Hello!

[Emily-Anne Kirk]

Hi there, my name is Emily-Anne Kirk. I'm eighteen years of age, and I live in Australia, though that's something that will hopefully be changed in the near future!

I was raised by athiests [HOW DID I SURVIVE!?], but I've seen the light and refuse to follow in the path that would surely send me to forever burn in the high flames of hell!

I'm looking forward to meeting some True Christians that could perhaps help me on my path to becoming a righteous person, to leave my old destiny far behind.

I'm not sure what else to say, so I suppose I'll leave it at that. Thank you!

Emily-Anne.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello!

Welcome young lady. How many sons have you slid out for Jesus?

Do you serve a steaming moist pie or a thick cool one?

How long have you dropped to your knees for God's love?

[Emily-Anne Kirk]

Re: Hello!

Welcome young lady. How many sons have you slid out for Jesus?

Do you serve a steaming moist pie or a thick cool one?

How long have you dropped to your knees for God's love?

Oh, none yet, sir. I'm woefully unattached, at the moment. No wholesome Christian men around here!

It depends, but I do prefer steaming-hot moist pies to serve. Thick cool ones can be nice in summer, though!

Only the past two years. But certainly, that will never end!

[TheLordSavedMe]

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Hi Emily!

It's good that you found us! Cuz your REALLLLLLY need to get SAVED quick before you get eaten by a dingo!

Do you read THE KING JAMES BIBLE??? If you don't, you'd better start like reaalllllly soon or else JESUS and GOD might send you to . . .

HELL!!!

Welcome to our forum, you seem nice!





Tammi

[Brother Harold Porter]

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Oh, none yet, sir. I'm woefully unattached, at the moment. No wholesome Christian men around here!

It depends, but I do prefer steaming-hot moist pies to serve. Thick cool ones can be nice in summer, though!

Only the past two years. But certainly, that will never end!

My goodness, young lady!

Welcome to our Godly forum, but the hairstyle is surely why you have trouble attracting a True Christian™ man. Is that a negroidal afro?

The Bible has this to say.

1 Corinthians 11:5-6 "But every woman that prayeth or prophesieth with her head uncovered dishonoureth her head: for that is even all one as if she were shaven."

"For if the woman be not covered, let her also be shorn: but if it be a shame for a woman to be shorn or shaven, let her be covered."

It's clear that you should either cover your head with a modest bonnet or shave that mess off.

In any event, welcome. And we are here to help you find a personal relationship with God, praise Him!

In Christ

[Emily-Anne Kirk]

Re: Hello!

Hi Emily!

It's good that you found us! Cuz your REALLLLLLY need to get SAVED quick before you get eaten by a dingo!

Do you read THE KING JAMES BIBLE??? If you don't, you'd better start like reaalllllly soon or else JESUS and GOD might send you to . . .

HELL!!!

Welcome to our forum, you seem nice!





Tammi

Thank you so much, Tammi. Yes, I real the KJV 1611, it's the only bible I've ever picked up! And dingoes are so scary.

[Emily-Anne Kirk]

Re: Hello!

My goodness, young lady!

Welcome to our Godly forum, but the hairstyle is surely why you have trouble attracting a True Christian™ man. Is that a negroidal afro?

The Bible has this to say.



It's clear that you should either cover your head with a modest bonnet or shave that mess off.

In any event, welcome. And we are here to help you find a personal relationship with God, praise Him!

In Christ

Oh goodness, it's not an afro, I assure you! I had set my hair in curls, and was trying to brush them out neatly, but they resisted! I'll change my picture this instant, I don't want people thinking I'm a negro!

Thank you so much, sir.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello!

Please tell us how you came to love Jesus. How many times were you raped by your filthy atheist parents?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Emily-Anne Kirk]

Re: Hello!

Please tell us how you came to love Jesus. How many times were you raped by your filthy atheist parents?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

My parents were insulting some good, wholesome Baptists from a church near our home...and honestly, I couldn't stand for it any more. They were being so horrible, when they weren't making any sense, whereas the Baptists were making nothing but perfect sense! That night, I knelt, and shut my eyes, and called Jesus into my heart. I felt him deep inside me, and I knew that it was right! I went to the church the next day and got saved properly. It was wonderful. <3

Oh, none...they never did that. I rather think my parents were more interested in little boys...

Yes, thank you so much for the links. I'd read them earlier, but I re-read them, just to make sure everything sunk in. Thank you so much, sir!

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello!

Hello Emily-Anne.

I'm glad I didn't get to see you in an afro (or abo-fro?), as the hairstyle you have in your current avatar looks nice and sensible.

Tell me, what is your favorite Bible verse, and why? There are no wrong answers...I just want to get to know you better.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[landoverlover]

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Oh goodness, it's not an afro, I assure you! I had set my hair in curls, and was trying to brush them out neatly, but they resisted! I'll change my picture this instant, I don't want people thinking I'm a negro!

Thank you so much, sir.

It's not so much the hair, it's the kabuki-mask-painted-on-a-balloon face that is distressing. Are you in good health, friend? Had your blood pressure checked lately? I would hate to see you drop dead prematurely because you (understandably) used Hostess Ho-Ho therapy to cope with your atheist upbringing. When I saw your pic, I shouted GLORY because I thought for a moment Roseann Barr finally got saved.

[Shela Tansper]

Re: Hello!

Hello Emily-Anne please tell me you haven't been sucking the juice out of them witchetty grubs , i was force fed those while i was held hostage in oz, well i think it was them but i was blindfolded

[Emily-Anne Kirk]

Re: Hello!

Zechariah Smyth: Hello. I think it must be 2 Kings 2:23-24. Such rude children...they really got what they deserved, for taunting a man of the lord.

landoverlover: I am in very good health, actually. I'm merely rather pale. I've never had a Hostess Ho-ho before, but I googled it, and they look rather yummy! I'm sorry to have disappointed and distressed you, though...

Shela Tansper: Oh my, how horrible! No, I've never even touched a witchetty grub before, they're nasty little things. I'm so sorry you had to go through that!

[TheLordSavedMe]

Re: Hello!

EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

I just googled witchetty grub!

O M G ! ! !

They are SOOOOOOOOOOO disgusting! People in Austria actually EAT those things?!?!?!?

[Shela Tansper]

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I am so glad i was blindfolded, that is disgusting