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  • jacksontolar
    Unsaved trash boldly bolding bolded bold words
    • Jun 2011
    • 20

    #46
    Re: A Message to Pastor Ezekiel

    Originally posted by godismighty View Post
    Hello "courage" Welcome to the friendliest forum on the internets

    You do know this is an introduction forum? well as you seem to be retarted. or from mexico here is a easy to fill form for introduction.

    Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.


    Now may I ask you? why do you like to waste valuable hard drive space on gods favourite forum by writing so many un nessecary posts?

    how many soliders for satans legions has your whore given birth to?

    have you concidered castration?


    what is your favourite deathmetal band?

    why do you hate God?


    Everything under the sun has a purpose.

    What are you going to do when your purpose runs out?

    I see that it is almost there.
    A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29457

      #47
      Re: A Message to Pastor Ezekiel

      You are 'preaching to the choir" here. You should be standing on a highway exit ramp saving the lost souls.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • godismighty
        Claims not to be a communist or eskimo
        because, you know, they never lie...
        Forum Member
        • May 2011
        • 115

        #48
        Re: A Message to Pastor Ezekiel

        but everything has a purpose, then how can i be without purpose?

        the same applies to you, your purpose at the moment is to make a fool of yourself.

        I suggest that you go right now and make yourself an eunuch, donate all you own to landover babtist. Move to iceland and pray GOD and meditate for the rest of your life. and THE LORD might spare you from the flames of hell.

        yiC
        -peter

        alternatively you could move to USA.
        Brininging true christianity ™ to the Eskimo wastelands of the north!

        Romans 14:1
        As for the one who is weak in faith, welcome him, but not to quarrel over opinions.

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        • landoverlover
          Also loves Jesus and America
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2010
          • 828

          #49
          Re: A Message to Pastor Ezekiel

          I haven't even posted a reply until now, and I'm already exhausted reading all this nonsensical toilet-water. Enough! I stopped reading when this child yammered about reading the Word of God before it was written, or some such foolishness.

          Pastor Zeke is wise not to lower himself to this fool's level, showing his trust that our Brother and Sister - hood can easily handle the likes of an angry, hungry baby.

          For our own civil liability we should now refer it to proper secular mental health professionals.
          Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

          2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



          King James Bible v1611

          Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!

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          • jacksontolar
            Unsaved trash boldly bolding bolded bold words
            • Jun 2011
            • 20

            #50
            Re: A Message to Pastor Ezekiel

            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
            You are 'preaching to the choir" here. You should be standing on a highway exit ramp saving the lost souls.
            If you are the choir and I am preaching to you...that would make me the pastor.

            And you under me.

            And I over you.

            Thank you my God.

            for making them bow before me.

            amen.
            A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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            • Sister Kitty
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2010
              • 857

              #51
              Re: A Message to Pastor Ezekiel

              It appears to have left again. It must be time for its medication.
              Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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              • Shela Tansper
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Sep 2010
                • 240

                #52
                Re: A Message to Pastor Ezekiel

                Originally posted by WhereIsYourCourage View Post
                Not everyone is like you. I love Jesus the Christ.

                And I read the bible before you were on Earth.

                Wow that must make you really old , but you still lack sense have you been hiding in a cave waiting for the right time to come out do you suffer from dillusion
                The Shela Tansper corrective school for boys 13 to 18 years old

                King James Bible v1611
                A passage a day keeps satan away

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                • Shela Tansper
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Sep 2010
                  • 240

                  #53
                  Re: A Message to Pastor Ezekiel

                  Originally posted by Sister Kitty View Post
                  It appears to have left again. It must be time for its medication.
                  Internet cafe must of shut
                  The Shela Tansper corrective school for boys 13 to 18 years old

                  King James Bible v1611
                  A passage a day keeps satan away

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                  • James Hutchins
                    True Christian™
                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                     
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 29457

                    #54
                    Re: A Message to Pastor Ezekiel

                    Originally posted by WhereIsYourCourage View Post
                    If you are the choir and I am preaching to you...that would make me the pastor.

                    And you under me.

                    And I over you.

