistanis, French people, midgets.....It's not 'prejudice' to be against God's enemies.

develop a positive self-image is code for doing our youth a disservice by encouraging them to think I'm OK - You're OK no matter what they do. Throw out grades in school, make team sports without scores so no one gets their little feelings hurt, as long as they "feel good" about themselves.

This is why we look askance at your values and credentials. I hope this helps clear things up, friend. Just trying to be helpful and get you on the right path.