greetings from the rim

[Father H]

Hello friend!

Please start an introduction thread of your own so we can get to know you better, and please tell me that the "father" part of your name doesn't mean you are a child-molesting flounder-chompin' catlick.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Since there is an active interest about my personality, therby I have to act.

First: I come from Eastern Europe, from the land of condemned and blind. So please forgive me my grammatical and linguistical errors. I hope God will do it aswell.

I became true believer after I was hit the rock bottom. I was a alcohol abuser, gambler and curser. There are so many bad things I have done in my life. No I seek forgiveness and salvation. I know this road is hard and rough, but I do not have fear - I accepted Jesus as my savior and believe in Him !
I now go and preach against alcohol. Not great success so far, but I will try harder.

About molesting - that sin goes far from me. When it was this time, I was already passed out from vodka or scotch or both.


Praise the Lord !

[James Hutchins]

Re: greetings from the rim

I am curious what you have not given up on your catlick ways?

[HTannor]

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I became true believer after I was hit the rock bottom. I was a alcohol abuser, gambler and curser. There are so many bad things I have done in my life.

What other sinful things have you done? Don't be shy. We are here to help you.

- Tell us of your homer lifestyle and how you found anal love.
- Explain how pedophilia made your days go quicker.
- Describe your life on the sheep farm and how you spent the evenings.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Since there is an active interest about my personality

Not really. We just hope your story will scare the children so they won't turn Catholic when they get older.

[Humongous]

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Not really. We just hope your story will scare the children so they won't turn Catholic when they get older.

well, i don't think the priests are interested in the older ones.

[Faith_Machine]

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What's this "rim" business? The rim of what? Are you saying you took time out from giving or receiving a rim-j** in order to type your introductory post?

I suppose it's good that you're capable of interrupting your sodomy long enough to type a message here on this Christian message board.

That's a really good sign!

Now then, friend, I'm sure that once you're done reading this thread, you will feel sorely tempted to go and once again bury your tongue in some under-aged Latino's anus.

I challenge you to resist that dirty impulse, for God has already given you the strength to turn your face away from that succulent, young bottom and toward the light!

1 Corinthians 10:13


There hath no temptation taken you but such as is common to man: but God is faithful, who will not suffer you to be tempted above that ye are able; but will with the temptation also make a way to escape, that ye may be able to bear it.

[landoverlover]

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What's this "rim" business? The rim of what? Are you saying you took time out from giving or receiving a rim-j** in order to type your introductory post?

I suppose it's good that you're capable of interrupting your sodomy long enough to type a message here on this Christian message board.

That's a really good sign!

Now then, friend, I'm sure that once you're done reading this thread, you will feel sorely tempted to go and once again bury your tongue in some under-aged Latino's anus.

I challenge you to resist that dirty impulse, for God has already given you the strength to turn your face away from that succulent, young bottom and toward the light!

I think you are onto something. I had confined my thinking to 'rim of the toilet bowl' but congratulate you on considering wider options.

[Faith_Machine]

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I don't even want to think about just how wide they might get, after years and years of sodomy!