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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556
    #16
    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by Willow View Post
    Wow this has gotten surprisingly boring. You go somewhere, tell people about your church and your favourite Bible passage and end up getting told off for.... not doing those things. Clearly abilities to read here have been blinded by divine judgement.
    Feel free to bugger off. This is a Christian forum. Unsaved NOT welcome.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Willow
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Jun 2011
        • 10
        #17
        Re: Hello

        I read it. I see nothing on it that means that I would not be welcome here. Anyhow it was my husband that made me say everything, so by your own rules there's nothing wrong with what I have done.

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          • RevDrJack
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • May 2011
            • 249
            #18
            Re: Hello

            Originally posted by Willow View Post
            I read it. I see nothing on it that means that I would not be welcome here. Anyhow it was my husband that made me say everything, so by your own rules there's nothing wrong with what I have done.
            Your husband? Hold on here! Is your husband's name Olasole Akinbanjo?

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              • Willow
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Jun 2011
                • 10
                #19
                Re: Hello

                Don't worry, my husband is not a fictitious man trying to scam people out of hard earned money. He simply wanted to test the belief of the forum community I wanted to get involved in by making me send certain posts. He also just said something about an american Christian group conspiring to set alight the venues for several atheist conventions around the country.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556
                    #20
                    Re: Hello

                    Is your husband a nancyboy of some kind? Why are you speaking for him? And why are you not getting a good Christian beating for botching the job?
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Willow
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Jun 2011
                        • 10
                        #21
                        Re: Hello

                        I just did as I was told. Why would I be beaten for that? I didn't question him, and did everything as I was told.

                        Anyhow, it is time for me to finish my cleaning chores and go to bed, signing off,

                        'Bored now'...

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556
                            #22
                            Re: Hello

                            Originally posted by Willow View Post
                            I just did as I was told. Why would I be beaten for that? I didn't question him, and did everything as I was told.

                            Anyhow, it is time for me to finish my cleaning chores and go to bed, signing off,

                            'Bored now'...
                            Oops! My bad. I thought you said "banned now."
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • RevDrJack
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • May 2011
                                • 249
                                #23
                                Re: Hello

                                Originally posted by Willow View Post
                                I just did as I was told. Why would I be beaten for that? I didn't question him, and did everything as I was told.

                                Anyhow, it is time for me to finish my cleaning chores and go to bed, signing off,

                                'Bored now'...
                                11:30 pm and you are not done your chores? Your husband should definitely be beating you.

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                                  • Jack O'fagan
                                    With faith as immovable as the Earth
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Feb 2011
                                    • 4836
                                    #24
                                    Re: Hello

                                    Originally posted by Willow View Post
                                    I just did as I was told. Why would I be beaten for that? I didn't question him, and did everything as I was told.

                                    Anyhow, it is time for me to finish my cleaning chores and go to bed, signing off,

                                    'Bored now'...
                                    I have noticed that people only get bored just after they have been shown to be wrong.

                                    YiC

                                    jack
                                    Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                                    I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                                      • RevDrJack
                                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                                        • May 2011
                                        • 249
                                        #25
                                        Re: Hello

                                        Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                                        I have noticed that people only get bored just after they have been shown to be wrong.

                                        YiC

                                        jack
                                        Brother Jack, liars get bored when they can't tell anymore lies. They fall asleep when they hear the truth.

                                        Jack

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                                          • landoverlover
                                            Also loves Jesus and America
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Jul 2010
                                            • 828
                                            #26
                                            Re: Hello

                                            Originally posted by Willow View Post
                                            Shela, I am not saying some of it isn't true, I don't think that at all. The Bible I accept as true, it is just King James' mistake that I think should be corrected, as many will blindly follow it despite it being a falsehood, as his translation of 'witch' instead of 'thief' was not true to God's word.

                                            Sorry I saw your reply after I replied already, so had to wait 5 minutes before I could submit my reply to you.

                                            And no I'm not a character from Buffy.
                                            Thief, witch, whatever, it's a distinction without a difference. Neither one finds favor with The Lord. Both are damned. Why do you pick nits about it?

                                            Matthew 23:24 Ye blind guides, which strain at a gnat, and swallow a camel.
                                            Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

                                            2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



                                            King James Bible v1611

                                            Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!

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