                    Thank you my God.

                    for making them bow before me.

                    amen.
                    No, it makes you a retard. You earn the right to be a Pastor and a True Christian(tm) You've only earned a bunch of wrongs.
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • Zechariah Smyth
                      Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                      True Christian™
                      • Feb 2011
                      • 15251

                      #55
                      Re: A Message to Pastor Ezekiel

                      I'm gonna guess 14, or a really dumb 20 year old.

                      Public schooling, gamer, and never read a single book, much less the Bible.



                      YiC,

                      Z. Smyth
                      Posted via Mobile Device
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                      • jacksontolar
                        Unsaved trash boldly bolding bolded bold words
                        • Jun 2011
                        • 20

                        #56
                        Re: A Message to Pastor Ezekiel

                        Where are you

                        Pastor Ezekiel

                        Come and tell me if you are going to accept the challenge that was put forth to you.

                        I already have a web site that said they would be more than happy to accommodate out little debate.

                        No interference

                        No name changing no deleting no banning

                        No nothing ...but the Truth

                        the whole Truth.

                        They will even let you bring your flock and let them use the pm system so as to advise you as to what you should say.

                        I personally do not think you are even man enough to show up much less debate me 1 on 1 with out no cheating or the ability to bail out by deleting or banning when you see your self being flamed by the Truth.

                        And make no mistake about it...

                        You will go down in flames.

                        Because I know the scurvy varmint you are.

                        God wouldn't throw water on you if you was on fire.




                        A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                        • Didymus Much
                          Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 14079

                          #57
                          Re: A Message to Pastor Ezekiel

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                          • Faith_Machine
                            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 10050

                            #58
                            Re: A Message to Pastor Ezekiel

                            Originally posted by WhereIsYourBoldText View Post

                            there is no outside or inside interference.
                            Given that there is clearly a demon inside of you, regurgitating messages channeled from Satan himself, your statement is demonstrably untrue.
                            WARNING:
                            In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
                            REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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                            • landoverlover
                              Also loves Jesus and America
                              True Christian™
                              • Jul 2010
                              • 828

                              #59
                              Re: A Message to Pastor Ezekiel

                              Originally posted by WhereIsYourBoldText View Post
                              Where are you

                              Pastor Ezekiel

                              Come and tell me if you are going to accept the challenge that was put forth to you.

                              I already have a web site that said they would be more than happy to accommodate out little debate.

                              No interference

                              No name changing no deleting no banning

                              No nothing ...but the Truth

                              the whole Truth.

                              They will even let you bring your flock and let them use the pm system so as to advise you as to what you should say.

                              I personally do not think you are even man enough to show up much less debate me 1 on 1 with out no cheating or the ability to bail out by deleting or banning when you see your self being flamed by the Truth.

                              And make no mistake about it...

                              You will go down in flames.

                              Because I know the scurvy varmint you are.

                              God wouldn't throw water on you if you was on fire.




                              HOW many times must you be told - THIS IS NOT A DEBATE FORUM. It's a PROCLAIM-THE-WORD-OF-GOD forum. You should be careful what you ask for. Our Pastor Zeke would crush you like a turd under a steamroller.
                              Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

                              2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



                              King James Bible v1611

                              Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!

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                              • Sister Kitty
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Mar 2010
                                • 857

                                #60
                                Re: A Message to Pastor Ezekiel

                                Originally posted by WhereIsYourBoldText View Post
                                Where are you

                                Pastor Ezekiel

                                Come and tell me if you are going to accept the challenge that was put forth to you.

                                I already have a web site that said they would be more than happy to accommodate out little debate.

                                No interference

                                No name changing no deleting no banning

                                No nothing ...but the Truth

                                the whole Truth.

                                They will even let you bring your flock and let them use the pm system so as to advise you as to what you should say.

                                I personally do not think you are even man enough to show up much less debate me 1 on 1 with out no cheating or the ability to bail out by deleting or banning when you see your self being flamed by the Truth.

                                And make no mistake about it...

                                You will go down in flames.

                                Because I know the scurvy varmint you are.

                                God wouldn't throw water on you if you was on fire.




                                Does not a debate between two men require, well, 2 men, little girl? Pastor Ezekiel is a real man, a true man, a Godly man! He does not have time to listen to the insolent blathering of pretend men who are really pathetic little girls with sad, tiny little penises.

                                Go rape a cockroach. It may notice. But probably not.
                                Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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