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  • Fryer Good Shepherd
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Jan 2011
    • 40

    #1

    genesis is not about the beginning of everything!!

    My dear friends,

    it has been a while but here i am again with some great insights.
    I just came to the conclusion while reading the KJV that Genesis is not the first book of the Bible!! Moreover, Genesis is not the story about the creation of the world, but the story of a new beginning...
    The creation it speaks of is a creation against the chaos of Babylon not of our earth.
    Read Jeremiah chapter 4, 23. and compare this with Genesis 1, 2.
    The only places in the bible where it says that the earth was without form, and voyd.
    The Prophet Jeremiah states in his book that Babylon destroyed the Holy Land, Jerusalem: I beheld the earth, and loe, it was without forme and void: and the heauens, and they had no light. People made a chaos and had no hope anymore.
    Genesis answer was: it is not over yet!! There is still hope!! What are we going to do? Are we going to help in the destruction of the world or are we going to change things around here?
    In conclusion: Genesis does not tell the story about the beginning of everything, rather about a new beginning after the chaos of Babylon!!

    What do you guys think about this?

    Bless,

    FGS
  • María Gálvez-Villalobos
    Claims not to be a dago slut
    Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
    • Mar 2011
    • 1307

    #2
    Re: genesis is not about the beginning of everything!!


    I think all that is silly cos Genesis is the start of the Bible then is the beginning, I mean are you think that Goerge Lukas write the Bible like he satr whit the episode 5 and the do 6 and then go back and do a bit about Manakin Eskywalcker and do Episode 1 and the 2 and then show Yabba de Hutt like really young and confuse everybody whiit all the contradicts, well I have a news for you mister, GOD is no like that cos in the beginning and all that OK?

    Thanks, glad you understand this.

    YIC, Mari
    Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
    My favorite verse from the Bible is:
    - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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    • Zechariah Smyth
      Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2011
      • 15251

      #3
      Re: genesis is not about the beginning of everything!!

      Your argument would be more persuasive if Genesis did not start thusly:

      (Genesis 1:1) "In the beginning..."

      Yours in Christ,

      Z. Smyth
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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: genesis is not about the beginning of everything!!

        Hey dummy: This is the INTRODUCTION forum. Stop wasting our time and God's Precious Bandwidth.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Sister Kitty
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2010
          • 857

          #5
          Re: genesis is not about the beginning of everything!!

          Originally posted by Fryer Good Shepherd View Post
          What do you guys think about this?

          Bless,
          I think you're snorting acid.
          Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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          • Faith_Machine
            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2011
            • 10050

            #6
            Re: genesis is not about the beginning of everything!!

            Great point, María! The Bible isn't Quentin Tarantino's Pulp Fiction either, where all the scenes are all out of order and you have people overdosing on heroin and black guys getting raped by white men.

            That would never happen in the Bible, because God doesn't need to rely on fancy MTV style editing or pornography to tell His story!
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            • Fryer Good Shepherd
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Jan 2011
              • 40

              #7
              Re: genesis is not about the beginning of everything!!

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Hey dummy: This is the INTRODUCTION forum. Stop wasting our time and God's Precious Bandwidth.
              I wanted to post this great insight in another forum, but for some reason, I was not allowed.

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              • Rev. Jim Osborne
                True Christian™ Televangelist
                Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2009
                • 8622

                #8
                Re: genesis is not about the beginning of everything!!

                Interesting theory, but obviously wrong. Like it's been pointed out, look at the first three words of Genesis. Also, note it's the first book of the Bible. But, most importantly, if this theory were true, it would turn the Bible into some time-warping psychedelic science fiction tale.

                Think about the implications of this for a second. Genesis tells the creation account and also teaches about the first man, Adam. Furthermore, the Bible is very clear that Adam had descendents including Noah, King David, and Jesus Himself. So all the stories about these people, including our Lord, would have to happen in the future. (Remember, Genesis hasn't happened yet, in your theory). Actually, the entire Bible would take place in the future.

                And yet, the Bible is an accurate historical record. For example, even secular historians would tell you that there was a King Herod and that the Romans ruled Judea around the time of Christ. So, does that mean there's going to be some kind of clone Herod and a clone Roman Army stomping over Jerusalem in 2238 A.D.?

                This goes to show what happens when you try to "interpret" the Bible instead of taking for what it is: the literal Word of God. This is not The Matrix, Neo.

                Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                • Fryer Good Shepherd
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Jan 2011
                  • 40

                  #9
                  Re: genesis is not about the beginning of everything!!

                  Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                  Interesting theory
                  Thank You

                  Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                  Genesis tells the creation account and also teaches about the first man, Adam.
                  You should read the bible better. Genesis teaches not about the first man in general but aboutthe first man created in God's own image! Namely a righteous and respectful dude. Not them Babylonian filthy scum.
                  Get your facts straight Ozzy!

                  Peace,

                  FGS

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                  • Rev. Jim Osborne
                    True Christian™ Televangelist
                    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 8622

                    #10
                    Re: genesis is not about the beginning of everything!!

                    Originally posted by Fryer Good Shepherd View Post
                    You should read the bible better. Genesis teaches not about the first man in general but aboutthe first man created in God's own image! Namely a righteous and respectful dude. Not them Babylonian filthy scum.
                    Get your facts straight Ozzy!

                    Peace,

                    FGS
                    Righteous and respectful dude? You mean the same "dude" that willingly disobeyed God and ate the fruit which resulted in him getting expelled from the Garden and thus creating original sin?

                    Also, you have failed to address the issue of Adam's descendents.

                    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                    • Fryer Good Shepherd
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Jan 2011
                      • 40

                      #11
                      Re: genesis is not about the beginning of everything!!

                      Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                      Also, you have failed to address the issue of Adam's descendents.
                      I will try to address that particular issue only if you can give me a clear answer where, for example, Cains wife comes from. If all men and races descended from Adam, like you claim, where does that woman from Genesis 4, 17 come from? She surely isn't mentioned before and she surely is no daughter from Adam and Eve.

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                      • Sister Kitty
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Mar 2010
                        • 857

                        #12
                        Re: genesis is not about the beginning of everything!!

                        Originally posted by Fryer Good Shepherd View Post
                        she surely is no daughter from Adam and Eve.
                        Prove it.
                        Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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                        • Fryer Good Shepherd
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Jan 2011
                          • 40

                          #13
                          Re: genesis is not about the beginning of everything!!

                          Originally posted by Sister Kitty View Post
                          Prove it.
                          That's not cool.
                          I asked you first.

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                          • Billy Bob Jenkins
                            Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                            About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                            Hates anal sex. And trees.
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2010
                            • 8337

                            #14
                            Re: genesis is not about the beginning of everything!!

                            Originally posted by Fryer Good Shepherd View Post
                            That's not cool.
                            I asked you first.
                            What do you mean? You are the one contradicting the Word of God. The burden of proof lies upon you.
                            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                            • Fryer Good Shepherd
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Jan 2011
                              • 40

                              #15
                              Re: genesis is not about the beginning of everything!!

                              Originally posted by Sister Kitty View Post
                              Prove it.
                              most people would look like this



                              then again, while looking at the avatars here, most people do...

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