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  • Albasha
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    Under Investigation
    • Oct 2010
    • 22
    #1

    Introduction

    Allow to to properly introduce myself to this place of God. My name is Albasha and wish to contribute my humble, God loving opinions to this place of worship. I thank you for giving me a platform to share my thoughts with fellow Christians.
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    • landoverlover
      Also loves Jesus and America
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2010
      • 828
      #2
      Re: Introduction

      Originally posted by Albasha View Post
      Allow to to properly introduce myself to this place of God. My name is Albasha and wish to contribute my humble, God loving opinions to this place of worship. I thank you for giving me a platform to share my thoughts with fellow Christians.
      Welcome! That is a Greek name, no? Aren't you supposed to be rioting in the streets for cradle-to-grave socialist government benefits?
      Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

      2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



      King James Bible v1611

      Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!

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        • Sister Kitty
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2010
          • 857
          #3
          Re: Introduction

          Originally posted by Albasha View Post
          Allow to to properly introduce myself to this place of God. My name is Albasha and wish to contribute my humble, God loving opinions to this place of worship. I thank you for giving me a platform to share my thoughts with fellow Christians.
          What are you and why can't you talk right?
          Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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            • WinnerNotSinner
              Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2010
              • 951
              #4
              Re: Introduction

              Hi Albasha, mind if I call you Al?

              Welcome to our friendly forum Al, I really want you let us get to know the real you! What is your favorite Bible verse, and how did you come to find Jesus?
              6
              A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
              "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

              Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
              If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

              GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556
                  #5
                  Re: Introduction

                  Originally posted by Albasha View Post
                  Allow to to properly introduce myself to this place of God. My name is Albasha and wish to contribute my humble, God loving opinions to this place of worship. I thank you for giving me a platform to share my thoughts with fellow Christians.
                  Please tell us about your Husband, the church he takes you to, and how often he lays on good Christian beatings.

                  If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

                  If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

                  You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

                  Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Faith_Machine
                      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 10050
                      #6
                      Re: Introduction

                      Originally posted by Albasha View Post
                      I thank you for giving me a platform to share my thoughts with fellow Christians.
                      You seem a little confused, friend. This is a platform for God to share His opinions with you.
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