hello

[jake]

hello! I'm Jake. I found this site and realized it is how i could find the way to salvation. I spend all of my free time in church, and Jesus has shown me the way to your forums. I look forward to the advice that people as wise as yourselves can provide for me.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: hello

Hey Jake! Welcome to God's favorite forum! What church do you attend? How old are you? Please tell us about the path you walked to find Jesus.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[jake]

Re: hello

I do have one question, and forgive me sir, if it has already been posted, I have been on the forums for two hours and haven't found God's answer

are internet forums satanic?
(excluding this one, of course)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: hello

I do have one question, and forgive me sir, if it has already been posted, I have been on the forums for two hours and haven't found God's answer

are internet forums satanic?
(excluding this one, of course)

If you can produce some Scripture that backs you up, I'd be interested in seeing it.

Now why don't you do as I said and use the "search"function before you ask anymore absurd questions.

And we're still waiting to get the answers to the questions I asked, son.

[jake]

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By the way, I am 31 and go to Calvary United Methodist Church

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: hello

By the way, I am 31 and go to Calvary United Methodist Church

I'm sorry to hear that. Methodists are false Christians and fag enablers.

You aren't a queer, are you? huh:

[jake]

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of course I'm not a queer, I fail to see how someone could be a queer simply based on what church they go to. doesn't the new testament say that god loves everyone, even the sinners? but in the old testament he tells us to stone all the sinners? which of his words should I follow? Of course, I always have rocks at hand.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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of course I'm not a queer, I fail to see how someone could be a queer simply based on what church they go to. doesn't the new testament say that god loves everyone, even the sinners? but in the old testament he tells us to stone all the sinners? which of his words should I follow? Of course, I always have rocks at hand.

Funny, I fail to see why a straight person would seek out a church that enables fags.

I defy you to show me in the Bible where it says that God loves sinners.

I don't know what New Testament you've been reading, but in the one God wrote, it says that people who enable fags deserve to die.

Romans 1:26-27,32
26For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
27And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
32Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

[jake]

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Romans 5:6-8
NKJ version

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: hello

Romans 5:6-8
NKJ version

I don't understand. Are you meaning to imply that the Bible contains a contradiction, because I assure you that you are wrong. You have not addressed the fact that the Book of Romans, which you quote, states quite plainly that you, as a Methodist who accepts homosexuals, is deserving of death. How dare you pick and choose which Bible verses to follow! You have found a passage where Paul says that God died for sinners, and tried to imply that this negates in the same Book where it says that Methodist fag-enablers deserve death! You are a hypocrite, and we all know how Jesus felt about hypocrites! He condemned them regularly. A true believer would follow both of these passages, instead of citing one to contradict the other.

[maggy]

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God doesn't play games, Son. Your soul is on fire for the acts that you do, and support, on this earth. I hope you have realized the wrong of your ways so that you may correct it while the Good Lord still has time to do His work in your heart.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: hello

of course I'm not a queer, I fail to see how someone could be a queer simply based on what church they go to. doesn't the new testament say that god loves everyone, even the sinners? but in the old testament he tells us to stone all the sinners? which of his words should I follow? Of course, I always have rocks at hand.

You follow ALL of them, friend. Every single last word in the Holy Bible is what you need to obey, praise Jesus. And perhaps the most important concept contained therein goes like this: Without Sincere Repentance, There Can Be No Salvation!

[jake]

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but aren't you too a hypocrite?! picking and choosing. i feel that you, sir. and your whole congregation. are a cult giving Christianity a bad name. it is a religion of love and acceptance and the love of god and Jesus Christ, not of condemning everything you don't like. rap music, television, sexuality. god doesn't care for such things, he transcends man's petty interests, do you really think he is so concerned about the new N'Sync album? NO. he's not.
because god just loooooooooooooooves the new ****** *********

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: hello

but aren't you too a hypocrite?! picking and choosing. i feel that you, sir. and your whole congregation. are a cult giving Christianity a bad name. it is a religion of love and acceptance and the love of god and Jesus Christ, not of condemning everything you don't like. rap music, television, sexuality. god doesn't care for such things, he transcends man's petty interests, do you really think he is so concerned about the new N'Sync album? NO. he's not.
because god just loooooooooooooooves the new ****** *********

If Jesus "loves and accepts" everyone, why would He create evil? Why create hell?

Isaiah 45:7
I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

Matthew 13:41-42
The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.

[jorgen]

YOU!!!

I have two serious bones to pick with you assholes. FIRST of all, you cocksuckers, I want you to explain to me why I see anti-Muslim propaganda on your page. Dont ever fuck with an adherant to Islam, or the beleif system that outlies said person. I bet your illiterate ass can't even read the Urdu that it's written in, anyway.

SECOND

You thugs are nothing but filthy swine that preys on the week through the art of infiltration. I know how you fuckers function, and I'm on to every single one of you.

THIRD

If I had to pick two words to describe you, I would say, without a doubt, CULTURE DESTROYERS. None of you will live down the things that have been done to the North because of your imperialist ways. Get the FUCK out of the dark ages, dude! Those days are gone, now fucking adapt to the time change!!!