Is this place a joke or can you save me?

[LoyalSubject]

Thought that might get your attention.

Although seriously is this place a joke? I stumbled upon this crazy place by accident and could not help but be offended by the anti-British material I came across.

For your information God loves The United Kingdom of Great Britain (which includes England, Scotland and Wales) and Northern Ireland.

1) We have no natural disasters - the odd flood or storm, mild earthquakes - that is it!
2) We have no dangerous sharks in our waters even though it is the perfect temprature and we have plenty of seals.
3) We defended our island against all the odds against Nazi invasion (before the USA joined in 1941).

So there. God Save the Queen - and get a life you weirdos. I am a Christian too - however, I am sane.

[Cranky Old Man]

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3) We defended our island against all the odds against Nazi invasion (before the USA joined in 1941).

So you defended yourself for 5 whole minutes until we came to help you for years and years and years! Boy, you guys must have scared the shit out of Hitler!

[LoyalSubject]

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So you defended yourself for 5 whole minutes until we came to help you for years and years and years! Boy, you guys must have scared the shit out of Hitler!

I don't know why I am replying but - the war started in 1939 and we defended ourselves for over two years. Don't believe everything you see in Steven Spielberg movies - unless of course you do not watch them because they are evil or something.

God Save the Queen.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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If God loves England so much, how do you explain the following pestilences that He has visited on you?

- satanic Beetles music

- Branston pickle

- Manchester

YiC,

Z. Smyth
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[JustGotSaved]

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First, weren't wales Scotland Ireland all happy places forced to join England against their will by war fire crime rapine?

Second:
Dunkirk anyone?

Third, all said and done please return the churchill bust to us after we kick that homie out on his butt, and his wookie too.
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[HTannor]

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Mr. Loyalsubject, please forgive my Brothers from the hasty responses they posted.

While it's true that we pulled your butts from the fire, joo boys like Spielberg want to rub it into your brit cooters and I find that offensive.

I will always have a soft spot from limeys like you.

Lest you think I'm a fag like so many of your ilk, I can assure you that I'm a Real American™ like John Wayne™ and couldn't care less about the abysmal dental care you receive under your commie-inspired Health Care Service.

I welcome your posts to our Godly Forum© and hope you continue to do so.

[Father Maurice Lester]

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...seriously is this place a joke?

If only it were.

These crazed Baptwits actually believe the vile, anti-Catholic and anti-logic dribble that drips from their malocclustic mouths.

For your information God loves The United Kingdom of Great Britain (which includes England, Scotland and Wales) and Northern Ireland.

Easy now... you are sounding like one of the local yokels and chances are you are an Anglican.

We have no natural disasters - the odd flood or storm, mild earthquakes - that is it!

What about Lady Die... you want a disaster!

She slept with every Arab who ever owned a clothing store in Knightsbridge and had seen more ceilings in Rome than Michelangelo.

What about your 'Football' squad?

Still can't make a penalty kick... (but at least you have a good Italian boy at the helm)

God Save the Queen

A bit late for Freddy Mercury no?

get a life you weirdos. I am a Christian too - however, I am sane.

That's the spirit.



Bless you, my chuntering chump,
Father Mo




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[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Although seriously is this place a joke?

If we were a joke, why would we put so much effort into quoting the King James Bible exactly as it reads, and in context? Wouldn't we try to distort the words to make it somehow funny? If you think we're a joke, you must think that God and His Word, the Bible, are a joke, too.

[landoverlover]

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Two words: Lienz Cossacks

[Humongous]

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well, I said it before and I'll say it AGAIN, English folk is a buncha queen kissing commi round tablers! and they sherwood forests is fulla homer hoodlums, that rob the rich and give to the poor? well, round these parts we call that socialism networking! so y'all all go and joust a teatime or whatever yall godless hellbounders do. shoot! my arm is tingling, these confounded enlish get my american blood boilin

[landoverlover]

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Two words: Lienz Cossacks

I apologize for the obscure reference, but it illustrates the hypocrisy of your vaunted British honor. This incident, at the end of WWII, is most telling.
This is how the British treated Cossacks under their care, the account written by joo author Julius Epstein:

Lienz

On 28 May 1945, the British Army arrived at Camp Peggetz, in Lienz, where there were 2,479 Cossacks, including 2,201 officers and soldiers. They went to invite the Cossacks to an important conference with British officials, informing them that they would return to Lienz by six o’clock that evening; some Cossacks worried, but the British reassured them that everything was in order. One British officer told the Cossacks: “I assure you, on my word of honour as a British officer, that you are just going to a conference”. By then, British-Cossack relationships were friendly to the extent that many on both sides had developed emotions for the other. Deep down, a number of British soldiers felt sympathy and remorse for executing such treacherous operations, yet bureaucratic military obedience obliged them to follow higher order. The Lienz Cossack repatriation was exceptional, because the Cossacks forcefully resisted their British repatriation to the USSR; a Cossack noted: “The NKVD or the Gestapo would have slain us with truncheons, the British did it with their word of honor.”

The first to commit suicide, by hanging, was the Cossack editor Evgenij Tarruski. The second was General Silkin, who shot himself. . . . The Cossacks refused to board the trucks. British soldiers [armed] with pistols and clubs began using their clubs, aiming at the heads of the prisoners. They first dragged the men out of the crowd, and threw them into the trucks. The men jumped out. They beat them again, and threw them onto the floor of the trucks. Again, they jumped out. The British then hit them with rifle butts until they lay unconscious, and threw them, like sacks of potatoes, in the trucks. — Operation Keelhaul (1973), by Julius Epstein.

The notorious Brit faggot James Bond, in "Goldeneye", references this incident, wearing his fag designer clothes and carrying that totally gay toy, the Walther PPK (they should have made that piece only in pink). He mewls about Lienz not being "our finest hour." Pip pip old boy, I guess not.